Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns the characters, I just borrow them :)
Summary: Bella, Rose, and Alice, are best friends from Forks. Emmett, Jasper and Edward are big time musicians, in a famous boy band named Twilight. What happens when they hold an audition for a female singer to join their group? AH, A bit OOC, AU
BPOV
"Alice, no I don't wanna go. Plus I'm not a crazy fan girl like you and Rose." I whined.
They were trying to drag me to the auditions that some popular boy band was holding. This band was apparently 'in' right now and for some reason they were in need of a female singer.
Whoever wins this contest gets a spot in their band and a huge paycheck. Not to mention popularity and fame. I didn't need all that. I am quite content here in the small town of Forks.
"But Bella, you are a great singer! I have no doubts that you can make it all the way through the auditions. Come on! If you just audition, Rose and I both get to meet Emmett and Jasper! You know how much we love them! Plus, didn't you say that the lead singer was hot?"
She had a huge crush on Jasper Whitlock, who was the lead guitarist and Rose, was also obsessed. Except not with Jasper, but with Emmett Cullen, who was the drummer.
"Alice, I'm not a great singer. And I only said he was hot once, that's because you were pressuring me. And why don't you and Rose try out then?" I asked desperately.
Okay well I have to admit, Edward Cullen is hot. You would have to be crazy if you couldn't see that. But why does that even matter? It's not like i'm going to be romantically involved with him if I even get in the band.
He's got dozens, no wait make that millions, of girls who he can choose from and out of all of them, he would most definitely not pick me.
"Because, we aren't good singers and we know it. Plus, we don't want to make a fool out of ourselves in front of them!" Alice said.
"Come on! Please! " she pleaded with puppy dog eyes. I will not give in, I will not give in. I kept telling myself.
I shook my head and walked toward the kitchen to start dinner. Alice followed quickly behind.
"How about this. Whether you win or lose the competition, as long as you try out and give it your best, I won't drag you out on a shopping trip for 3 weeks. And no "Bella Barbie" for that amount of time either." She said with a mischievous smile. This was one offer she knew that I couldn't turn down.
I turned toward her and I thought about it for a second. It's basically a win win for me. I have nothing to lose.
"Ugh. Fine." I said in defeat. Hm… all I have to do is sing a song, lose and get no shopping for three weeks. I liked my plan already.
"Oh my god yay! Thanks Bella you are the best! I'm going to call Rose to tell her that you've agreed." She said as she gave me a hug, then happily skipped away toward the living room.
"Under circumstances! Don't forget!" I yelled after her.
"I know!" she called back. "By the way, I'm glad you agreed because I signed you up yesterday!"
I sighed. That's Alice for you.
EPOV
"Can someone please explain to me again, why we need to have a female singer in our group?" I asked, sitting on my couch with Emmett and Jasper, annoyed.
All we are going to have at these crazy auditions is obsessed fangirls who can't sing.
"Dude! How many times do I have to say this to you? The record company is going to break the deal if we don't do this. We need this job Edward." Emmett explained, his eyes glued to the TV, playing the Wii.
"I know that! I want to know why they are going to break off our deal." I replied.
"Um… I think Mike said something about we aren't bringing in enough money and we would have a better look to our band. I don't know!" Jasper said, getting frustrated. "NOO!! Emmett! You cheated!"
This was starting to become hilarious. Jasper's getting frustrated by Emmett beating him at his own video game, not by the fact that we need to add a new band member.
Mike Newton is our manager, and sometimes I just can't stand him. Always giving us orders like he's our mom and we are his kids. I can't stand him.
We got to find a new manager soon. Just after we find a new singer. What else do we need to find? Lost puppies?
"We aren't bringing in enough money?! Are you serious?"
"Yep." Jasper replied with a sigh.
"Are you kidding me? We have made millions doing what we have been doing for over 3 years!" I pinched the bridge of my nose, a bad habit which I had yet to break.
They both shrugged their shoulders, and turned back to the TV. The next 2 weeks was going to be living hell. I hate the fan girls. They drive me crazy.
"Alright, fine. If they want a female singer, I'm going to make some standards." I said, and grabbed the notepad and pen beside me. Emmett and Jasper nodded their heads, and paused their game.
"They have to be down to earth."
"They have to obviously have a good voice and can sing."
"They have to be smart."
"They have to be hot."
"They have to be fun and able to put up with Emmett." Jasper joked. Emmett glared at him.
"They have to be nice and have a good personality."
"They have to like us, for us. Not by the way we look." I added with a look of disgust. Emmett grinned. He actually enjoyed that girls were throwing themselves at him.
"We have to be able to work with them for the rest of our career." Jasper added. I nodded and added this last point to our list.
"Okay. I think that's a pretty good standards list." I said, finishing up the list and looking it over.
"It's going to be really hard to find a girl like that. You know that right?" Jasper stated slowly.
"Yep." I replied nonchalantly.
"And do you know why? It's because all the decent girls aren't even going to audition. They must be crazy if they did." Jasper said.
I nodded. Its true. There's probably a small chance that we might actually find someone worthy.
Jasper and I just sat there in complete silence, until Emmett interrupted our peace.
"Holy crap! Do you guys know how many people are coming to audition?!" Emmett exclaimed from his laptop.
I did not want to know.
"Uh… I don't know. 500 maybe?" Jasper guessed.
"Woah. You are off by a long shot." Emmett said, then put on a ridiculous animated drum roll on his computer. "4256 girls and counting. I don't think we can get through them all."
"4256 girls?! And we have to audition them all in 2 weeks!? I exclaimed. I really did not want to be doing this right now.
"Yep. Don't forget the 'and counting part' " Emmett replied popping the 'p'.
"Damn, maybe with all those girls auditioning, we can find ourselves some girlfriends." Emmett added. I did not want to look into his mind right about now and I definitely wasn't in the mood to date, after what happened with my previous relationships.
"Whatever Emmett." Jasper said then went back to his video game. Emmett quickly followed, leaving me alone in my misery.
It all started with Emmett learning how to play the drums, Jasper with the guitar, and me learning just about everything else. 3 years ago we were playing this gig at the local club, we were 19 then, and some guy just signed us. Right then and there. At the time, it was like a miracle, what we have been waiting for, since we started playing.
I don't entirely regret it, but if I could've gone back, through time, I probably should've headed off to college first. I know that before all this, Jasper wanted to be a psychologist and Emmett wanted to be a football player.
How long can this actually last? I mean bands go 'in' and out of the popularity charts.
What would happen if we were 'out' for good? I mean it's going to happen eventually. And I doubt we would end up like the Rolling Stones or the Beatles, famous people who would be famous forever, for contributing to the Rock era.
Us? We play all different genres. Songs that usually is based on what we feel at the moment. And I seriously doubt we would make it into the music hall of fame because of that.
All I know, is that I have to get through the next two weeks alive, and with a new female singer. Sounds like a whole of fun, don't you think?
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