Chapter one~ Mello's Butter...

Sabby-chan: I like Jelly...

Naruto: What?

Sabby-chan: . I don't understand.

Naruto: You just said something...

Chibi-chan: Yeah!

Sabby-chan: Nu'huh!!

Sasake: EMO POWER!! TELL THE TRUTH!!

Sabby-chan: NEVER!!

Sakura: SASAKE!!

Sasake: NOOOOOO!! EMO POWER WHY DO YOU FAIL MEEE!!

Sabby-chan, Chibi-chan, Naruto, and Infiniti-san: hehe stupid emo..

Chibi-chan: I got it from Mello want some?

Everyone: NOOO!!

Chibi-chan: suit yourselves.

Sesshomaru: I 'll have some.

Chibi-chan: REALLY!.

Everyone: O.O

Sesshomaru: Indeed..

Sabby-chan: MY FLUFFY-CHAN!! Good pet/animal/dog/what ever the fuck you aare!

Sesshomaru: AHHHH!! IT BUURRRNNNSSSS!!

Infiniti-san: Your damn right it birns! Oh' uh I like octupus cakes! yeah thats it! .

Everyone: What did you do?

Infiniti-san: Oh nothing It's just my Hello Kitty senses...

500 miles away

Mello: WHERE THE HELL IS MY BUTTER?!

Chibi-cahn: Hehe butter...

Sabby-cahn: Hmmmm...should i end this chapter here?

Everyone: YES!!

Sabby-chan: Ahhh my pancreas! Why does everyone hurt me? ME OF ALL PEOPLE! WHY NOT HURT DAVID HASSILHOFF OR BETTER YET BOB SAGGET!!

Infiniti-san: End it already you ASSTARD!!

Sabby-chan: Ok!Ok!

-FIN-

~Note to readers~

There are real people in this story and i do have their permission to put them in it. As to the reference of Mello's butter he uses butter to get his tight ooo soo sexy form fitting pants that i sooo want to steal paints on.

Please comment on it by the way tell me how you feel and if you laughed that is my goal to make people laugh...

Faithfully yours,

Your dear wryer Sabby-san

P.s. My Editor is Infiniti Rose please check out her stories the are so intense and well funny as hell...