There's No Way I'd Do That!

By: GrimmjowIchigoforever

Pairing: Grimmjow/Ichigo

Rating: T, unless you think this should go to M

Warning: Male/Male kissing, a liiiiitttle bit of swearing

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach; thank Kubo Tite-sensei for creating these hot guys, especially Grimmjow-sama!

Chapter 6

Badass Hero in Shining Armor

Kurosaki Ichigo was decidedly baffled; hell he was standing there open mouthed. And Inoue Orihime did not help him prevent flies from flying astray to his unlocked jaws either. If any she made them broader.

"I-Inoue-san, I…believe I did not hear that correctly, can you repeat that?" The shinigami snapped from his trip to the what-the-fuck land and straightened his back on the sofa he and Orihime were currently occupying.

The kindhearted girl blinked, before giving one of her sweetest smile, an also one of the scariest, at least that was what Ichigo thought, now.

"Certainly, Kurosaki-kun," She paused, beaming so bright that the redhead had to squint as he struggled to stare at her eyes, to find a slightest hint of sanity in the big brown doe pupils.

"I think Grimmjow-kun looked like a White Knight in Shining Armor!" She squealed in delight, clapping her palms enthusiastically.

Now Ichigo took a moment here to sit, think, and ponder of the various possibilities in which his boyfriend, his crude, wild, and sexy *sweat drop* lover could in any situation would look like a Hero in Shining Armor, or whatever Orihime dreamed for that matter.

"U-uh, how…?"

"What do you mean how?" Inoue tilted her head innocently, as if there was nothing wrong in giving such a 'stranded' nickname.

"Uh…" Ichigo just sat there opposite the girl, not knowing what to say.

"You know Kurosaki-kun, when I first met Grimmjow-kun, I was really scared." Inoue began.

The vaizard groaned, he knew this was going to take a while, the gesture of the woman indicated a full-mode gossiping.

"Then after I healed Aizen's servants, he brought me to you, and then I could save you! If he brought me later than that you would have died!" Orihime finished triumphantly, a sign for the almost sleeping shinigami to jolt awake and say something.

"B-but Inoue-san, didn't you remember how he tried to kill me after?" Ichigo replied hastily.

"I did Kurosaki-kun." Inoue huffed, getting impatient by the male redhead's incapability of seeing Grimmjow as a 'hero'. "But I saw him kissing you after." She added, looking as naive as possible, and Ichigo could not help but reddened at the last statement.

"Wh-what? You said did not see anything through those dusts!" He exclaimed, thus feeling completely cheated.

"D-did I?" Orihime laughed nervously, but quickly returned to her normal expression.

"Anyway, when he busted through the wall, he looked so handsome in his white robe, I almost fainted!" She continued heatedly, then turning to stare back at his friend, "And when he carried you back in his arms, you really looked like a princess, Kurosaki…K-kurosaki-kun? Where are you going? Did I say something bad…?"

But the berry did not hear anymore of the female redhead's apologies and questions of what she did wrong (my, my…) as he put his shoes, muttered some words about leaving and dashed out of her house, face still pretty much heated.

"Hero in Shining Armor my a**, ##%^&^%#$%^"

Thus our main character continued his journey along the street, muttering some curses and sounds of disagreement. He was about to turn at a corner when knocked into a being (since saying a "human" would not be appropriate) causing both of them to flew back onto the sidewalk.

"Owww, hey watch where you're going you…Ah Ichigo! How are ya man?" said Abarai Renji, currently in his gigai as he rubbed his injured head, Ichigo mimicking his movement.

"Uh, I'm fine Renji. Beside the head butt you gave me…" The redhead (Renji okay? Ichigo is "orange head") laughed sheepishly, followed by Ichigo's chuckles, before them both were laughing like idiots.

"So what's up man?" The Sixth Division's fukutaicho rose and held a hand to the substitute shinigami, grinning wide.

"Nothing, how's Byakuya?" smirked the vaizard as Renji's face took a shade of cherry.

"Ow come on man, I could say the same about your kitty." It was Renji's turn to snicker as Ichigo blushed a shade of strawberry. (Haha, Renji's cherry, Ichigo strawberry, Grimm blueberry! Anyway, Byakuya's a blackberry…)

"Shut up!" The vaizard scoffed but grinned afterwards when Renji slid a hand around his shoulder and they walked towards Ichigo's place.

As they walked on, they confided their daily routines, lives, and boyfriends (yes boys gossip) the Strawberry told Renji about Orihime's "weird quirks".

"You're kidding right?"

"Nope, I heard 'White Knight in Shining Armor' for sure."

"Yeah? Well he's more like a 'Badass Knight', minus the armor." Renji snorted dismissively.

He was about to laugh when he noticed Ichigo frowning.

"What?"

"Well he was supposed to be my enemy, but in the end he turned side and even helped me beat Aizen, so…"

"Still, he doesn't look like the 'good guy'." The redhead finished.

Ichigo sighed in defeat, waving to Renji who decided he didn't want to visit after all. It was a nice afternoon and he suddenly remembered that he still had to do those damned paper works.

That and he wanted to ask his taicho to take a break from work and fu…fight. Yea that's it, fight.

Upon entering, Ichigo was greeted by Yuzu, since thankfully said father were out treating a patient.

"Welcome back Ichi-nii, Grimmjow is waiting for you upstairs." The brunette beamed kindly as she shuffled around the house, cleaning.

The substitute shinigami frowned. He did not remember having promised to meet up with his lover today.

"Thank Yuuzu." He returned a smile at his sister and almost ran upstairs when something bugged him and he shifted his attention back to the younger one.

"Ummm…can I ask you a question?"

"Sure Ichi-nii, what is it?"

"Um…what do you…think of Grimmjow?" He said awkwardly, fiddling with his fingers.

"Ah, Grimmjow-san? Well he could be a little impatient sometimes, but I like him. He's a nice guy after you get to know him. Right Ichi-nii?"

"Uh, yes, of course. Thank you Yuuzu!" And with that our favorite hero paced upstairs to meet his lover, followed by a knowing look from his little sis.

Grimmjow Jeagerjaques was pacing back and forth inside the comfortable space when Ichigo peeked in.

Seeing the look on his boyfriends face made the cerulean Arrancar chuckled lowly.

"What?" Ichigo glared at him while Grimmjow calmed down.

"Nothing," he smirked. "You looked like a lost strawberry."

Ichigo blushed at this innuendo. "Bastard. Why did you come today? I don't remember promising to go out."

"Well, I needed a spar. Ulquiorra wouldn't do it. Too busy kissing Szayel's cock."

The orange head cringed at the vulgar word while blushing. This time Grimmjow didn't even know why.

"So come with me will ya." Without waiting for an answer, the teal opened a garganta and pulled the yelping boy inside to Hueco Mundo.

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"Grimmjow, are you listening to me?" Ichigo fumed as he followed Grimmjow through the halls of Las Noches.

"Yeah yeah, homework, leaving home too long, not in the mood. Whatever Ichi, stop acting like a girl."

The orange head went red at this as they arrived at an area made of hard sands which looked like a battle arena. He was wearing his shinigami uniforms already, and was out of his body.

Grimmjow stood in his battle stance, and yelled at Ichigo.

"Stop standing there like an idiot! Draw out your mask!" before he yelled "Kishire, Pantera!" and transformed into his released state.

Ichigo grumbled but obeyed and they got engaged in a fierce battle of sparring.

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Both men laid panting on the light brown surface, marveling in thoughts of their previous fight.

"That was…That was ok I guess…" Ichigo panted as he closed his eyes. He was back to his original state in his shinigami uniform.

"Heh…Forget 'ok', it was great." An equally heaving Grimmjow chuckled. The Arrancar had not returned to his original form, and his tail was swishing in front of Ichigo's nose, which tickled the teen immensely.

"Hey, G-rimmm…hahaha…stop t-hahaha…" The shinigami couldn't help but laugh in a ticklish way as the tail caressed his neck agonizingly slow.

"What?" Grimmjow noticed, smiling sheepishly. "Damn I could not control that dude." His statement only made the younger one laughed even louder.

Grimmjow purred as he snuggled onto his berry's stomach and nuzzled him lightly. The man normally hated his 'cat' instinct because it made him somehow more vulnerable; even though his Pantera form was almost unbeatable.

But in his exhausted state, the former Espada would sometimes let his guard down and let his instincts took over.

Ichigo LOVED when the instincts took over.

The berry moved his hand to rub his love's long mane, and hearing the purr intensified, began softly caressing the teal back and forth.

Grimmjow snuggled closer to his lover, uncaring about how his normal self would protest incessantly. The thing stroking his head felt so good… (Please people, no dirty thoughts…;D)

Ichigo smiled inwardly seeing his lover was nodding off in tiredness. He felt the same, but couldn't resist the temptation of stroking, rubbing, and caressing while hearing those soft satisfied purrs.

It was then that he realised.

Grimmjow might be a "Knight in Shining Armor" or a "Badass Hero" for some people.

But it did not matter what other thinks. For him, Grimmjow was his cute little kitten, and a purring one at that.

There you go! I know it has been a long time since I updated, but please forgive me and give me a heartwarming review ok? LOLS I love you all yaoi fangirls!