CS: This is my first fanfic

Okay, decided to edit some chapters. No new content just correcting them.

I will update… eventually.

Yes, I should've updated so many forevers ago.

I'm working on it god damn it.

Rated: M (just to be safe… and there will lemons later)

/Warning/: This is fanfiction and it contains Yaoi A.K.A boyXboy if you don't like don't read!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my fics and my lair.

I don't own any anime or anything if I do I'll edit this later…

Chapter 1: Tea is crazy

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'I should be happy! I have a body without having to borrow Yugi's ' Yami sighed.

It was like he would never be able to get to enjoy himself with his 'new life' since fate had other plans. Yami walked down the street as the clouds decided to torture him even further. He was having an off day. Why? Someone was just out there to get him he reasoned. PARANOID?! HELL NO! Agitated? Well… yeah.

Why was he agitated? It was because Tea wouldn't take a hint! Not that she was a murderer he just didn't like her like that but, she was driving him crazy! He told her so but, she didn't believe him ...again. So he had decided to start to avoid her until she understood and got over it. She WOULD get over it AND move on! Even if it meant he had to avoid for the rest of his life... Or so he thought until she finally cornered him today. 'At least I'm free from her forever… I hope' Yami looked on as the rain began to fall and silently bathing everything gently as though trying to cool off everything under the scorching sun. "She was a bitch…'" he said quietly as though needing to confirm it by saying it out loud.

" Hot mother of Ra, I might actually have a chance to relax." he said, smiling slightly and contently.

/Flashback! /

It had been 3 weeks since he got his body. He had moved out and gotten an apartment and was just moving in. He had just been offered a contract with sponsors, they would pay him millions to duel he WAS the king of games after all! But, just in case he had Pegasus, Duke, Joey, Mokuba ... and Kaiba with a lot of convincing not a little but, A LOT and they helped him get a contract that was better for him since the other had a lot of loop holes. The fact that he asked Joey surprised everyone even Joey himself. But Yami wasn't, he liked Joey- more than a friend actually. So now when he dueled he got paid millions and just like that he had a job! Sweet huh?

- Cell rings—X3 (A/N: This is going somewhat be different from the anime)

"Hello?" That was weird he had Collar ID but no name came up at all. 'How strange…' "Hey Yami- 'Oh Crap… What the hell?! I changed my number 5 times already can't you take a hint' Yami quickly hung up his cell and gazed around him expecting the thing he was avoiding to be stalking him. He sighed in relief when he finally realized that he just be a little paranoid.

…Or not because Tea was up a tree following and sometimes taking pictures at him while drooling.

'I'm not stalking, I'm following him its only stalking if I'm caught' she thought, with a strange gleam in her eyes.

'I know you like me even if you don't know it yet! One way or another I'll have you'

-/BREAK/-

The voice Actor for L (Death Note) was in a Barbie movie.

He sings, "How to be a Princess".

-/BREAK/-

Amethyst eyes widened 'My Fangirl mob sense is tingling!' Yami stiffened and, tried to figure out they was coming from. A neko like ear slowly appeared from his hair slowly and listened. They were behind the bushes and in the trees

"Damn it all…" He ran and then they pounced. Focusing on escaping ran on the concrete like a madman refusing to look back at his 'fans'. 'That might encourage them' he thought depressingly. Slowly he was beginning to tire and decided to take a quick peek behind him. Bad Idea… True to his previous thought before they started to speed up inhumanly taking encouragement on the fact that he actually looked back at them. Given he was being chased and if given the chance tortured to death by the ways of the fangirls.

'Damn hormones…' He inwardly groaned he saved the world how many times now? And THIS is what he got thanks? That is CRAP! In a desperate ran through an alleyway running, leaping, climbing, and dodging to get way. He turned his head and saw something knock them all out and it was someone who looked really pissed off. He couldn't see his savior's face as he caught sight of someone he dreaded.

'Shit…' He risked a glance at her 'She really is ugly' and winced when she screeched "Yami!" She gripped him and she ran dragging him away from his rescuer. When they were far way or at least far enough she deemed, she turned on him.
Yami looked up at the sky not wanting to see the face that he desperately wanted to be away from. 'It's going to rain' he thought wordlessly. Slowly with displeasure he turned to the face he deemed ugly. 'So ugly…well at least it is to me' he sighed Yugi would've thrown a fit if he heard him think of Tea that way. But, Yami knew better and the others didn't have a clue. He smirked at thought it was funny to think about and he wouldn't have to think about the thing in front of him. Tea glared at him. "Yami I want you. You know I want you. So why won't you have me?" She growled aggressively that or really hornily, he couldn't tell. 'Seriously it shouldn't be that hard to tell..!'

Having interrupted his thoughts he was forced to look and glare at her. "Your eyes, hair, kindness, smiles, and the way you ACT are just that all an act! You're fake! You're JUST a slut who just wants a fuck!" Yami knew what he was saying would change things forever but he didn't care right now he just wanted her gone. "No, I'm a slut who wants a lot of fucks and no one says no to me Yami NO ONE! ONLY I CAN HAVE YOU!" She made a grab at him but, he slipped away and punched her. Stumbling she regained her balance and countered his punch with a kick to his stomach. "Ugh…" He groaned 'I got a hit!' she thought triumphantly and unknowingly lowered her guard. When Yami saw this he swung a mean left hook, using his free hand grabbed the hem of her jacket causing her to fall foreward giving him the chance to follow with a head butt. The impact caused her to fall but she held on to him. Trying to stop himself from falling only to fail he tried to steady himself by using her knees.

Seeing this Tea quickly thought of away to turn this around in her favor, so she shot her legs up repeatedly kicking his chest until -CRACK- Panting she began to fume with rage. How dare he refuse her?! Quickly getting up she began taking a pokectknife out from her jacket. Vaguely upset she decided that having his corpse would be enough. When Yami saw what she was holding he forgot about the pain in his head and focused on the pain in his chest 'Was it a Rib?' he thought worriedly eyeing her knife he ran away slowed down by the pain and powered by the adrenaline he ran faster and faster calling for help in speed-dial trying to reach the only person he knew that was a above the law. Kaiba.

"Kaiba, Tea is horny slut trying to kill me so she can rape me! Help me damn it!"

-Why?-

"Why? She'll find out the secret!"

–I'll kill her later-

"We are from the same clan not family but, still she is going to kill & rape me and then maybe Mokuba!" That did it.

–She is DEAD!-

Ending the call with out another word Yami ran towards KaibaCorp. Tea was captured, questioned, tested for rabies, and Yami was taken into a hospital for his injuries and was forced into bed rest for sometime visited by his REAL friends. When Kaiba was informed that he could be released he kicked him out of his hospital. Yep. Kaiba has his own hospital and Yami was in it and then kicked out of it only to be forced back in it by Mokuba and then kicked out again by Kaiba. This continued until Kaiba got seriously annoyed and kept glaring at Mokie to death until he reluctantly, oh so very very reluctantly conceded. To this Yami was grateful, Kaiba was also grateful he just really didn't care to show it ,"In the end you're just a kitten… without a mate" the almighty ceo had gloated earning a scowl from said 'kitten'. That bastard.

/ End Flashback! /

"At least I don't have rabies.." Yami sighed, contently as he closed his eyes and the image of a blond duelist acting very much like a puppy gazed at him lovingly.
'Now, Joey I'll be able to set my sights on you… without interruption.' Yami grinned as his eyes glinted mysteriously and pupils became slits. He practically purred at the thought and scratched a neko ear hidden as one as the spikes of his hair. "A kitten without a mate? We'll see Kaiba, I know just the one I need".

tbc