LUCKY CHANNEL!!

Akira: (adorable voice) OHA-LUCKY!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! IT'S ALREADY VALENTINES DAY!! I LOVE VALENTINES DAY!!

Minoru: Me too! And, well... Akira-san...

Akira: Hm~?

Minoru: Will you, uh... (takes out a paper heart) will you be my valentine?

Akira: (normal voice) What the hell is that?

Minoru: It's a card. Read it. (hands it to her, blushing)

Akira: (reading it) "To Akira-san, I hope you like it, IOU chocolate..." ...What the HELL, Minoru?! If you're gonna get me something, dont make it at your mother's house!! This isn't even construction paper!! It's regular old printer paper with a WORN OUT MARKER DRAWN ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!! (crumbles it up and throws it on the floor) jackass.

Minoru: ...(backs away)