AN: I just want to say thanks to everyone who reviewed my last story 101 Ways the Marauders Annoy Voldemort. Yeah and here is another 101 story. As you can tell I get really bored and like to annoy people (mainly my little brothers). Please read and review.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

The 101Unseen Ways Fred and George Annoyed Professor Umbridge

1. Dye all of her clothes neon orange

2. Put neon green polka dots all over her office

3. Draw mustaches and goatees on all of her cat pictures

4. Charm the cats to "bark" instead of "meow"

5. Turn all of the cat pictures into centaurs

6. Accidentally release snakes into her office

7. Act like Tarzan during class

8. Have "Be a half human" day

9. Play pin the tail on Professor Umbridge

10. Whenever she walks into a room, scream "OUR EYES! IT BURNS!" at the top of their lugs

11. Then her offer fashion advice

12. Insist that she doesn't dress up for Halloween she is already scary enough

13. Dress up like her for Halloween

14. Have real zombies at the Halloween party

15. Turn her hair blue

16. Give her green water that will dye her teeth

17. Rig her office door so that it plays the Care Bear theme song whenever opened

18. Sing the Pussycat Dolls' songs at 4 in the morning outside of her classroom

19. Charm the suits of armor to sing the Gummy Bear song (AN: look it up on Youtube. CAUTIONS: do not show to younger siblings they will never stop singing it!) when she walks by

20. When she enters the greenhouse have all of the plants die on the spot

21. When said plants die have them release a deadly odor

22. Turn her face purple with yellow spots

23. Answer her in only wolf howls and growls

24. Whenever she enters a room announce her by talking like Daffy Duck

25. Don't forget to spray it, don't say it when announcing

26. Have a herd of angry baboons attack her

27. Convince the house elves to go on strike

28. Then cook all of the food themselves

29. Have decorations for America's 4th of July hanged up everywhere

30. Charm the toilets to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star!"

31. Charm the D.A.D.A. books to be the real monster whenever opened

32. Ask her to open the books first

33. Wake her up every morning by cheerleading

34. Talk in a not understandable accent

35. Talk in a Scottish accent

36. Charm her voice to be really low

37. Charm her voice to sound like a frog's

38. React the new version of Pink Panther

39. Have her be the head of the Police department

40. Go on a safari with her and meet a wild lion

41. Ask her when she is getting married to Fudge

42. Ask her if they can send a love letter to Fudge from her

43. Then send a love letter to Fudge from her

44. Take her wand and give her just a regular stick from the forest so she can't cast any spells

45. Fake her out and say that there is a troll in her room

46. Then put a real troll in there later in the middle of the night

47. Give her a gift of Weasley Wizz's disguised as chocolate

48. Put on the play "A Christmas Carol"

49. Have her play Scrooge

50. Charm all of the Christmas trees to attack her

51. Sneak into her room at the middle of the night and sing songs in German

52. Only reply to her in Russian

53. Have a snow ball fight in her room

54. Acting like Count Dracula at random intervals

55. Put holes in her drinking cups

56. Give her fast acting prune pudding

57. Have a bunch of wild meat eating animals run loose in the castle

58. Have her classroom closed off by a swamp of stink bombs

59. Destroy all of her quills

60. Build a Slip 'n' Slide in her office

61. Give her ten year old teeth breaking candy

62. Have a party of giants in her room

63. Sing the pirate song at the top of their lungs

64. Do her white laundry and add a red sock so everything turns pink

65. Do her pink laundry and add a bunch of green goop into the wash to turn everything green

66. Put antlers permanently on her head

67. Hang ordainment from her antlers

68. Put really spicy hot sauce in her food

69. Have her be the crocodile on the Crocodile Hunter show

70. Give her a really bad make over

71. Color her skin a sickly green color

72. Turn her tongue blue

73. Give her a long white beard

74. Whenever she touches their assignments, have ink splatter at her face

75. Throw exploding paper planes at her

76. Throw spit balls at her

77. Put a note on her back saying, "Kick Me or Hex Me!"

78. Have the all of the portraits scream once in the middle of the night at the same time

79. Have her eat a grape that is really a red olive

80. Charm all of the brooms to fly at her and try to sweep her down the stairs

81. Put up hearts everywhere for Valentines day

82. Put up cute little bunnies and puppies pictures everywhere in the castle

83. Put her in the devil costume

84. Charm the floor tiles to give out into flames whenever she steps on them so she falls through to the pit of snakes

85. Give her a love potion that makes her fall in love with Snape

86. Predict her future as "full of much pudding and despair"

87. Pour pudding on her head

88. Have a pudding war

89. Turn her into the Easter Bunny

90. Drive a herd of three headed dogs into her class room

91. Overflow the castle with beach balls

92. Have ice cream sundaes fall on her head every five minutes

93. Turn her into a bug then attack her with fly swatters

94. Charm a meteor to hit her office

95. Charm dolls to attack her

96. Have a male stripper contest in her classroom

97. Paint a butterfly mask on her face while she is sleeping

98. When she tries to confiscate their stuff lick it and then hand it to her

99. When shaking her hand, do the spit hand shake

100. Set her hair on fire

101. Set off fire works everywhere, create an irremovable swamp, and fly off on their still change broomsticksPeeves to annoy her for the rest of her lifetime and angry centaurs to attack her and carry her away!

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