Disclaimer: i dont own kirby

Kirby's Foul Mouth

Kirby stood on a platform and began to give a speech to Lord Meta Knight. "Ahem. I want to tell you how much i would like to see you {Beep} a {Beep} with {beep} and {beep} while you {beep} and {beep} your {beep} {beep} {beep}."

Meta Knight almost had a heart attack. His lost his balance and sat on the ground, hand on his aching head. "Kirby! I cant believe someone like you could say such bad words...."

"Oh, like the way i think you should {beep} your own {beep} using only {beep} and {beep}?"

Meta Knight's eye's bulged.

"And i told Knuckle Joe he should put his {beep} up your {beep} {beep} {beep} cos it would {beep} and you'd both benefit like {beep}"

Meta Knight's jaw dropped.

"He didn't actually agree with me so i said to him why dont you just {beep} {beep} {beep}"

"....................................................................Kir..by....i...think........i should take you to a psychologist or....something..."

"No Meta Knight i'll tell you what I'd like one more time. For you to {beep} your own {beep} using only {beep} and {beep}. But while your at it, you should also use {beep} and invite 2 other people so you can all {beep} like {beep}"

Meta Knight ran over and hushed the foul creature. He whispered in Kirby's ear (?) "E-no-ugh."

Kirby broke free and said, "OH MY {beep} Meta Knight! Your being {beep} {beep}! I think you really want to use your {beep} and {beep} my {beep} {beep}!"

Meta Knight slapped his face.

My first story. yeah i know it's weird. No flames thanks.