Title: Tricks and Treats

Rating: PG-13 (swears)

Pairing: KidxCrona

Table: 3

Prompt: #10 "succeeding with talent"

Summary: Haunted house time. You know what that means.

A/N: Part two! WHOO!

(SE)

Somehow, everyone was able to go back home in one piece (their sanity, however, was crushed into a million pieces).

Maka held her head in her hands, the images from the previous night continuously playing in her head. "Soul…my head hurts so much." She groaned, rubbing her temples roughly.

Soul was lying face down on the couch. "Can't…breathe…" He droned.

Maka lifted her head, wincing from the sunlight. "Then lie on your back."

"…Can't…move…" Soul droned. "It's all your fault."

"How is it my fault?"

"If I didn't wear that skirt…if I hadn't let you push me around…"

"Go back to bed then." Maka groaned once more, rubbing her eyes to relief herself of the horrible migraine. "Anyway, what time are we meeting again?"

"For…what again?"

"Crona won, remember?"

"Oh yeah…our punishments…"

"She could always give them to someone else."

"…Yeah…let's hurry before Black Star gets there."

"No worries, he was out cold, too."

Their meeting place was the basketball court at noon.

"Is everyone here?" Tsubaki recovered fairly fast from the frightening night.

"Here!" Patty raised a hand, a bright smile on her face. "Sis is here, too!" Liz clung to her sister's waist, trembling so violently that Patty was shaking as well.

Black Star and Soul were sitting at the basketball court's corner, knees tucked into their chests.

"Living is wonderful, isn't Soul?" Black Star mumbled airily.

"It's beautiful, Black Star." Soul replied airily.

Kid was unfazed, as he was knocked out during the entire event. "What happened to all of you?"

"You…don't want to know." Maka laughed quietly, pressing her eyes to relieve the pressure she was feeling.

"Then, Crona," Tsubaki turned to said girl, "It's your choice."

"M-My choice…" Crona fidgeted, "I-I don't…"

"Come on, Crona, this is your chance!" Ragnarok emerged from her back and rested on her head per usual. "You can make that boring-panties girl wear some lingerie, that girl wannabe guy wear a one piece, that weird star kid to shut up for his entire life, those twins to wear French maid dresses and do whatever I want and this girl," he looked at Tsubaki, "to do the same…" He laughed…Shin-chan style.

Crona glared at him.

"You've been glaring at me a lot lately."

"It's either that or trying to punch you. And if I punch you, you always end up doing something stupid like pulling up my dress or poking my nose."

"Ah, we've been together for a long time."

"Yeah, a little too long."

"It's a sign of our bondage."

"I guess so."

"What is this, a family reunion? Hurry up and do this already!"

"If you want, you could give your rights to someone else."

"R-Really?"

"Just not to Black Star…please."

"What!? What's wrong with me having the rights?"

"…Anyway, what's your decision?"

Crona fidgeted, she looked down at their feet, at the feet of her (momentarily cured) friends. They were all waiting for her decision, and she didn't even know what to do.

And then she thought of something. Just to repay him for last night. It's a little silly, but those warm feelings, she wanted to pay him back for them. "Kid…you…can use this chance…" she mumbled, "B-But…I want something from you…"

Kid perked up, "Really? Is that okay? REALLY?"

"Oh shit, he's going to make us wear matching clothes for…a long, long time…" Liz covered her face, "And I just bought this cute top, too."

Kid twirled, "MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!" he suddenly stopped, and crossed his arms, "All of you…come to my house." He laughed sinisterly.

"He's going to make us all symmetrical…"

"Oh no."

"It might be fun."

"Tsubaki, you're such a good person."

"Go, GO!"

Everyone slowly left, following Liz and Patty who were as equally unexcited.

Kid turned to Crona, "You, too. I MUST do something about your hair…"

"M-Me?"

"Oh, and yes, you wanted something from me?"

Crona jumped. That's right, she remembered that she added something extra to the end of her announcement, didn't she?

But what could she do?

Oh geez, she didn't think this out thoroughly.

Then again, she did have some sort of idea, but…

She remembered seeing this once some time ago, and how sweet it was and how she longed to do so, because it seemed so comforting. And it might work…he was shorter than her. "Then…close your eyes."

Kid nodded and closed his eyes.

Crona fidgeted, "Ujyuu…"

"Hurry up and do it," Ragnarok yawned, "We don't have all day."

She looked down on the head. It was combed perfectly, parted exactly at the middle of his head. She had to do it, there was no backing out now.

Crona bent down, just a bit, and kissed his forehead.

Well, more like she slammed the bottom half of her face onto his head, but it was the thought that counted. She succeeded her task with (some sort of) talent.

"Ah-well-I-that-I," Crona ran away, "I'LLSEEYOULATERBYE!"

"LOSER!" Ragnarok followed.

Kid remained where he was. He slowly brought his hand up to where she kissed his head, and gently rubbed the spot. It hurt, a little, but it felt nice. Really nice. Even if it wasn't exactly symmetrically placed.

He turned, eyes wide, almost as if he was frightened. His cheeks were bright red, and slowly his face was engulfed with pink until he looked like a deranged strawberry. His knees were shaking, hitting together so hard that they sounded like castanets following the beat of his rapid heart. He could only feel that kiss on his head, that embarrassing action that caused him to feel this way. And it came as a surprise, a pleasant surprise, but confusing at the same time.

"W…What was that…?" he gurgled, gulping. "What am I going to do now?"

OMAKE

"It's…perfection." Kid stepped back, a twinkle in his eye.

Everyone was lined up in the hall, all of them shoulder to shoulder. Each person wore a black suit, similar to that of Kid's.

The girls all wore black skirts and hair adjusted accordingly. The guys all had their hairs slicked back (since it was basically impossible to adjust the abhorrent styles of the boys).

"How long did he say we had to dress like this?"

"…A long, LONG time."

"Fun."

"Where's Crona?"

"Crona ran off somewhere. I don't really know where."

"Hey, Kid, why's your face all red."

"He's a tomato, a big FAT tomato!"

"Too bad Crona isn't here. It would've been nice to see her in something other than that dress."

"Her? I thought Crona was a guy?"

"Huh? Really? I always assumed Crona was a girl."

"I dunno, he kinda acts like a guy."

"SHE acts more like a girl."

"Guy!"

"Girl!"

"Both of you shut up."

"You shut up, Black Star."

"Geez, you look like some deranged greaser."

"YOU, too."

"Tsubaki, what's wrong?"

"…This…suit is too tight…"

"…It must be nice."

"You're lucky, Tsubaki."

"I-I can't really breathe."

"That Kid must secretly be a perv."

"What a creeper."

Everyone agreed.

"Maka…what is…everyone doing?"

"Oh, Crona, good timing. What gender are you?"

(SE)

If you were like me and watched the Ouran High School Host Club anime, you would've been like, OMG IT'S IN REVERSE BUT NOT REALLY.

For you people who don't understand what I'm saying, the voice actress for Crona was the voice of the main girl in that show, and the voice actor for Kid was the voice of one of the main guys in that show (reverse harem? Kinda). So they TOTALLY have a reason to be together! Chyeah!

And for those of you who didn't get the "Shin-chan style" part…

Crayon Shin Chan; look it up in Youtube or Google/Wikipedia, whatever.