It was alright for a few days. Things went on normally (well, as normal as people being scared out of their wits at the sight of you can be) for a few days. But then one day, at lunch a boy approached our table. He had an arrogant swagger to his walk and kept eye contact with me at all times. He stopped at our table and slung his bag to the ground. He then promptly dropped his human self down of the empty seat next to me. WE were all so taken aback by this that we were silent, staring at this human.

"Names Webster. Webster Mugavazi. He turned to Nessie and grabbed her hand. She couldn't tear it away- Webster was obviously strong and she was keeping our cover. Edward growled.

"Take your hand off Nessie."

He turned to Nessie and looked at her as though she was something to eat. I couldn't help laughing at the irony of the situation and the rest of the Cullen's looked at me as though I was crazy. I turned back to Webster,

"That's your name is it? Well, even though you're named after a snake, you'll not be able to wriggle your way out of my grasp. You're coming with me to the spring dance."

But at this point it was all too much. We all burst out laughing, Emmett even falling of his chair his body was so rocked with laughter. Webster was starting to look a little worried. Emmett walked up to him and picked him up by the front of his shirt.

"She's not going anywhere with you, you pathetic little human! Now…he lowered his voice to a whisper what do I say Edward? "tell him to bugger of, it's an English saying" "ah. Right" Bugger off WEBSTER and let us actually enjoy our lunch."

Emmett threw Webster to the ground and sat down, biting into an apple with smugness just radiating from him.

But Webster just wasn't deterred. And he wasn't the only one. Countless girls just demanded attention. After a particularly troublesome day. Edward threw himself down on our bead muttering about their being "something in the water"

A/N. Right. So it's an unfinished chapter but, honestly I can't be bothered to write anymore. I don't know what anyone thinks of my story cos' I haven't had a single review. I've also decided to abandon the story. I can't write something- frankly I can't write something if I don't know what readers think. If anyone wants to take it over, please do tell me. Oh! But you'd have to REVIEW to do that.