Author's Notes – I kind of thought of this one-shot all of the sudden and quick wrote it down before I could forget. Enjoy. ;)

Letters in the Mail

"House, what's this?" Cameron held up the mail she had just opened for him.

He squinted at the envelope in question. "That is a report card for the 'parent or legal guardian of Megan House'."

"Is she...your niece?"

"Illegitimate daughter." He corrected. He smirked at Cameron's look of shock. "Or there's three Gregory Houses in the United States and I always get their mail. Whichever seems more believable."

Cameron gave a tired smile. "I'll call the school in the morning and have them stop sending you stuff. Goodnight, House."

He grunted this goodbye and watched her leave. Then, when he was sure she couldn't see, he opened the envelope and looked at the report card.

His phone rang and he mechanically answered in the usual way. "What?"

"Dad!" A little girl's voice greeted him.

"Hey honey, I got your report card..."