MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! I'm so sorry for taking forever to update however I love you guys and I'm really happy with all the reviews. I would name everyone but I'm going to save that for the last chapter of this story because there are so many wonderful people to thank. I'm also going to try to update at least once a month I hope you all don't mind. Well on with the story. I love you all. And I would also like to thank my good friend for helping me work through my writer's block and coming up with part of this chapter. Thank you!

WARNIGS: Yaoi, Mature Situations, Killing, Language, and Sexual Situations (Later chapters).

RATING: M

TITLE: Death Row Vampire (Yes it is now stuck for I am too lazy too change it, though I appreciate those of you who gave me some other good titles for this story.)

SUMMERY: Sasuke is a vampire (living with his best bud, a werewolf) who gets his blood by killing inmates on death row. However when his food supply has been dry for four months Sasuke must hunt like an animal to survive. But what happens when he finds a lost blond in the forest. (If ya don't like Yaoi scram!)

DISCLAIMER: I love yaoi and yet there is very little to be found in the anime Naruto, which means I don't own it. Woe is I… Ok I went a little over board.

Thoughts

Memories

Chapter Two: Really a monster?

"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Oh my god Uchiha, you've got to be joking! Ha, ha, ha!" Kiba gasped out between giant bouts of laughter.

Yup, Kiba was having a nice old field day. The moment that Sasuke had entered the house with the blonde boy passed out in his arms Kiba started laughing and wouldn't stop. He had fallen to the floor after having been kicked by Sasuke, but the brain dead moron just didn't know when to give it a rest.

Ignoring the laughing mass on the floor Sasuke walked down the hall to his room. Putting the blonde on his bed Sasuke sighed running his fingers through the boy's soft blonde hair. Hopefully the he would awaken soon. For Sasuke longed to see those soulful blue eyes again.

"So let me get this straight," Kiba said appearing in the doorway, "You found him in the middle of nowhere and just decided that you would keep him?"

"No, I found him and thought he would be better off here than out in the middle of the woods." Sasuke said as he walked in to his bathroom to retrieve the first aid kit. Why he had one when neither him nor Kiba needed it was beyond him but he guessed luck was on his side, for once. As he walked back in to the room he heard Kiba give a snort.

"Yea, I'm pretty sure he will feel much safer locked in a house with a werewolf and vampire than out in the middle of a forest."

"Kiba, your sarcasm is appalling." Sasuke said as he pulled what he needed out of the kit to work on the boy's arm.

"So are your manners, but ya don't hear me complaining." Kiba mumbled as he left the room in search of more entertainment; god knew Sasuke wasn't going to do anymore.

At the sound of Kiba leaving Sasuke let a sigh pass his lips. Kiba was great person for getting information but not so good with knowing when people had had enough of him. The poor dumb ass just didn't know when to shut up.

Sasuke, having finished wrapping the boy's arm, laid it gently on to the blonde's chest. The boy's breathing had calmed by now and his body was relaxed against the pillows. His blonde hair fanned out around him making it look as though he was an angel with a halo.

Acting on impulse Sasuke reached towards the boys face but a sudden movement snapped his attention back to focus. The blonde was waking up.

Slowly the boy's deep cerulean eyes opened and Sasuke could smell the confusion emanating from him. Suddenly the confusion turned to fear and shock as the blonde noticed Sasuke bent over him, hand but a mere few inches from his head. The boy jumped back against the wall and reached toward the empty scabbard on his waist.

"Oh, shit!" he said as he fumbled for the long chain about his neck.

Sasuke moved towards the boy just as he retrieved a silver cross form inside his shirt, and held it up at Sasuke. Realization hit Sasuke like a sack of bricks and his innate sense of invincibility faltered.

Fuck, Sasuke thought bitterly, As much as I despise to say it; he could actually deal me some damage with that thing.

The blonde edged off the bed to his left. Reaching the window he gripped the blinds, solely intent on making a mad dash out of the window and back in to the forest, away from this vampire. Wrenching the blinds back he noticed that the window was not only bolted shut but that bars were lining the outside of it as well.

Sasuke heard a low moan of frustration fall from the boy's lips. The boy turned to face him and Sasuke could just barley hear a distant rustling sound through the manor followed closely by the loud banging of footsteps. The footsteps grew louder till Sasuke could no longer concentrate on the boy but on the sound that could only be described as a heard of elephants stampeding down the hall.

In a flash the door burst open, nearly flying off of its hinges, to reveal a clearly pissed Kiba with his ever-faithful companion Akamaru right at his heals. Kiba's face was a nice shade of a deep red color and he looked as though he would go on a killing spree at any moment.

"Sasuke!" the roar of Kiba's voice caused both the rooms occupants to flinch, "I put up with your 'holier than thou' attitude but this…this is going too far!"

The room was engulfed in silence and the blonde boy took this as a sign to take his chance and make a run for it. But just as he grasped the knob of the oak door the words that shot out of Kiba's mouth made him stop dead in his tracks.

"Sasuke, what did you do with my hotdogs?!"

Oh my god this… this was about hotdogs? A smile started to stretch across the blonde's face; he tried to hold it in but the more he heard them argue the more he couldn't hold it in. Laugher spilled from his open mouth as he fell to the floor, tears in his eyes from the laughing. These were supposed to be the most feared creatures of the night?

Kiba and Sasuke stopped their yelling, tuning their attention instead to the boy. The laughter brought a smile upon Sasuke's face, though he would never openly admit to it, and fear was no longer evident in the boy's scent but mirth.

"What is so funny?" Kiba yelled, frustrated by the fact that someone found the situation he was in funny.

"Maybe he finds that your incredible stupidity is humorous?" Sasuke offered.

Pushing himself off of the floor, hoping to stop a fight before it had a chance to begin, the blonde moved to stand next to the dog boy thinking he would be less of a threat than the vampire. Letting his giggles die down he took a breath, hoping it would calm him.

"I'm sorry," He said mirth still evident in his voice, "I just find it funny that you two are the feared creatures of the night I've heard about."

Kiba snorted, "How is that funny I'm brave, strong, handsome, smart-"

"And one hell of a liar." Sasuke stated as he backhanded Kiba in the head. "I am Sasuke and that sack of dog shit is Kiba," a bark resounded through the room, "Ah, yes, and that," Sasuke gestured to the giant white behind Kiba, "is Akamaru. So, now that our formalities are over care to enlighten as to what your name is Dobe?"

The boys face turned a nice bright red as he let the insult sink in. Looking up in to the vampires smug face the sudden urge to punch someone over came him. Aiming square for between the eyes He let a punch fly, hitting its mark dead center.

"My name is not Dobe, Teme," he said, a wide smile finding its way to his face, "it's Naruto."

Hysterical laughter flowed from Kiba's open mouth as he took in the sight of the shocked look on Sasuke's face. It was about time some one knocked him off his high horse. He could get used to having this kid around. Naruto's laughter could also be heard floating through the room. However him merriment stopped abruptly when a cool pressure was put on his throat.

"I hope you know that I am not to be made a fool of," Sasuke said as he gently took the blade away from his throat. He didn't intend to hurt the boy, but he also didn't want to be made the fool; that was Kiba's job and he was far to good at it for Sasuke to take his place.

"Whoa Sasuke, no need to scare the kid," Kiba said putting up his hands in a peaceful gesture.

"Scare me! He was going to kill me!"

"Na, big bad ol' Sasuke?" Kiba turned to face Naruto putting his hand on top of Sasuke head the way you would pet a dog. "He's just a sheep in wolfs clothing."

"I highly doubt that," Naruto said watching as Sasuke tried to take a nice hunk of Kiba's hand off. These were the feared creatures of the night? Just what had he gotten himself into.

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Well, I'm sorry this chapter was not as good or as long as I had wanted to make it but I wanted to update it for you guys before Christmas. I'm still a little on writer's block but I hope you guys will help me to work through it. I love you all Merry Christmas and Please review for I am afraid that this did not turn out well.

Yuki