Here is part 2. This time its Yuki who is answering the questions. Please let me know how well I kept her in character.
Fun With Chain Mail - Part 2
"I am late." Yuki said sitting in her usual seat. Her blank expressionless eyes began to be transfixed by the book she had in her hands. Haruhi ran over yanking the girl out of her seat and pulling the book from her hands. "You're late Yuki! So you must be punished!" Haruhi dragged the girl over to the computer seat forcing her to sit down in it. "Now open your e-mail." The brigade leader commanded.
Yuki silently placed her hand on the mouse and clicked on her e-mail calmly opening the new message. "Now answer those questions. And be grateful that your wonderful leader is granting enough mercy on you to make you answer simple questions rather than my original plan of the death penalty." The girl said laughing manically. Yuki watched the brigade leader skip over to the desk and began flipping through the book that she snatched from her. So she decided to start the questions.
1. What is your name? Yuki Nagato
2. How would you describe your personality? I find it irrelevant to see interest in the universally excepted personality traits of organic life forms. I have not to this time and date analyzed my own universally excepted personality traits and do not see reason for me to do so in the future.
3. Any Clubs or hobbies? The extra curricular activity that I am currently enrolled in is the SOS Brigade. I also find the mechanics and inner workings of the extra curricular activity "Computer Club" to be fascinating.
4. Who is your best friend and greatest enemy? I find this question to be irrelevant and it is not under my current jurisdiction to answer it.
Yuki lifted her small head and looked over to where Haruhi was sitting. She uttered one word, "Done", and Haruhi was over there in an instant. Her eyes scanned over what the small alien girl had typed.
The edges of Haruhi's mouth curled with frustration. "What kind of answers are those!" she roared. "You gotta go down deep girl and answer the questions from your heart, if you don't your going to get the bad luck!" Haruhi said pointing to the first line in the e-mail.
The small purple haired girl pushed up her glasses. "You did not specify to what degree I was to respond to the questions. You simply stated "Answer the questions", and I responded to them."
Not feeling like disagreeing with the girl, Haruhi gave her the book back and sighed in defeat. "Fine whatever, I'll just wait for the others to get there and make them answer the questions. It is their punishment after all."
Yuki walked over and returned to her usual seat at the table. Haruhi also sat at the table to wait for the gang to arrive. Silence overtook the room while they waited. The only sounds that could be heard were the gentle taping of Haruhi's fingers on the desk and the flipping of pages from Yuki's book. The peace and quiet lasted no less than five minutes.
The eccentric brigade leader flew up from where she was sitting and slammed her hands on the table. "I can't take any more of this I'm bringing Mikuru back in here! How long can one test take anyway?" The girl shouted. She ran out of the room slamming the door behind her. Shortly after the door was closed it opened again and Itsuki walked through the door.