Disclaimer: I sadly do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

WARNING: Rated T for bad language.

A/N: Haha, this is my very first fanfic, and I haven't written stories for a long time, so please forgive me! Reviews are good, please give me suggestions on what I can do better, but please don't be too harsh on me!

I also apologize for any weird spacings or anything like that; I'm new to this, and I'm not very good with computers!

And sorry for OOCness. I also fail at humor.

I hope you enjoy it!

Sawada Tsunayoshi had been dreading this day.

Although, thinking upon it, he knew that it was really only his fault for causing all this.

He breathed in slowly and let the air out, head in his hands, cursing himself mentally for being number 1 on Fuuta's ranking list for 'inability to refuse requests.' Even now, 6 years after that initial ranking was made, it hadn't changed.

A few days ago, a letter addressed to the Vongola 10th arrived in the mailbox of the Vongola mansion. It was hand-written by a certain person by the name of Lussuria, and Tsuna found Lussuria's curly, girly handwriting quite hard to read. But then again, what else would you expect from someone likethat.

The letter was a request asking whether the Varia could 'spend a lovely American holiday over at the wonderful, amazing, beautiful Vongola mansion for a week or so.' Of course, no matter how much Tsuna wanted to, he couldn't refuse. He had complained to Reborn, but the now adult Reborn said while smirking, "You should celebrate a diversity of holidays, Tsuna. It gives you a better knowledge of the customs in different countries. Besides, you should get a better relationship with your subordinates."

So Tsuna slowly wrote a letter back saying yes. Afterwards, he told his guardians. Most of them weren't happy.

"A-anou…." Tsuna began. His guardians were seated before him – Reborn had called a family meeting for his sake.

"Hurry up, herbivore. I have no time for worthless meetings," yawned the cloud guardian.

"OI! You bastard! Show respect for the Juudaime!" snarled the tenth's right hand man, while whipping out handfuls of dynamite.

"Ma, ma Gokudera, let's calm down, ne?" laughed the rain guardian.

"ANYWAYS," Tsuna said loudly. The commotion stopped and everyone looked towards him. Tsuna sighed and thought, how am I going to explain this to them…

"Um… well, this year, we're going to celebrate Thanksgiving…"

"JUUDAIME! THAT'S GREAT!" Gokudera yelled standing up abruptly. "WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP THE TENTH GET READY FOR THIS OCCASION?"

"Gokudera-kun, will you please wait until I finish? Please?" begged Tsuna.

"O-of course!" he sat back down.

"THIS IS EXTREMELY INTERESTING SAWADA! WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE STORED FOR US THIS YEAR? AN EXTREME WORLD-WIDE BOXING COMPETITION?" yelled the EXTREME sun guardian.

"N-no. BUT," Tsuna continued before any other comments could be made, "Um… I've invited some guests over for this holiday…"

"Haha, really Tsuna? Who are they?" asked the cheerful rain guardian.

Tsuna gulped and opened his mouth as if to say something, but nothing came out. He closed his mouth and tried again. The mist guardian (the female one) watched him curiously then thought, Mukuro-sama, I don't think this is going to end very well…

Tsuna squeezed his eyes shut and managed to get it out. "The Varia are coming over for a week! HIIII!"

The effect was immediate.

"WHAT?" Gokudera screamed. "JUUDAIME! WAS-WHAT-WHO-" Gokudera's words trailed off into an incomprehensible string of curses.

Hibari pulled out his tonfas and scowled darkly. "If those herbivores are coming over maybe I can settle the score with that Monkey King of the Mountain of Monkeys." He stalked out of the room.

"Haha, the Varia? Haha, we haven't seen them for a long time! Haha, that'll be fun!" came the expected answer from Yamamoto.

"EEXXTREEEEEME!" roared Rhyohei. "SAWADA, I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS THANKSGIVING IS, OR WHY THE VARIA ARE COMING OVER, BUT IT SOUNDS EXTREME TO THE MAX!" and the sun guardian began practicing his punches in the air.

Chrome had nothing to say, as she was usually quiet.

"Kufufu," Mukuro chuckled darkly.

"Yare yare," said Lambo. He hadn't forgotten the ring battles yet. "I think I will stay in my room until this is all over, Vongola."

Tsuna nearly cried. If this was the reaction now, what would it be when the Varia actually came?

Tsuna cursed as he heard the doorbell ring and a familiar voice call out, "Helloooooooo~! We're here, desu wa~! Anyone hooome~?"

He cursed again as he heard another loud voice yell, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIII! YOU SHITTY BRATS! WHERE ARE YOU? IT'S FUCKING COLD OUT HERE, HURRY UP AND LET US FUCKING IN!"

Tsuna ran down the stairway, only to bump into a terrified Lambo, heading in the opposite direction. "E-excuse me, Vongola boss, but, I don't seem to be feeling too well…" and he hurried up the stairs.

Tsuna sweat-dropped and cried. Lambo, you have it so easy…

"JUUDAIME! PLEASE STAND BACK!" yelled Gokudera from the top of the stairs. Tsuna whirled his head around to find Gokudera loaded with a ridiculously enormous amount of dynamite. "Juudaime, I'm going to blow those bastards away."

"HIIII! GOKUDERA! PLEASE! NO! JUST… just go back to your room and stay there until I give the good to go sign, ne? PLEASE!"

"But, Juudaime—"

"GO! NOW!" shrieked Tsuna as he heard Belphagor say, "Shishishishi, are the Vongola kids hiding?"

"But-"

"HAHA! YO, TSUNA!" called Yamamoto as he ran down the stairs. "I heard Squalo's voice!"

"Ah, sou…"

"Oi, trashy little brats. How long are you going to make the boss wait?"

"HIII I'M COMING I'M COMING!" Tsuna cried, running down the stairs, almost tripping. He swung open the door as Rhyohei came rushing down the stairs, punching the air and screaming, "EEEXXXXTTTREEEEEEEEMEEEE!"

"AAAHH! RHYOHEI~!" squealed Lussuria. "You look so wonderful!" He threw away his suitcase and jumped towards Rhyohei, knocking over Tsuna. Rhyohei frowned and punched him with his extreme straight.

"Ushishishishi. Well, well, if it isn't the bomb-brat." Belphagor grinned.

"YOU!" growled Gokudera, lighting up his dynamite. "I'm going to kill you this time!"

"Yo, Squalo!" Yamamoto said cheerfully.

"OOOOII! IF IT ISN'T THE KATANA BRAT!" Squalo yelled. He charged Yamamoto, forcing him to retaliate.

A dark aura came over the front hallway. Tsuna, shivering, stood up and turned around to see the person he wanted to see the least at the moment - Hibari Kyouya.

"You…" Hibari said, looking at Xanxus, who was grinning maliciously. "You and I have a score to settle."

"Aah? You wanna fight, scum?" he sneered, conjuring his flame of wrath.

NOOO! Shrieked Tsuna mentally, THIS IS NOT GOOD, NO GOOD!

Tsuna rushed over to where Gokudera and Bel were fighting and intervened.

"GOKUDERA-KUN!" he screamed over the fighting. "I NEED YOUR HELP!"

"What is it Juudaime?" asked Gokudera through gritted teeth, glaring at the grinning prince.

"Can you make them stop fighting? Please?" Tsuna begged.

"A-ah, anything the Juudaime wants," Gokudera said, frowning. He turned away from the grinning prince and frowned even more. This will be hard to stop... he thought, but, it's for the Juudaime.

"Juudaime, please put this on," he said, giving Tsuna a gas mask.

"HIIII! No poison! Please!" Tsuna gasped, hitting his eye while attempting to put it on.

"Of course not, Juudaime!" Gokudera smiled, giving him the thumbs-up. Once Tsuna had managed to put the mask on, he put one on himself and exploded several bombs filled with sleeping gas.

Tsuna watched, terrified, as his guardians and the Varia collapsed one by one, until everyone was sleeping. Well, to Tsuna, it looked as if they were dead.

"HIIIII, GOKUDERA-KUN, DID YOU KILL THEM?" Tsuna was panicking.

"Of course not, dame-Tsuna," came a familiar voice. It was accompanied with a kick to Tsuna's back. "They're just unconscious."

"Hiiii, I'm so glad..." Tsuna sank to the floor, relieved.

"Gokudera-kun, will you help me get them to their rooms, please?"

"Of course, Juudaime!"

Tsuna wasn't as stupid as he had been 6 years ago, so he had chosen rooms for the Varia on the opposite side of the mansion from where his guardians slept. Tsuna hoped that it would take them at least an hour for them to wake up. Once they did find their way, the fights would start again. And never end.

Tsuna sighed and started crying.