Characters
Edward Elric
Age: 16
School grade: 12
Student
Alphonse Elric
Age: 15
School grade: 11
Student
Winry Rockbell
Age: 16
School grade: 11
-Student
- girlfriend of Edward
Lin Yao
Age: 16
Grade: 11
Lan Fan
Age: 15 and a half [YES, a half!]
Grade: 10
Mei Chang
Age: 14
Grade: 9
Wrath
Age: 14
Grade: 9
Envy's younger brother
Envy
Age: 18
Grade: 12
Lust
Age: 19 in university
Envy's and Wrath's older sister
Gluttony: not in school, he lives at home
Sloth
Assistant of superintendant
Staff
Roy Mustang
Role: Lazy ass principal
Mae Hughes
Role: Vice-Principal
Riza Hawkeye
Role: Secretary and math teacher
"King" Bradley
Role: Superintendant
Alex Louis Armstrong
Role: Gym teacher and art teacher
Tim Marcoh
Doctor at high school
Jean Havoc
Lazy English teacher
Heymans Breda
Science teacher
Kain Fuery
Computer technician
Scheska
Librarian
Izumi Curtis
Counselor and Special Physical Education teacher
Family friend to Ed and Alphonse.
Taught Ed and Al how to fight [No, not alchemy in this world]
Mr. Curtis
Head cafeteria person
Scar
Serial killer
Barry the Chopper
Serial killer
everyone believes he's dead
Maria Ross
History Teacher
Shou Tucker
-Ed hates him, scarred after Tucker killed his own daughter, Nina
Hohenheim
Father who is never home
- Scientist
Chapter 1: Fuzzy Pink Death Bunnies
"DESTROY IT!" Roy Mustang shouted, in horror.
"BUT MY DAUGHTER MADE IT, SIR!" Mae Hughes shouted back at him.
In his hand, was a design of a pink bunny on paper drawn in pink crayon. This idea is supposed to be for a club to make sure the school is going to be fine, without any delinquents running around freely in the school. It was an idea Roy Mustang had when the school year began around a month ago. However, Hughes wanted to help… by making a mascot! [o.O]
"PINK BUNNIES ARE CUTE!" Hughes argued.
"NOT IF THEY ARE DEATH BUNNIES!" Mustang defended. He wasn't going to be ridiculed by Superintendant Bradley.
At that moment they were arguing, Riza Hawkeye walked in, confused by the yelling. "What is going on, sir?"
"Look at what the logo for the club!" Mustang exclaimed. He was truly scared for life.
Riza studied the drawing Hugh's daughter made. "I don't see anything wrong with it," she said.
"WHAT?!!?"
"Thank you, Hawkeye! My daughter made it, isn't it adorable?!" Hughes cried.
"Yes, Hughes, it's a wonderful name for a club that is supposed to protect the school!" Hawkeye said sarcastically. She turned to Mustang. "Now, do your paperwork!"
"Yes, Ma'am!" he obeyed. When she left, he added, "Damn woman! Always making me do stuff I don't want to do!"
Hawkeye opens the door. "Did you say something sir?"
"No…" he squeaked.
"All right, then." She closed the door again.
Hughes laughed and headed for the door. On his way out, he stopped and chimed cheerfully, "Stop arguing with your girlfriend!"
"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!"
-Lunch hour-
Edward, Alphonse and Winry sat down at the cafeteria table. As usual, Edward did not have his milk he was supposed to drink to grow taller. Alphonse and Winry were always there to scold him about if he doesn't drink his milk, he will stay a pipsqueak for the rest of his life.
"Hey, guys, did you hear?" Winry exclaimed.
"Hear what?" Ed asked, a bit annoyed.
"About the logo for Mustang's club."
"Oh, you mean Mustang's stupid club," Ed said. "What is it?"
"Fuzzy Pink Death Bunnies!" She said, in a cheerful voice. "Isn't that so cute?"
Edward fell off his chair. "That's the name?!"
"Yeah, and I also hear that Hugh's is helping out with the logo too," Alphonse said.
"That sure explains a lot…" Ed muttered. He had his mouth full of ramen
"So, are we going to join?" Winry asked.
"HELL NO!"
"Why not? Are you afraid it's going to ruin your rep?" Alphonse wondered.
"NO I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE IN A CLUB NAMED FUZZY PINK BUNNIES OF DEATH!"
"It's Fuzzy Pink Death Bunnies," Winry corrected.
"WHATEVER!" Ed snapped. "I'M NOT JOINING THE STUPID CLUB!!!!"
"Just drink your milk before class starts!" Winry said.
"I HATE MILK!"
"I SAID DRINK IT, DAMMIT!"
Then the five minute bell before class starts rung.
Winry sighed. "We better get to class…" She started walking ahead of them, dumping her lunch tray in the trashcan.
Winry and Alphonse had their English classes together. Edward's class was across the hallway from theirs so he waited for them to come out at the end of the period, since he is in a different grade. The teachers decided he could skip a grade he was in grade nine considering how smart he was at the time. He always did his homework way ahead and passed exams with a grain of salt. Alphonse was the same, he would've been in grade 10 but like Edward, he skipped a grade too.
While waiting for Jean Havoc, the English teacher, Edward decided to do his advanced placement science homework. However, right before he was jump into the world of atoms and molecules, Hughes walked in.
"GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! HAVOC HAS BEEN SICK WITH THE FLU!" Hughes announced happily.
"Then why are you here? You're not subbing for Havoc are you?" Edward asked, in horror.
"I have came to talk to you about the club Mustang and I created! Most of the credit goes to my BEAUTIFUL precious daughter Elysia!" Hughes said.
"Oh god," Ed said, smacking his face with his palm.
"Yes, that's right! The club is called Fuzzy Pink Death Bunnies!"
The whole classroom didn't speak. "…"
Finally Edward said something, "I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD JOIN YOUR CLUB HUGHES!"
"Oh come on Edward---"
Suddenly, Havoc knocked on the door. As it turns out, Hughes locked him out of his classroom.
"YOU LIAR!" Edward shouted.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"
"WELL CONSIDERING YOU SAID HAVOC WAS SICK AND HE WASN'T, THEN YES THAT MAKES YOU A LIAR!" Ed said.
"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME! I'M YOUR SUPERIOR!"
Standing up in defiance, Edward, in anger, flipped over his desk and broke one of its legs. For a moment a defining silenced echoed throughout the classroom. And then, Hughes broke the silence and said, "For compensation of the desk, you will be the first to join the Fuzzy Pink Death Bunnies club! "
"That's bullshit!" Edward shouted.
"Language dear Edward! I shall see you next Wednesday after school in detention!" Hughes announced.
-To be continued-