A Man of His Word

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"You know, Yuuri, your subjects still wonder how you've managed to uphold your word after all these years."

"Word? Wait, what kind of word, Wolf?"

"Don't be an idiot. Your 'word', remember? When you told us that, under your rule, 'No bloodshed will ravage these lands as long as I hold this honorable crown 'pon my head...'"

"...... Wow. I'm good."

"Gunter wrote that speech for you, dear."

"Ah."

"Wall anyway, I'm glad that you're showing yourself as a man of your word."

"Yes, well, nothing really bad happened after that incident with the soup bowl. Wait... there were a couple of uprisings in the past month, too."

"... I don't think being thrown with tomatoes classify as an 'uprising'."

"Oh well. Guess you're right. I think it's because they find the Prince Consort scary."

"That's because you're a wimp."

"Hahah... And besides, Wolf, ever heard of that Earth saying?"

"What's that?"

"Make lo-…"

"I know how that goes… Make love, not- hey. Gah – Yuuri."

"Eheheheh."

"Pervert!"

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A/N: And so returns our favorite pervert King. Well, my crack king, anyway...

Yuuri's more fun this way. And besides, it's always the quiet ones who end up hording all the dirty fantasies and whatnot :D

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