AN: I just want to say thanks to everyone who reviewed my last story 101 Ways the Marauders Annoy Voldemort. Yeah and here is another 101 story. As you can tell I get really bored and like to annoy people (mainly my little brothers). Please read and review.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
The 101Unseen Ways Fred and George Annoyed Professor Umbridge
1. Dye all of her clothes neon orange
2. Put neon green polka dots all over her office
3. Draw mustaches and goatees on all of her cat pictures
4. Charm the cats to "bark" instead of "meow"
5. Turn all of the cat pictures into centaurs
6. Accidentally release snakes into her office
7. Act like Tarzan during class
8. Have "Be a half human" day
9. Play pin the tail on Professor Umbridge
10. Whenever she walks into a room, scream "OUR EYES! IT BURNS!" at the top of their lugs
11. Then her offer fashion advice
12. Insist that she doesn't dress up for Halloween she is already scary enough
13. Dress up like her for Halloween
14. Have real zombies at the Halloween party
15. Turn her hair blue
16. Give her green water that will dye her teeth
17. Rig her office door so that it plays the Care Bear theme song whenever opened
18. Sing the Pussycat Dolls' songs at 4 in the morning outside of her classroom
19. Charm the suits of armor to sing the Gummy Bear song (AN: look it up on Youtube. CAUTIONS: do not show to younger siblings they will never stop singing it!) when she walks by
20. When she enters the greenhouse have all of the plants die on the spot
21. When said plants die have them release a deadly odor
22. Turn her face purple with yellow spots
23. Answer her in only wolf howls and growls
24. Whenever she enters a room announce her by talking like Daffy Duck
25. Don't forget to spray it, don't say it when announcing
26. Have a herd of angry baboons attack her
27. Convince the house elves to go on strike
28. Then cook all of the food themselves
29. Have decorations for America's 4th of July hanged up everywhere
30. Charm the toilets to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!"
31. Charm the D.A.D.A. books to be the real monster whenever opened
32. Ask her to open the books first
33. Wake her up every morning by cheerleading
34. Talk in a not understandable accent
35. Talk in a Scottish accent
36. Charm her voice to be really low
37. Charm her voice to sound like a frog's
38. React the new version of Pink Panther
39. Have her be the head of the Police department
40. Go on a safari with her and meet a wild lion
41. Ask her when she is getting married to Fudge
42. Ask her if they can send a love letter to Fudge from her
43. Then send a love letter to Fudge from her
44. Take her wand and give her just a regular stick from the forest so she can't cast any spells
45. Fake her out and say that there is a troll in her room
46. Then put a real troll in there later in the middle of the night
47. Give her a gift of Weasley Wizz's disguised as chocolate
48. Put on the play "A Christmas Carol"
49. Have her play Scrooge
50. Charm all of the Christmas trees to attack her
51. Sneak into her room at the middle of the night and sing songs in German
52. Only reply to her in Russian
53. Have a snow ball fight in her room
54. Acting like Count Dracula at random intervals
55. Put holes in her drinking cups
56. Give her fast acting prune pudding
57. Have a bunch of wild meat eating animals run loose in the castle
58. Have her classroom closed off by a swamp of stink bombs
59. Destroy all of her quills
60. Build a Slip 'n' Slide in her office
61. Give her ten year old teeth breaking candy
62. Have a party of giants in her room
63. Sing the pirate song at the top of their lungs
64. Do her white laundry and add a red sock so everything turns pink
65. Do her pink laundry and add a bunch of green goop into the wash to turn everything green
66. Put antlers permanently on her head
67. Hang ordainment from her antlers
68. Put really spicy hot sauce in her food
69. Have her be the crocodile on the Crocodile Hunter show
70. Give her a really bad make over
71. Color her skin a sickly green color
72. Turn her tongue blue
73. Give her a long white beard
74. Whenever she touches their assignments, have ink splatter at her face
75. Throw exploding paper planes at her
76. Throw spit balls at her
77. Put a note on her back saying, "Kick Me or Hex Me!"
78. Have the all of the portraits scream once in the middle of the night at the same time
79. Have her eat a grape that is really a red olive
80. Charm all of the brooms to fly at her and try to sweep her down the stairs
81. Put up hearts everywhere for Valentines day
82. Put up cute little bunnies and puppies pictures everywhere in the castle
83. Put her in the devil costume
84. Charm the floor tiles to give out into flames whenever she steps on them so she falls through to the pit of snakes
85. Give her a love potion that makes her fall in love with Snape
86. Predict her future as "full of much pudding and despair"
87. Pour pudding on her head
88. Have a pudding war
89. Turn her into the Easter Bunny
90. Drive a herd of three headed dogs into her class room
91. Overflow the castle with beach balls
92. Have ice cream sundaes fall on her head every five minutes
93. Turn her into a bug then attack her with fly swatters
94. Charm a meteor to hit her office
95. Charm dolls to attack her
96. Have a male stripper contest in her classroom
97. Paint a butterfly mask on her face while she is sleeping
98. When she tries to confiscate their stuff lick it and then hand it to her
99. When shaking her hand, do the spit hand shake
100. Set her hair on fire
101. Set off fire works everywhere, create an irremovable swamp, and fly off on their still change broomsticksPeeves to annoy her for the rest of her lifetime and angry centaurs to attack her and carry her away!
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