Chapter one:
School was boring... as usual. The classes dragged on and on today, sadly, and there was nothing fun to do. Not even in History, Science, or Religion. The computers had crashed in the computer lab so all we did was take notes for Computer Discovery. Math was a continuation of the linear graphing, which I already knew. Literature and English we had a sub that was totally lost. Religion, we had a huge test that was SO easy to finish yet took a really long time to right down everything. In History we took a bunch of notes. In Science we read about the atom, easiest thing in science I know. IT WAS ALL SO BORING!! And I hoped, dearly, that tomorrow would be better.
I pulled on my leather boots and denim jacket. I wore black pants that hugged my legs and a black T-shirt under my jacket. I got my scooter out from under my bed, put my red helmet with a black, Japanese dragon design on it over my head, and pulled some fingerless gloves onto my hands. I rolled out onto my street then road off on my scooter. This was something no one knew about. I was a lot more active then most people thought. I always road my scooter around after school before anyone got home. Before anyone woke up I went out running. And during the night I went out and rode my bike. I honestly don't like riding my bike. But, I was getting over it. Everyone thought I was a daydreaming, lazy, imaginative, drawing, low grade FREAK! Well, I wasn't. I studied everyday. I did my homework. I paid complete attention during school when people thought I was really drawing. I did daydream, yeah, but only when it was ok. My parents called me lazy when in truth I was more active then them. They called me irresponsible when I did as they said but they didn't notice. They said I should play with my puppy more, when I actually was better friends with her then them. For crying out loud, I COULD SPEAK POMERANIAN NOW!! I knew exactly what she was saying every minute of everyday! But, I kept everything a secret. I wanted to surprise people when I wanted too.
I pulled up to the curb at the edge of a forest. Dead Zone Forest is what they called it. No one ever went into it... except me! I hid my scooter behind a thick bush where I usually hid it then ran into the forest. I knew exactly where I was going. I jumped over a couple roots then skidded to a halt. I moved aside a pile of branches that looked like a bush. I had put them there to hide my little "place". Behind the makeshift bush was a hole, a tunnel, big enough for me to crawl through, so I did. I crawled through it for a couple seconds then rolled out into a beautiful clearing. It was a long story on how I found the clearing, and I don't feel like telling you. The clearing was lined with tall, rock walls with plants and trees growing against it. There was a HUGE tree on one side of the large clearing with large roots jutting out of the ground and sturdy branches scrapping the sky. There was a large stump in the middle of the clearing with many pieces missing and cut out. I smiled and ran over to a mound on the opposite side of the clearing from the huge tree. There was a hole facing the rock wall and I shoved my hand into it. This was my stash. I held many things in here. For starters, I had a bag filled with hundreds of dollars only to be used for my training. There was also a book of fighting styles, well actually, ten books of different styles. An I-Phone and I-pod video. Tons of weapons I bought off . A bunch of clothes I had bought that were for many different occasions. A Macintosh laptop. A couple speakers to hook up to my I-pod. And the piece de' resistance. A bag of some of my favorite things. Inside were, well, some important travel stuff like tooth past and shampoo. Tons of full sketchbooks of mine with the most amazing of drawings I had ever done in them. Another thing. I was a much better artist then most people thought. I was AMAZING! Not to be bragy. Then, lastly, were huge books, binded. These were my books. Books I had written and got binded.
I smiled and stuffed everything back in except a blank, Japanese style scroll, (those were in there too... sorry… I might have missed a few things) and a pair of leather gloves with two blades coming from the knuckles, like Wolverine from X-MEN. I walked over to the tree stump and began to attack it. This was my training. I made up new moves and wrote them down in the scroll.
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The night air hung around me as I rode back to my "place". I wanted to get in some more training tonight. My bike was a bit squeaky. I should oil it soon.
I pulled up to the curb, hid my bike, and ran into the woods. I crawled through the tunnel and into the clearing. I zoomed over to my "stash" and pulled out my I-Pod video and the I-Pod speakers. The speakers were solar or lunar powered so I was fine on that account. I plugged up the I-pod and the song Time of Dying boomed over the clearing. I bobbed my head a bit then ran over to the tree stump and started to hit it with punches and kicks. I was on a role with the attacks till the song changed to Animal I have Become and I went to get a sword. I reached into my stash again and pulled out a double sword, meaning there were two swords that could be one. I separated it into two then ran back to the stump. I hit it over and over with my own style of sword fighting. I used old styles from my fighting books, new styles I watched on TV, and my own made up styles. Suddenly, my music turned off, though. I stopped training and looked over at the speakers on the ground. Nothing seemed to have happened to them. I looked at the sky and saw that the moon wasn't covered by clouds so there should have been power. I walked over to the speakers and picked them up. Maybe the solar and lunar panels were broken. So, I went back to my stash. I pulled everything out and put every single thing on my lap. I looked over them, then looked back into the hole. I didn't see any batteries.
"Well, they can't just get up and disappear," I mumbled to myself scratching my head. So, where could they have gone?
I bent down a bit more, all of my stuff still in my lap, and reached my whole arm into the hole. I felt around for anything. Then, I felt something hard. I gripped it and yanked it out. As I sat back up straight I stared at the object in my palm. "Yeah, that's no battery," I murmured. In my hand was a slightly glowing, pale pink crystal... thing.
I held it in front of me and twisted it around a couple times. It was beautiful. I lifted it up higher to make it face the moon and it glowed brilliantly, lighting up me and all my stuff in my lap.
"Wow," I whispered when suddenly the gem started to glow brighter. "Huh?" I gasped as the light started to become unbearable. I shut my eyes tight as the light enveloped me and my stuff. "AAAAHHH!" I screamed when I suddenly felt my self be lifted up. I didn't dare open my eyes, but I knew I was no longer on the ground. I felt a great amount of wind against my face. I could tell I was moving, FAST.
WHAT THE HECK WAS GOING ON!!!?
I continued to move, when I suddenly came to a stop. I just stayed there, unmoving. I opened my eyes slowly, but soon regretted it. I saw the ground far, far below me. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I began to fall down, and down, and down, and down. Then, everything went black.
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"Where do you think she came from?" I heard a female voice near me.
"The sky?" came a male voice.
"NO DUH!" came the female voice again then there was a loud thud.
"OW! SAKURA-CHAN!!!" came the male voice in a whine.
My eyes twitched and opened slowly. I sat up very slowly and shook my head.
"HEY! SHE'S AWAKE!" exclaimed the male voice from before.
I looked around slowly, holding my head. I soon came face to face with two cerulean blue eyes. I squeaked and sprang up. I backed up a bit but ran into someone else. I eeped again and jumped away from the person.
"Wha-what's going on?" I stuttered looking around frantically. There was a boy with blonde hair and blue eyes, a girl with pink hair and green eyes, and a boy with black hair and black eyes. I gulped. They looked powerful. "Wh-who are you all?" I stuttered again.
"WELL, I'M UZUMAKI NARUTO!" yelled the blonde haired boy. I arched an eyebrow at him. What had he just called himself?
"NARUTO! STOP YELLING!!" said the pink haired girl hitting the so called Naruto on the head. "Well, anyway, I'm Haruno Sakura. Pleasure to meet you!" the pink haired girl said. My eyes widened a bit. Sakura? I looked over at the black haired boy. He couldn't be...
"That's Sasuke-teme. Forget about him," Naruto said nonchalantly earning himself a hit to the head from Sakura.
"NARUTO-BAKA! STOP TALKING ABOUT SASUKE-KUN SO DISRESPECTFULLY!!!" Sakura screeched. My jaw fell open. I couldn't be here, could I? This was a show. These were characters from the show! This was impossible, right? I was dreaming, right? I lifted my hand up to my opposite wrist then pinched it hard. I yelped and the three "ninja" looked over at me.
"What are you doing?" asked Sakura.
I pinched myself again, a bit harder, and yelped again. Now there was a red mark on my wrist. "Nope... I'm awake," I finally concluded out loud.
"Did you think you were dreaming?" Naruto asked.
"Did you think you were dreaming about MY Sasuke-kun?" Sakura screeched.
I winced and spun my pinky finger in my right ear. "Ok, 1.) I'm right here, stop yelling. 2.) OW MY EARDRUMS!!! and 3.) WHY WOULD I DREAM ABOUT A TEME LIKE SASUKE?! HE HAS THE HAIR STYLE OF A DUCKS BUTT!!!!" I yelled. I always did dislike the Sasuke character.
I saw Sasuke grit his teeth and I grinned happily. Naruto then came over and put his arm around my shoulder. "YAY! SHE'S ON MY SIDE! SHE'S ON MY SIDE!" Naruto chanted. We both grinned in a similar way, kind of resembling a fox.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY SASUKE-KUN LIKE THAT!" Sakura ranted angrily to me.
"Sorry, but if you ask me, Sasuke doesn't seem very interested in you. And I only just met you! That's saying something!" I smiled cheerfully. Sakura started to boil. I laughed as her face grew red with anger. I heard Naruto chuckle a bit next to me.
"HOW DARE YOU!!!" Sakura screamed then ran straight for me and Naruto. We both yelped then ran as fast as we could down a dirt alleyway with wooden fences lining it. I was laughing as we ran but Naruto didn't seem like he was enjoying it very much. I didn't really care.
I decided, though, that maybe I could make a game out of this. I grinned then sped up, passing Naruto up. "See ya' slow-poke!" I called to Naruto speeding away. I heard him call to me, even though he still didn't know my name. I heard fast footsteps behind me and turned to see Naruto catching up with me with Sakura hot on our trail. I grinned and went faster. Soon, Naruto was right behind me with Sakura behind him.
I smiled and screeched to the left, turning a corner, but my face slammed into someone and I fell onto my back. Naruto skidded to a stop on the ground next to my head and looked down at me with an expression of amusement. "Hi there!" Naruto said making me narrow my eyes and stand up.
"Wise mouth," I growled to him then dusted off my jeans. Wait a sec... I wasn't wearing this when I was teleported to this world. I was wearing jeans, a black shirt, a denim jacket, and commander boots. Now I wore something way different. Some tight, black pants, the right leg being longer then the left and a weird, purple skirt with yellow lining over my new pants that split off high up and right in the middle making it look like a completely different pair of pants over my first, the right side being longer then my left again. I wore black, fingerless gloves that reached up to right above my elbows and slits on the top for air to get through and I had a black belt over my hip with two chains, one longer then the other, connected in the same spot over my left hip then reconnecting in the back. I also had on a weird yellow shirt with purple trimming. It had a strap over my left shoulder that cut down and circled under my armpit leaving no strap for the right shoulder, the base cut off showing a good portion of my stomach then the left side of the base led off to a shall shaped cloth that draped down to my feet. And my feet. They were bare. No shoes, or socks, or sandals. Nothing. Just bare feet. Then I had a weird glass orb hooked to the right side of my belt that seemed to hold a weird black and purple energy that swirled around and around. I also had two sword handle like things connected to my belt in the back, they kind of looked like light sabers with the blade not out, and a chain was connected to the end of each of the "handles" with yet another handle on the end, just a lot smaller, like knife size. And, lastly, I had on a metal choker around my neck with two large jewels in the front. One was yellow while the other was purple.
This day was getting weirder and weirder. I was wearing an outfit I had drawn in one of my sketchbooks. It was my favorite.
"Hey, BRAT, that hurt!" the person that I had bumped into ranted behind me. I turned towards him and bowed a bit.
"Sorry," I said simply, then got a good look at who this was. I almost gasped. Note: almost.
It was Kankuro! And Temari was right behind him.
"What? Don't you know it's impolite to stare?" said Kankuro angrily lifting me off the ground by my arm. Ok, this was a new experience for me. I wasn't exactly used to meeting a boy taller then me. But, then again, Kankuro's older then me.
"Well, sorry I was staring, too! Now, would you please, PUT ME DOWN!!!!" I screeched hoping my loud vocals would make him drop me. But, alas, they didn't
"Kankuro, you should put her down. HE might come," Temari warned behind Kankuro.
"Eh, he won't find us! This is our chance to have some fun!" Kankuro answered.
I stopped struggling. He? HE? HE!!!?
I knew exactly who HE was!
HE was my favorite character in the show next to Naruto!
I suddenly realized when I had come into the show. I looked at a near by tree on the opposite side of the wooden fence. That's where Emo Prick (Sasuke) and HE would show up.
I would have squealed a fan girl squeal right then and there, but decided against it. I had to settle for a light blush over my nose.
"Hey, hey, hey! I didn't mean THAT kind of fun, you stupid girl!" Kankuro exclaimed misinterpreting my blush. My eyes stretched wide and my face went tomato red.
"YOU PERV!!! I WASN'T THINKING THAT!!! EW, GROSS!! MENTAL IMAGES! MENTAL IMAGES!!!!! GAH!!!!! STUPID MAKE-UP, CAT BOY!!!!! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT!!!!! I HATE YOU RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!! AND WHO YOU CALLIN' STUPID, STUPID!!!! LAST I CHECKED, ON AVERAGE, THE FEMALE PORTION OF OUR SPECIES HAD A HIGHER INTELLECT THEN THE MALES!!! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!! THE FEMALE DINOSAUR WAS MUCH MORE POWERFUL THEN THE MALE, YOU KNOW! SO DON'T GET STARTED ON STRENGTH EITHER!!! YOU RETARDED SEXIST!!!!!" I ranted out in one long breath making everyone, except Kankuro, 'cause he kinda can't, step back while flinching.
"Well, if you're so much smarter then me, then get down on your own," Kankuro betted. He'd regret this.
I bent forward a bit and glared death at his eyes and growled low enough only he and Temari could hear, "I know where Gaara is this very moment."
I grinned evilly as Kankuro and Temari paled visibly.
"Well, put me down before I call for him and tell him what you're doing!" I leaned back away and smiled in triumph at Kankuro and Temari's shaking.
"F-fine," Kankuro stammered simply starting to lower me, when a pebble wizzed through the air, hitting Kankuro's hand causing him to drop me. I hit my butt on the ground with a grunt.
"OW!" both me and Kankuro said at the same time, Kankuro rubbing his hand and I sprung back onto my feet.
"SASUKE-TEME!!!!" I yelled up to the black haired boy in the tree, "I WAS FINE ON MY OWN!!! I DIDN'T NEED YOUR HELP!!!"
Sasuke "hmph"ed and tossed a couple pebbles in his hand. "I wasn't trying to help you," he said simply.
"Oh, yeah, the pebble just magically flew out of your hand!" I said sarcastically. "You helped me when I didn't ask for any!!! HE WAS ABOUT TO PUT ME DOWN, DUCK-BUTT HAIR!!!!" I yelled at him.
"ARG! You little brat! That hurt! Stupid_ what did you call him, again?" Kankuro turned to me for a second.
"Duck-Butt Hair," I said dryly.
"Stupid Duck-Butt Hair!!" Kankuro turned back to Sasuke.
Sasuke "hmph"ed again. "Don't mess with the Hidden Leaf Village," was my translation for his "hmph"
"Emo-prick," I growled under my breath then turned back to Kankuro. "Listen up, Catboy. Don't ever, EVER, mess with me again! GOT IT!?" I roared.
"HA! I'm not scared of you!!" Kankuro laughed also turning towards me.
"But you're afraid of, ehem, HIM, correct?" I grinned evilly and Kankuro gulped as Temari took one step back. "I thought so," I smiled then started to laugh like an idiot.
"Little brat!" Kankuro growled then lifted me off the ground by my arm again.
"ARG!! PUT ME DOWN YOU BIG OAF!!!!" I yelled, my laughter stopping.
"This is entertaining!" I heard Sakura murmur behind me. I turned my head towards her as best I could and growled.
"Zip it, Taffy Hair!" I growled out angrily then turned back to Kankuro.
"Now, Kankuro, be a dear and, PUT ME DOWN!!!!" I yelled. Kankuro seemed shocked. I cocked an eyebrow and asked the very intellectual, "What?"
"How'd you know his name?" Temari asked stepping forward.
I blinked blankly a few times, then hit my forehead with the palm of my free hand.
"I need to learn how to keep my stupid mouth shut," I groaned.
"Well?" Temari pressed on.
"Shut up, Temari-Pom-Pom Hair!" I exclaimed to the blonde soon smacking my free hand over my mouth.
"Pom-Pom Hair?!!" Temari paid no attention to me knowing her name while Kankuro chuckled.
I groaned and flicked Kankuro between the eyes startling him. "Put me down or I'll switch my flick with a kunai!" I growled. Kankuro didn't seem fazed.
"What kunai? I don't see a weapons pouch," Kankuro smiled smugly.
"Well, it's_" I broke off my statement with realization. Weapons? Oh, crap.
"GAH!! NARUTO, PINKY, EMO-PRICK!!! TELL ME!!! DID I COME HERE WITH ANY ITEMS?!!!!" I yelled to the three.
Suddenly, two objects flew at me. I caught one with my free hand, the other with my teeth.
"Grr! Fafuke-feme! Ma' ofer hand ifn't fwee!!!" I said through the object in my mouth. Translation: Grr! Sasuke-teme! My other hand isn't free!!!
"Hn," was Sasuke's reply. I glared at him as he crushed his pebbles in his fist. I swore, I could sense the hearts popping out of Sakura's eyes.
"Ferk," I grumbled, meaning to say,"jerk."
"Kankuro!" a dark, menacing voice suddenly sounded from Sasuke's tree. I was suddenly dropped onto my butt.
"HEY! MAKE-UP BOY! THAT HURT!" I yelled at Kankuro, the object in my mouth falling to the floor. But, Kankuro wasn't listening. He was staring, in fear, at the tree.
I also turned in the direction of the tree, and almost fainted. GAARA!!
"G-Gaar-ra! Hi there!" Temari stammered. I just gawked at the Sand nin hanging upside down.
"L-look, this isn't what it looks like!" Kankuro started, and I shook my head out of my daze. I knew Gaara was supposed to say something now, but I couldn't help but say something first.
"NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!? YOU STINKING RETARD!! YOU WERE HOLDING ME OFF THE GROUND BY MY WRIST!!! I THINK YOU POPPED MY ARM OUT OF ITS SOCKET!!!! WHAT?!!! DID AN EVIL SPIRIT JUST TAKE OVER YOUR ARM AND HOLD ME OFF THE GROUND?!!! I DOUBT IT!!!!" I was huffing and puffing at the end of my outburst. "Eh, sorry. Please continue," I said up to Gaara with a wave of my hand.
"Are you always this loud?!" Kankuro yelled at me, forgetting his murderous little brother was standing upside down in a tree just a few yards away... that sounds so wrong.
"Why, yes. Yes I am. AND I'M PROUD OF IT!! So back off," I started off cheerful but ended my statement with pure evil lining my voice.
"Why you little!" Kankuro started slowly reaching for my throat with his two hands.
"Kankuro!" Gaara repeated making Kankuro jump and move away from me.
"But, G-gaara!" Kankuro whined. I chuckled and Kankuro glared at me as if asking "what?"
"You," giggle, "sound like a little five-year-old!!" I burst into laughter. "Well, YOU GOT THE BRAINS OF ONE, ANYWAY!!!" I was rolling on my back and I heard Naruto laughing too.
"YOU FREAKING BRAT!!!" Kankuro yelled at me and I stuck my tongue out at him.
"Heh heh heh, the name's Olivia, LOSER!!!" I laughed.
"You are one weird girl," I heard Naruto mumble behind me and I swung around to face him.
I grinned happily. "Got that right!!!" I smiled then turned back to Kankuro and Temari. "LOSERS!!" I laughed happily.
"Why you little," Kankuro growled ready to attack me any time.
"Kankuro, you're disgracing Suna," Gaara said calmly yet menacingly. My face went pink. GO GAARA!!!
"But, Gaara," Kankuro started but Gaara interrupted.
"Shut up," Gaara growled and I smirked, "or I'll kill you." So scary, yet so hot... whoops... I didn't mean to say that...
"Yessir," Kankuro and Temari said solemnly.
I blinked a couple times at Temari and Kankuro then turned to the upside down Gaara. "You gotta show me how you did that," I grinned. Then, Gaara disappeared in a swirl of sand and reappeared in front of Kankuro and Temari.
"Let's go," he said to his older siblings and they started to walk away.
"Wait!" Sasuke called jumping down from the tree to stand right in front of me.
"Hey!" I whined to the black haired boy.
He ignored me. "What's your name?" Sasuke question Gaara.
"Me?" Temari asked back her eyes fluttering.
"No, you ding dong!" I growled angrily. "Who would WANT to know YOUR name?" Temari glared death at me but I simply grinned and crossed my arms.
"The one with the gourd," Sasuke finished glaring back at me a quick second as if to say to shut up. I snarled at him, but was shocked speechless when an inhuman growl, like a dragons, escaped my lips. It was to quiet for anyone else to notice so I just glued my lips together and backed up to stand next to Naruto.
"Don't tell me you're scared of that teme? And here I thought you were cool!" Naruto whispered so only I could hear.
"Shut up!" I whispered back, elbowing him in the stomach. "That's not it at all!" then I turned back to the Sand shinobi.
"I am Gaara of the Desert," Gaara answered calmly. "I am quite curious of you yourself. Who are you?" I snarled at Sasuke again, once again an inhuman growl sounding. But, unfortunately, I think Naruto heard it that time.
He looked at me, purely shocked. I shook my head then looked away.
"I am Uchiha Sasuke," Sasuke answered simply.
Gaara just nodded then started to turn away.
"HEY! DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME TOO?!!" Naruto called out to Gaara and I flinched.
Gaara turned back to us and said, "I couldn't care less." I growled, this time the growl of a dragon vibrating the whole alley. Kankuro, Temari, Sakura, and Naruto were visibly shocked. It was written all over their face. Gaara and Sasuke were also shocked, but they stayed calmer.
"WELL!!! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NAME EITHER!!! TO BAD WE HEARD IT THOUGH!!!" I yelled, ignoring the surprised expressions. "I'M NOT GONNA CALL YOU GAARA ANYWAY!!! I THINK PANDA MAN FITS YOU BETTER!!!" I then started to laugh, like really, really hard. Gaara was glaring at me and snarling slightly.
"You worthless worm," I heard Gaara growl.
I grinned. "Yeeeeeees, Great Panda Lord?" I questioned, still smiling.
Kankuro and Temari's faces were contorted with surprise and fear, their skin pale. I knew why. Soon, sand would be rapping around me, so I scooped up my two items (I still hadn't checked what they were yet) and sprinted off.
"SEE YA, COON-SAN!!!!" I called back over my shoulder before turning the corner. I don't really know what happened after that. I ran and ran, till I found this small area of trees. I jumped into one of the trees and laid down on one of the branches, gasping for air. I looked around to make sure no one had followed me, and found no one. So, then I decided to look at my stuff.
One was a small purple cube. I knew what it was. I had drawn it in my sketchbook and knew what it did. It was an infinite storage case. I concentrated on it and thought of my I-Pod Video, and sure enough, my I-Pod formed out of the cube and into my hand. I then put it back. So, I had all the stuff that had been in my stash.
I then looked at the other thing. I yelped and dropped it. It fell down to the ground and hit the dirt. The gem. The one that had brought me here. So, then, could I go back to my own dimension?
I jumped down to the ground and reached for the gem, but, just one inch away from the crystal, sand bolted out and covered my hand.
I yelped and jumped, but fell back onto the ground because of the sand's grip.
"Grr," I lifted my head and spit out dirt. "PANDA MAN!!!" I whined trying to sit up.
"Stop calling me that," Gaara's voice sounded behind me, dark and calm at the same time. It sent shivers down my spine.
I turned my head to face Gaara and put on my best puppy dog eyes and I pouted. "How about Coon-san?" I asked miserably and the sand around my hand tightened. "OW!" I yelped as the sand drew blood. I poked at the sand with my free hand angrily and I whimpered. I didn't even want to whimper, but I did. And it didn't even come out right. It sounded like a dog's, not a human's.
"I don't like nicknames," Gaara growled calmly.
"I'd understand that," I mumbled, "seeing as what you've been called in the past." The sand tightened even more. "PAIN!!!! OW!! OW!!!! CUT IT OUT!!! AAAAHHHH!!!!! I THINK YOU'RE BREACKING MY HAND!!!!!" I screamed but sand covered my mouth and Gaara stepped in front of me.
"What do you know?" he asked menacingly.
The sand around my mouth lowered and I began to scream again. "OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" the sand finally loosened and I gasped for air. I then glared up at Gaara. "Cut that out! I just gave you a nickname! Nothing to BREAK MY HAND over!" Gaara just growled right back at me.
"I said, what do you know?" he repeated.
I sighed. "Well, other then the fact that you have the One-Tailed Sand Demon, Shukaku no Tanuki sealed inside of you and your mom died giving birth to you and your dad is Kazekage of Suna and he is a meanie-mean pants and he sent assassinations to you but you survived them all because of Shukaku's sand and you have a suckish life and everyone is mean to you in your village and now you think killing is your point in life when it isn't and so you kill a lot and you are really scary which in turn you are even more lonely and Kankuro and Temari are your older siblings and their not very nice either, aaaaaaannnnndddd, that's about it!!!!" I took a big inhale of air at the end of my long explanation, then smiled up at Gaara. He was gapping at me, kind of.
"What?" Gaara questioned, glaring at me now.
"GAAAHH!!!! DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT THAT!!!!" I exclaimed angrily.
Gaara was silent a minute then said, "How did you know that?"
"Hmmmmm, none of your bee's wax!" I grinned. Gaara gritted his teeth.
"Tell me, now!" he demanded, but I just smiled and shook my head.
"Look, what does it matter?" I questioned him this time then looked down at the sand. "It's not like I care or anything. But, THAT KILLING THING HAS GOT TO STOP!!! IT'S RIDICULIOUS!!! YOUR POINT IN LIFE ISN'T TO KILL!!!!" I ranted angrily at Gaara and he narrowed his eyes.
"Killing IS my point in life," Gaara said calmly.
"No it's not!" I smiled and shook my head.
"YES, it is," Gaara persisted.
"NU'UH!!" I laughed.
"YES! It is!" Gaara growled.
"Is not!" I insisted.
"Is to!" Gaara growled.
"Is not!"
"Is to!"
"Is not!"
"Is to!"
"Is not!"
"Is to!"
"Is to!"
"Is not!"
"Is to!
"Is not!"
"FINE!" I finished the little arguement, "You're right! It's not..." I nodded happily to myself.
"Good, now... wait..." Gaara was at a blank for a minute and I burst into laughter.
"I TRICKED COON-SAN!! I TRICKED COON-SAN!!!" I chanted grinning at Gaara's growl.
"You little_" Gaara growled but didn't continue.
"Now, deary, would you mind, GETTING YOUR SAND OFF MY HAND?!!" I blinked a couple times, then. I then giggled. "Heh heh heh. Hand, sand, that rhymes! HAND, SAND, SAND HAND!!" I sang off key.
"Will you cut that out?!" Gaara exclaimed and I grinned.
"NOPE!" I said simply then began to sing again.
Gaara growled and I stopped singing.
"Who would of thought that I could actually be able to tick off the Great Panda Lord!" I laughed. My throat was starting to hurt from all the laughter.
"Will you STOP calling me that?!" Gaara growled.
"Not even if the world depended on it!" I sang.
"How about your life?" Gaara said menacingly and I looked at him pointedly.
"Ok 1.) THAT'S MEAN!! 2.) I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!! and 3.) WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT THE KILLING THING?!!!" I yelled shaking my free fist in the air. You would of thought that all my screaming would of attracted a Konoha ninja.
"I'm not scared to kill you, you brat!" Gaara growled angrily and I narrowed my eyes.
"And I'm not scared of dying! Sheesh! The world would probably be better without my devious mind!" I commented simply, looking away, a frown on my face and my eyes narrowed.
"What do you mean?" Gaara questioned without emotion.
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! MAN! Do you have to be so nosy?!!!" I yelled back at him then I looked away again and mumbled, "and to think I have a crush on you!" My eyes then widened and I clamped my free hand over my mouth.
"What did you say?" Gaara didn't sound like his usual self and I made sure not to look at his face. I soon found myself very interested in a falling leaf.
"Um, well..." I whispered. I probably sounded like Hinata or something!
I don't really know what happened then. Oh wait, YES I DO! I channeled my chakra into my sand-crushed hand and overpowered the chakra within the grainy dirt. The sand then fell off my hand in a quick glow of purplish black and I burst away running with my stash of stuff. I didn't even realize until later I didn't have the gem.