Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT A REALLY COOL CELL PHONE


I walked home from work, and man was that stressful. Though I'm guessing a hot shower will help. Alot. I went inside my house and looked at the clock 7:37. I went upstairs and took my shower. I let my thoughts wonder and some how they would not stay off of the certain rumor about a certain Uchiha. Apperently 5 days after I left Suna Sasuke showed up, no one knows why though. I sighed.

Admit it you still love him right? Inner Sakura laughed.

Whoa I thought I got rid of you.... Why are you back?

Because you know you love me! Also I know you love him.

What how?

I'm you dummy. If your in love with him I'm probably making out with him in the back of your mind.

Ok do me a favor and go away for awhile...

Sorry hun I'm here to stay and nothing is ever going to make me go away.

I will think up a Sasuke resort with topless Sasukes everywhere. Happy?

Nos vemos! (Means see ya in spanish)

Atleast she was gone for awhile. I put on my Pjs. Ino thought it was very skimpy. My pink silk dress with a sakura petal on the side. The only problem is sincemy cheast *cough* grew, its smaller. I crawled into bed and fell asleep. Then soon I was waken up back something cold stroking my cheek. My eyes flung open and I gasped.

Hey why did all the Sasukes disapp- OMG! Is that him!

Bad timing!!!!! Help me!!!!

OK I say we jump him and screw him senceless.

Or better yet we don't!

I snapped out of my thoughts and looked at him again. "Sasuke what are you doing here?" I asked weakly. He smirked. He picked me up out of the bed and threw me over his shoulder. "Um excuse me! What are you doing?" I shouted. He ignored me, I continued to pound on his back and scream at him.

"For future advice try not to wear such small clothes.... It might give a guy some ideas." Sasuke said. I could just feel him smirk. Oh god how I just wanted to kill him right about now.

"Well sorry I don't know when I'm going to be kidnapped. If I did I would far the hell away from that area as much as possible." I shouted. He sighed.

"Your still annoying you know that right?" He asked.

"When did you become all social?" I muttered. "You still haven't answered my question.... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH ME?" He tossed me off his shoulder.

"I need a medic on my team." He said. I sat on a rock with my arms folded across my cheast. "Also I need a women to bear my children." He smirked. My eyes went big. Wait big was an understatment they were freaking huge. Ya I still liked Sasuke but geez I was so not expecting that.

"You want me to what?" I choked out. By now I was standing up.

"You heard me...." He said. He began walking away.

"Is this your way of saying marry me? Or do you just like annoying the heck out of me?" I asked. He stopped.

"Isn't it your job to annoy the heck out of me?" He asked. I was about ready to just kill the man! I put chakra into my hand in attemped to punch him. Only he turned around with his sharigan and caught my hand. Then with his free hand he hit my pressure point and made me pass out.

BAM! "WHAT!" I stirred over on something soft. My eyes shot open. I don't own anything soft. I looked around, it looked like some really fancy hotel room. "You did what!" I heard a girl scream. I could hear a muffled response, then the girl screamed again. I got out of bed to look around, then I noticed it. Why was I only wearing my bra and underwear?