Abi sighed as she went through her logbooks of appointments her secretary had just given her. She scrunched her nose as she read through the list. Being a therapist was not what they said it'd be in her courses. Today, however, she was meeting a new client, always trying to get them in first and hoping to maybe drop a few of the sickos she already 'acquainted'.
Sesshomaru Casillo.
She slid her drawer open and took a quick swig of whiskey. Experimenting to boost her tolerance was her goal this week…and she started with what was the best idea to her. There was a light knock at the door and she swiftly got up to answer it.
"Mr. Casillo?" She asked and he nodded slightly and let himself right in. Oh god…one of 'those'. She resisted the urge to do a claw motion with her hands at the one who thought himself superior as the man walked in front of her to the couch. She sat in her chair and pulled out the clipboard of 'notes' that had evolved into her sketchbook. "So what are you in…here for?" She asked with a smile.
"…Do you have a little brother?" He asked in a soothing tone and Abi blinked.
"…Not that I know about." She tilted her head. Maybe someone was finally willing to start right away.
"Well…I have this one…he's technically a half-brother and…I…I just don't know what the fuck to do with him anymore." His once emotionless golden eyes now showed her worry and she blinked back at him. It was a Renkotsu case…she dubbed it that.
"Well…what's he like?"
"Ohhh my Goddd he's so fucking annoying." He groaned and buried his face in his hands.
"…Ah."
"You don't have any idea…every time I'm about to get some I swear the guy has a radar." He looked up to her as though she understood while she carelessly doodled away on her pad. It was Hakudoshi killing Hiten…violently…she stopped and stared at the horrid ink sketch and shook her head, disturbed by her own thoughts, and looked up, only now realizing she had zoned out and missed most of what Sesshomaru had been saying.
"…grab his neck and just wring it…..calls me for that! Can you believe it?" He asked and she shook her head, snapping out of her minor daze.
"No…no I cannot."
"'Does Extenze really work, Sessh?'" He mimicked in a high-pitched tone and Abi gaped. "…sorry I've been holding that one back for a while now."
"You said he's your half brother?"
"Mhm."
"So…do you share a mother or a father?" She asked, getting back to her business state.
"…father."
"Do you have issues with him?"
"Issues? He left my mother for Inuyasha's whore of one and then died for them…like THEY'RE worth it…both ugly anyways…who likes dog-men?" He asked and she shrugged.
"Weird fetishes nowadays." She pointed out.
"…true…like the foot one…oh god." He gagged.
"…kink is fun." She mumbled and he blinked and she did the same, realizing what she just said, and quickly tried to brush it off. "…Like CSI New York?" She asked and he stared before shaking his head.
"Anyways…" He sighed. "On top of Inuyasha…I have Jaken…he's toad-man." He stated bluntly.
"Inuyasha's…gay?" She asked. "Do you have…er….issues with that?"
"…as much as I've wondered about it, I'm pretty sure he's straight. And no, Miss Hime…I am not a homophobe."
"…sorry." She bit her bottom lip and went back to doodling with her legs crossed.
"Jaken's more…an 'assistant' if anything…he just follows me around and oh my god…he won't shut up." He leaned back against the couch.
"And...how is he a toad?" She asked, nodding and sketching.
"Are you listening to a word I'm saying?" He asked skeptically and looked up to face her.
"But of course, I'm just saying it's a toad or a man…there's no crossovers."
"Not for long. I am going to kill him." He said in a flat voice and Abi looked up and stared, meeting the man's serious expression.
"I've planned it out…all I need is…"
"Uhm…Sesshomaru, are you sure you want to tell me this? It's illegal and I might have to talk to someone…." She started.
"Trust me…if you knew him, you'd be thanking me." He nodded confidently.
"…oh." She just nodded back.
"Then…Rin…I think she has ADHD…I…don't know what to do for her anymore." He frowned and she did the same.
"Is she your child?"
"No…she's just a human child I found stray and took her in…she was cute…like a puppy." His tone was flat again and she raised her brows.
"…I see."
"Yes…it's…different….a lot more work than I thought it be….like…Inuyasha has the ears but Rin…wasn't even paper trained yet." He shook his head.
"But…you said she was a child.
"That was cute…like a puppy. Puppy, dear." He nodded again and she just listened.
"Then…who had to teach her not to chase the mailman? And you know how long it was before I could have people over because she had 'people' issues? Any idea?"
"…wow…I actually was going to get a puppy this weekend…" Abi started happily.
"Don't." Sesshomaru interrupted dryly.
"…Ok…?" She blinked and he nodded.
"I'm free next Friday…at 9 in the morning." He got up and left and she blinked.
Now…she knew her clients were homicidal lunatics.
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A/N: Soo sorry, guys. Well…my laptop crashed and I lost…every document I had saved T.T. Now…I'm trying to bring it back but everything's on hold. Sesshomaru was one of my many requests I had listed…If anyone had more, message me please and I'll get on it. Enjoy