Disclaimer: Wow disclaimers are kind of fun to write i don't know why everyone comlpains so much. So yeah here it is I do not own twilight. I don't even own this story my friend typed it up while at my placed and asked my to put it up on

my friend owns everything below this.............................................................

This story is pretty much about a typical day in the Volturi household. It may seem a little weird, but this is how I picture everyone. So... here we go!!

1:30 am

"Since you've been gone!!!! Alright Kelly get your sing on!!!!!!!!!!!"

" God, Aro! Is that the only song you know.... you've been singing it since three o'clock pm yesterday!"

" Really?!? I didn't know... what time is it now Caius?"

" One thirty-three. I'm trying to plot here and can't concentrate with you singing!!!"

" What are you ploting now?!?!?!?! Your not still stuck on the whole Bella Edward thing, are you?"

" Aro we can't let some human know there are vampires!!! Do you know what will happen? They'll try and find us and then they'll try to kill us and then---"

" I'm bringing sexy back shalalala them other brothers dont know how to act shalalala!"

" ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" No...... ashalala! NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Back that thing up, throw it in reverse, let daddy load it up! I said, back that thinnnnng uppppppppp!!!!!!!!"

" Master ,Felix and Deme---" said jane walking through the door. She stopped as she caught Aro walking towards her singinging.

" Hey Jane, Back that thing upppppppp! Put in reverse let Aro load it up!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait stop Jane! I command you to sing F.U.N song."

" What!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" Sing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"But I dont wanna!"

" Sing it or die!!!!!!!!!!!!"

" F is for friends who do stuff together!!!! U is for You and Me!!!! N is for Anywhere and Anything at all down here in the DEEP BLUE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jane sang ending with a fake smile and jazz hands.

" Yay..... I loved the ending, Janie-poo!!!!! Now where's your brother??????!!!!!????!!!!! He can sing 'Before He Cheats'!!!!!!!!! What do you think, Caius?!?"

" You called, Master?"

" Yes, I did, Alec..... but you cant sing until Caius gets back...."

" What is he talking about?..... Jane?"

Alec looked at his sister for an answer, but Jane would not look at him while she was giggling.

" Oh for the love of all that is mighty!!!!! Not you too!!!" yelled Caius, from down the hall.

" Your supposed to knock on someone's door before coming in," said the dead voice of Marcus.

" Well I didn't think you would be singing to a portrait of Didyme. Your the only sane person in this place.... wait that didn't come out right..... I'm not sane! Wait, I am sane, right?!?!?! I can't belive you people made me insane!!!

" Baby why'd you leave me? why'd you have to go... I was countin' on forever now i'll never know it! I can't even breath... its like im lookin' from a distince... standin in the background. Everybody sayin' he's not coming home now. This can't be happening to me.... this is just a dream....."

" Marcus! Stop that.... we know you miss her, but God dont we get enough singing with Aro much less you adding onto it!" screamed Caius, throwing his hands up.

" Whatever," he replied, pushing Caius out of his room and slaming the door, muttering something about 'if Aro never killed her...'

A/N Ok its my turn again. so i hope you liked it. My friend and i have a thing for the Marcus and Didyme story. If you don't understand it you can go to the stephine meyers website and check out the question answer thingy for breaking dawn.

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