"Ch- Dad…I need new…socks, umm…yeah, socks," That'll work "can I go shopping with Alice?" I stammered.

"Socks?" Charlie frowned.

"Yeah, umm, socks." I said. I heard Alice giggle at the other end.

"Great, I need socks. We can all go together." Alice stopped giggling and I stopped smiling.

"And bras!" Alice screamed over the phone, so loudly, it was as if she was here.

"Then no. But pick me some socks. And fishhooks." He said and then returned to the game. I grinned. This went well.

Remember!!!

If it's like this = its mind reading by Edward.

If it's like this = It's a vision heard from Alice's thoughts.

Oh my God. 5 mts. Only 5 mts. AGHH! The wait I can no longer bear!

I stood up, walked to the kitchen to look for something to eat away this anxiety. As I grabbed the delicious, mouth-watering Twix candy bar, a honk sounded in the garage. A honk I knew to well.

I slammed the refrigerator door and ran to the living room.

"Dad, Alice is here… See you later!" I opened the door and ran outside and.

THUNK!

Yay! There I go… no day is complete til' I visit the floor. I can't be one day- ONE FREAKIN DAY- without falling. I see Alice giggle and look up. She was extending a hand towards me but I look past her to the car. It was not her yellow Porsche, but Edward's Volvo. And he wasn't inside.

"WHERE'S Edward?" I asked.

"Wow, can't you show a little sympathy that I'm here?" She asked me.

"Yay! Alice you're her… now where is he?" I said sarcastically.

"Well, now I just hope he is slowly fry cooking himself!" She pouted.

I sighed. "Alice… The mall is waiting for us."

"YAY! THAT'S RIGHT. OMG I HAVE SO MUCH SHOPPING TO DO. AND YOU… WHAT ARE YOU WEARING??? YOU NEED CLOTHES. YAY!"

Wow…I miss the grumpy Alice now.

She pulled me from the sidewalk and I almost heard my shoulder pop. I got in the passenger seat and closed the door.

"Boo!" somebody said at my ear and I almost jumped from the car while it was 80 miles per hour.

"AH!...what the hell are you doing?" I demanded at a laughing Edward.

"Hiding. I didn't want your dad to see me." He said between chuckles.

"Jesus, you don't have to scare all my blood out of me for that." I scolded him.

"But it was so much fun!" He concluded after laughing.

"Yay, I hope it was a barrel of laughs… yeesh… then you ask why I'm mad at you." I said.

"Yay, can you please stop it! I'm driving here!" Alice exclaimed.

"Like if you need all your senses to drive." Edward murmured.

"You want me to stop so you can get out of the car?" Alice asked.

"Somebody's PMSing." Edward whispered to my ear and the car came to a sudden stop.

Alice slowly turned to us and her eyes were blazing.

"You know how ironic that is?" She slowly asked.

"Yes, and that's what makes it funny." Edward said.

Alice closed her eyes and inhaled and exhaled sharply.

"Alice… don't go to drastic measures!" Edward was probably talking about a vision.

Alice smiled.

"I won't...I won't." She turned around and kept driving.

I saw Edward glaring and her very uncomfortably. I could see Alice smiling from the tail of my eye.

"Alice, please!" Edward pled.

She laughed again and I was so lost.

EPOV!

I heard as Alice saw the future and rethought it. Bella was in lingerie at the mall. It was obvious I was not in the store.

"Bella, I think it would be better in black… and red…" Alice complimented. Bella looked at herself. "Seriously, Alice… This is not my style." Bella said. "You'll get used to it." Alice pat her, "and I'm sure Edward will love it."

Will I ever? The thought was driving me insane. Alice just kept teasing me in her thoughts.

This was going to be a long day.

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Drop the knives! I meant no harm…. Before you kill me let me explain.

I had to read La Vispera del Hombre by Rene Marques..(spanish book.. really tragic, the guy gets a girl pregnant, her step mom kills her with a machete…a whole drama…) and now I have to read Romeo and Juliet… but I'm also sneaking Fruits Basket into my time plus a whole lot of books more. Plus! I fell in love.. yessh.. in love.. with the cutest guy ever at a party..and he already knows it. But he has never had a girlfriend (so cute!) so we're taking it slow.. at least he is.. and well.. I'm planning to kiss him this Friday at the movies after Monster VS. Aliens… but. I'm really nervous and we talk every night and chat every day.. its really really cute. Plus.. since im a freshie! (its 9th grade here in puertorico) and I graduate they have been bombarding us with projects and homework and exams.. and my ballet thingy.. a whole lot of stuff…. So.. today the guy I like read my fanfic and was starving for more.. so… thx to him u have this chapter.. I know its… not my usual stuff.. but..well…. im a different me!

So.. if u still want.. u can pick up the knives and try to kill me.. but you won't succeed because HE has my heart!

SharPie Called Lust: You have serious problems. I bet you won't notice I even wrote this.