Kenny's Answer

NOTE: I do not own any of the characters in this story, except the story itself.

NOTE 2: Kenny doesn't muffle in this story as I'll get fed up writing "mmppfff mpff mmmpfffhh" That'll annoy me, she he'll be talking...if you've got a problem with that then please don't bother reading on.

Kenny was plugging his TV and VHS recorder, it was a tascky TV with a wooden finish, the TV must've been over twenty years old, as is the recorder. Kenny smiled through his orange parker and went to get some food. He went in the kitchin and pushed a stool against the counter and climbed on top to open a cupboard and then pulled out a packet of crips (Chips), which was already opened. Kenny climbed off the counter and went to another cupboard and pulled out a dirty stained bowl, which was slight cracked but his didn't seemed to phase him. He went back to the living room and poured the crips into a bowl and a rat ran out and ran into a hole in the wall and yet Kenny didn't seem to mind. He then tried one of the crips and munched on it, it was a little soft but the favour of cheese and onion could still be tasted. Kenny sat back into the sofa and started drinking from his very cheap warm coke.

About ten minutes later, the doorbell went but it seemed to finish halfway through it's jingle but it was long enough for Kenny to go to the front door. Kenny opened door to see Cartman looking angrily at him.

"God, you suck ass, Kenny..." said Cartman, making his way into the house. "Why the hell do we have to watch this film at your house, Kenny? It smells and it's crappy and my house has a fridge..."

"I have a fridge!" said Kenny.

"Yeah but my fridge is full of food..." said Cartman, deadpanly

Kenny just looks at Cartman angrily but descides to change the subject quickly.

"Did you bring the film?" asks Kenny.

"Yeah, yeah...I did!" said Cartman.

Cartman shows himself to the living room and see's the food on the table, Kenny follows him.

"Crisp...?" said Cartman. "Haven't you got any cheesy poofs, man?"

"No..."

"God damn it, Kenny...oh well, I guess is better than starving to death" Kenny frowns at Cartman. Cartman pulls something out of his pocket. "Here, I've got a DVD of 'Bound'..."

Kenny just looks at Cartman, slightly confused. "A what...?"

"Huh? What do you mean 'A what?' It's a DVD, Kenny, just put it in your DVD player".

"I thought you was bringing in a tape?" said Kenny.

"A tape? Why the hell would I bring in a tape, Kenny? Get with the times, man, Jesus..."

"I don't have a DVD player, nor do I have any DVD's...I've just got this VHS player...but it's new, we've only had it for about ten years..."

"No...DVD player...?" asked Cartman, looking shocked. "Kenny, I know your family is poor but...surely you can afford a DVD player? It's what every family have...even Jews...like Kyle's family...your family must really suck if they can't afford a DVD Player. You have a crap house, a crap garden, a crap bedroom, crap food and other crap stuff because your poor...very poor. In that case why don't I take this DVD film back to my house, watch it and eat cheesy poofs, while you can stay here and watch the flies fly around that stain in he corner. Have fun!"

Cartman puts the DVD film back in his pocket and shows himself to the door. Kenny was upset, he sighs sadly and goes over to pull the plug out of the socket to turn the telly off but instead gets electricuted but the water dripping into the live plugs. Kenny's body felt the current quickly go through him and then his eyes became dark and his heart took it's last beat and it stopped, the TV next to Kenny explodes because of the fuse, the screen cracks and smoke comes out of the TV. Kenny stopped shaking from the electric current and was lifeless. Kenny's dad quicky comes in and see's his lifeless son next to the TV. Kenny's dad rushes over and kneels down.

"OH MY GOD!!" Shouted Kenny's dad. "YOU DESTROYED MY TV!! YOU BASTARD!!"

Kenny's dad starts crying, mourning the death of the TV.