If I Do, Will You Kiss Me?

Chapter 9: iWonder Who Sam Kissed

Author's Notes: I don't own iCarly. To the anon who reviewed this story last – the italics mean thoughts or flashbacks, as in parts of the episode that really happened. Also, to Lane – dear, the Creddie fans ARE facing facts, but just because Seddie's canon now doesn't mean we have to stop writing fanfiction. :) By the way, guess you don't read profiles anymore, but I'm a shipper for both, so I ain't even mad. :)

Carly was still surprised the next day that she was Freddie's first kiss, but she was happy about it, that she was able to give him such a gift. Something else was on her mind too though. She never found out who Sam's first kiss was.

When Sam came over towards their locker, Carly started to say something, but she cut her off. "Hi Carly-o."

"Hey, umm… Sam, I have a question for you."

"Sure, but first, I uh… heard that you were the first to give Freddison a shmoozer," Sam teased.

"…Yes, I was Freddie's first kiss," she admitted.

"I knew it. No way anybody would want to give that crazy psycho a kiss on the lips besides you." She giggled a little.

"Oh come on, it's not that big of a deal. Now, I was wondering, who was your-"

"Of course it's a big deal. No one ever thought that fudgewad would-"

"COULD YOU STOP INSULTING FREDDIE AND LISTEN TO ME FOR A MOMENT?" Carly was getting really impatient.

"Okay," Sam responded. "What's your question?"

"Okay. I was just wondering who your first kiss was."

"My first kiss?" Sam was surprised she wanted to know. "W-why do you want to know my first kiss?"

"Because you were the only one who didn't-" she studied her face for a moment. "Wait a minute, Sam, you've never had a first kiss yet, have you?"

Sam sighed. "No, I haven't."

Carly was taken aback.

"Are you shocked?"

"Yeah, because you always seemed so… willing."

Sam sighed.

"Aww… Sam, why were you so afraid to tell me you've never kissed anyone?"

"I was scared."

"Why?"

"Well, you've been with Freddie so long and I thought that if you knew I'd never kissed anyone, you'd never look at me the same again. I was afraid you would think I was a coward or… or…"

Carly hadn't seen Sam this upset since her job at the Groovy Smoothie.

"Aww… Sam," she hugged her. "I would never think you were a coward."

"Hey! No PDA!" Mr. Howard yelled at the two girls. "Now get to class!"

"I'll talk to you about this later," Carly whispered.

They awkwardly waved bye and went to class.

If I Do, Will You Kiss Me?

End Notes: I want Sam to be with somebody. Who do you think he (or she, possibly) should be?