Me: Greetings people who own computers!! Guess who... Lady Mimi, baby! Okay, it has come to me attention that BOYS are just clueless about girls. (Not in the bad way.) So for our special guest, who thinks he knows EVERYTHING but doesn't, Gibson!
Gibson: I haven't forgotten my restraining order, you know. But I'm here JUST to show that males are more advanced in everything that females can do... I mean it.
Me: WHAT?! YOU PIECE OF-
(I attack him like a crazy tiger)
Me: TAKE THAT!!
Gibson: ARGH! HELP ME!
Me: READ ON WHILE I BEAT HIM TO A PULP!
Gibson: CALL THE COPS!!
NOTE: SPRX AND NOVA ARE NOT DATING IN THIS STORY!
Nova sat on her bed, reading a magzine catalog about punching dummies, when Sprx walked in with a smug grin on his face.
Nova rolled her eyes at him. "What do you want, Sprx?"
"I just wanted to see my best friend!!" Sprx said with a warm smile. "How could you think that-"
"Seriously. What do you want?"
Sprx sighed longingly. "Okay, okay. I need some money."
"Why?" Nova asked, placing her magazine down.
"I need some new pieces of an engine for this ship I'm building." he pleaded.
"How much does it cost exactly?" she asked, crossing her arms.
"About... five hundred dollars..." he covered his head and waited for a hard punch, but nothing happened.
Nova thought for minute, and finally said, "Okay."
Sprx looked as if he were zapped by a tazer. (Tazer comment curtosy for the all famous 'KILL SPARKY' club.) "What?"
"I said 'Okay'. Is there a problem?"
Sprx shook his head. "N-no! I just didn't know I'd get off this easy. I was sure you'd punch my circut out!"
Nova spread an awkward smile across her face, and headed for her wallet. Then she handed him the 500 dollars.
"Uh, thanks..." Sprx began to blush. "I owe you..."
Nova smile widened. "Oh, no you won't. Trust me... what are friends for?"
She quickly kissed him on the cheek, and left her room for him to seep in the moment.
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE KISS WITH NOVA:
Nova was walking in the hall, but checked around to see if anyone could hear her. At that moment, she began to burst out laughing.
"SPRX IS SO EASY!!" she yelled between laughs, hugging her ribs.
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE KISS WITH SPRX:
Sprx just stood frozen still in Nova's room, holding the money she gave him and keeping on hand on his cheek where Nova kissed him. Then, he began to jump for joy.
"YES! YES!! HAHA!! THIS IS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!! WOO! I SCORED 500 DOLLARS AND GOT A KISS FROM NOVA!! WOO!"
Me: Do you know what Nova was laughing about? READ ON!!
(Gibson lies on the ground... just lying there.)
Sprx merily walked into the store labeled, 'Engine Parts and Ship Pieces SuperStore'. He walked up to the lumpy and dorky looking cashier and handed him the so-called 500 dollars...
"Here you go, sir," Sprx smiled as the dorky man stared at him, "I believe I made an order earlier today..."
"Oooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyyy..." the lumy and dorky man slowlly said, sounding like Napolian Dynamite. "What did you order?"
"The mega-pistol for electric powered engines... Uh," Sprx squinted to read his name tag, "Albert."
Albert sighed. "Oooooookkkkkaaaaayyyyyy... Lemme see your money. Do you have a membership card?"
"Yes, I do, my good man." Sprx searched around his fur, and handed him a card with a picture of him on it. He also handed him the money, which made Albert twitch. "Is someting wrong?"
"Uh, YEAH!" Albert yelled, throwning the money back at Sprx. "THAT isn't even money!! GOSH!"
Sprx was puzzled, but when he looked at the money, he found it wasn't even money. It was a ticket to see a boxing show in 1996.
"DARN IT, NOVA!!" Sprx screamed.
Albert pushed a button on his desk, sounding off an alarm that sounded like a fire hydrent. Two large police officers grabbed their night-sticks and began to hit Sprx repeatedly.
BACK AT THE SUPER ROBOT:
Nova sat on the futuristic couch, reading her magazine again.
"Oh, yellow boxing gloves. That's new..." she mumbled to herself. Right then, Sprx stumbled in, greatly scarred with a black eye.
"NOVA!" he yelled with anger in his voice.
Nova calmly stood, and smiled. "So... you got beaten to a pulp WITHOUT me? THAT'S new..."
"THAT STUNT YOU PULLED WASN'T FUNNY, NOVA!" Sprx yelled, trying to keep himself up. "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"Maybe I felt like it, Sparky..." she shrugged.
"Well, that little feeling you had beat me up with plastic night-sticks! Ugh, why are girls so hard to deal with?!"
Nova's eyes widened. "GIRLS?! What about guys?! Would it KILL you to be sophisticated for once?!"
"Would it kill YOU to be less complicated?!"
Nova's face gave a smirk. "Well, that's what girls do."
"What's THAT supposed to mean?! How does that even matter?"
Nova carresed Sprx's arm over her neck, and she lead him to the couch. Sprx was confused, but couldn't question because he was in to much pain.
"Sprx," Nova calmly said, "girls are like... puzzles. You have to figure them out."
"Uh..."
Nova slapped her forehead. "Okay, how about this: I teach YOU about your feminine side so you'll understand, okay?"
Sprx's eyes widened, but he slowly smiled... in pain. "Okay, fine. BUT you'd better do something for me!"
"I'm already teaching you about girls. What ELSE do you want?"
"A kiss." he whispered in her ear, which made her smile.
"Alrighty then," she said to him. "YOU sucessfully learn about girls, and I kiss you. Deal?"
Sprx beamed. "DEAL! Now, can you help me to the med. lab?"
Nova thought for a moment. "Mmmmm.... No. First lesson about girls: Girls play hard to get."
She left the room, leaving Sprx on the couch.
"Nova? Nova?! NOVA!"
Me: PLEASE WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER AND WATCH ME AND GIBSON BATTLE IT OUT!!
Gibson: Males forever!!
Me: Girl power!!