Warning: This may lead to heart disease, liver problems, hyperness, and explosive diarrhea.
"Where's Kyle Alexander?"
"Who?"
"Shane, how could you forget our baby boy I just popped out a year ago?! And thanks to you, I'm pregnant again."
"With a boy?"
"No, not with a boy. With a girl."
"Damn, I wanted you to give birth to Shane Junior."
"Whatever, where's Kyle?"
"Oh, Nate and Caitlyn are baby-sitting him."
"Why, we never asked them to."
"Well, I did. So what should we name it?"
"Don't call our unborn baby 'it'."
"Then what should we call it. I mean the baby?"
"Well, I was thinking Alice."
"We aren't naming it after Alice from Twilight. And you know Rosalie is hotter."
"I thought you thing I was hot."
"You are hot, but she comes as a close second."
"Humph."
"Baby! I was kidding."
"…"
"Mitchie! Talk to me!"
"…"
"I was just kidding! You're beyond hot."
"Good."
"But Vanessa Hudgens is a close tie."
"Shane!"
"Sorry! It's not against the law to speak out your mind."
"Shane…"
"I'm sorry! But I still like the name Rosalie or Vanessa."
"No Shane. We're not naming our unborn baby girl from a movie you picked up from."
"Vanessa Hudgens is not from a movie! She's real!"
"I know she's real, but don't use like names from big movie stars or from movies you picked up from."
"But you picked Kyle from the show Kyle XY."
"I know but he was cute!"
"Mitchie!"
"I'm sorry."
"I have an idea."
"What is it?"
"Get pieces of paper and a hat."
"Why?"
"JUST DO IT!"
"And you say I have anger issues."
"Right… Now go."
"……………………………………………………………………………………………"
"Great! You're back!"
"So tell me your 'idea'."
"Well, we divide the papers and we each write 10 names we really like and pick it out of the hat you got ."
"That's your amazing idea?"
"Yeah, great isn't it?"
"Yeah, but what if someone asks our daughter when she grows up, where her name came from. She just can't respond 'Oh, my mom and dad picked my name by picking pieces of papers from a hat.'!"
"What's wrong with that?"
"Ugh, whatever. Let's just get this over with."
"What names did you write babe?"
"It's supposed to be a secret Shane."
"Oh yeah! Right."
"…"
"Done!"
"So am I."
"So you put it in the hat and I'll pick the middle name and you'll pick the first name."
"I wanna pick the middle name!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Ha! I tricked you! You pick the first name."
"Fine… What the fuck?"
"What's wrong?"
"Éclair? You suggested naming our daughter after a type of food?"
"What? They taste mmm mmm good."
"Éclairs are good but it's like naming your son spaghetti or something like that."
"Well, you picked it…"
"Fine. Éclair's a good name."
"Yes! Okay my turn."
"Go on."
"Don't rush me woman!"
"What did you just say?"
"Umm… I mean I love you!"
"Right..."
"Yes!"
"What?"
"Our daughter's name is now officially…"
"Why are you pausing?"
"You know, because it adds a dramatic effect, and I should stop talking right now."
"Yeah, you should."
"Our daughter's name is now officially Éclair Nicole Gray!"
"Stop yelling! My head hurts, and we're inside a library, remember."
"We are? What for?"
"Baby names."
The End! Hope you enjoyed it. I typed it at a friend's house.