Yo guys! This fic is actually for my friend, Asphodel Winter XD Hope you'll enjoy it! Especially you, AWe-chan! :D

Uchiha Sasuke stood at the far end of the school corridor as screaming girls could be heard from afar. He inwardly chuckled, "It's going to be hell for brother," He muttered under his breath. He took a glance at the crowd that was surrounding Uchiha Itachi.

"ITACHI! We love you!" The fan girls screamed as Itachi strolled right into the school, his million-dollar sunglasses on. His face expressed disgust and annoyance as he brushed past the girls, who were hyperventilating at the moment, "Oh, my gosh! Uchiha Itachi just touched me?!" They squealed. Itachi just rolled his eyes and walked on.

"Hey, Sasuke," Itachi winked at his younger brother as the other girls stared jealously at him.

"Why does he get all the attention?"

"He's SO mine! You can't take him!"

"Isn't that his brother?"

"I heard he's incest- and bisexual too!"

Annoying pests. Itachi shook his head as he entered the male washroom. The crowd waited outside of the room, eagerly wanting to catch his handsome face, for once. After all, he never did look straight in anyone's eye- well, except for his dear brother.

Sasuke just smirked. He liked to see how his brother's life was so troublesome and his wasn't as. Shikamaru always said that was just self-consolation, but Sasuke never did like his brother's lifestyle. Well, let's put it simply- getting chased around by stupid dumb-blondes was not very appealing to the guy.

Not that he wasn't popular or anything. In his class, he was known as the 'Itachi-substitute'. The girls fought over him and he was known for his cool demeanor. But, of course, his group of fan girls couldn't compare to Itachi's. Since Itachi was older and had a bigger cohort of students that was the same level, naturally more girls wanted a piece of him.

"Sasukeeeee!" Sakura yelled when she saw the younger Uchiha standing outside his locker. Sasuke shot her a very puzzled look and went on to Biology class. But, of course it didn't stop the very persistent pink-haired student from chasing him.

"Hi Sasuke! How are you today?" Sasuke decided to ignore the troublesome girl's words and just gave her a nod, which usually meant 'shut-up-or-I'll-have-you-killed'. Well, I hope that nod would stop her.

Oh, but he was very wrong. She continued ranting about yesterday's events. Sasuke just wished he could think up of a plan that will quickly and effectively getting rid of her. But, unlike his friend, Shikamaru Nara, he was lacking in the brains department (his mind was only good for Science and Mathematics) and no matter what he thought of, his thoughts would either turn out to be rubbish or the stupid girl would cut in, therefore losing his brilliant plan in the process.

As he entered the classroom, Yamanaka Ino glared at Haruno, at the same time complaining to Hinata that Sasuke 'should be hers and only hers', who just nodded from time to time. Hinata wasn't very interested in Sasuke. After all, she found a boyfriend in Uzumaki Naruto, who was at the moment talking to Shikamaru.

"Do you like Temari or Neji? Be honest!"

"You troublesome blonde, no, I like neither." Shikamaru sighed as he placed a bookmark in his diary. Temari and Neji were both a grade higher than them, but they always hanged out with the Nara deer and rumours have been circulating he was double-crossing the two. (Talk about possessive.) Naruto eyed the prized possession, "What's in there?"

Shikamaru raised an eyebrow, pointing to the cover, "It says 'diary' here. I didn't know you can see as well as you can hear." Sasuke lazily threw his sling bag onto his table and sat down between Uzumaki and Nara.

"Hey." Sasuke greeted his two best friends. Naruto grinned while Shika waved but the both of them were just deadlocked in their staring competition, unable to take their eyes off each other.

"Sasuke! Get that diary from him!" Naruto ordered the younger Uchiha as the latter smirked, "My pleasure," Without much trouble, he swiftly snatched the book from his best friend's hand and happily gave it to Uzumaki.

"WOAH!"

Naruto threw the book to the ground and leaned his back against the wall. It…It was terrible, horrible and… Lovesick! "Are you an imposter?!" He shouted, running around the classroom. Sasuke could hardly believe his eyes either. Well, it wasn't as terrifying as Naruto depicted it to be (or wanted it to be) but, it wasn't quite- err- Shikamaru-like.

There, on the pages of his diary, was ONE word.

He wasn't even sure if it was a word.

Ino stared at him in awe as the younger Hyuuga began to giggle. You see, the former always liked to imagine Shikamaru had a thing for her. Well, until now. There it was, it was the most prominent word that Shikamaru had written in his diary. And it was sure to haunt him for the rest of his life.

'ShikaNeji.'

It was repeated in all types of writing style- from cursive to just innocent scribbles, there you have it. ShikaNeji.

Shikamaru's eyebrow twitched ever so slightly as his other classmates just sniggered and smirked at the notebook for the whole world to see. "How could you do this to me?!" Yamanaka shouted at the genius as he stormed out of the classroom, tears stinging her eyes. Naruto smiled at Hinata, as if saying 'Yay! The bitch is gone!' Hinata just shook her head and giggled once more.

Sasuke could swear Shikamaru was going to die from embarrassment until Itachi came through the door, with their teacher (who's also Gaara's brother), Kankuro.

"Class, Itachi will be here to monitor the class for our principal." Kankuro announced. Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "Principal?" He wondered out loud. Oh right. He became student body president last semester.

Shikamaru almost immediately grabbed and closed the book the moment the older Uchiha walked past. That was close. Shikamaru heaved a sigh of relieve as he placed the book into his bag.

The three boys exchanged glances.

Oh, with Itachi here,

It's going to be clean, good fun.

Hehe. Hoped you liked it! Oh and don't worry Winter and Toxic. I'll be updating 'Thirteen Troublesome Questions' soon and upload your LavixKanda fic in no time :D In the meantime, hope you'll review and favourite! Haha. XD