Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho.

AN/ In response to The Deadliest Sin community's (thedeadliestsin . Proboards55 . com/index . cgi) prompt "Like Silk."

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The Hybrid's Guide to Miko Hunting

The Peach

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Kurama and Yusuke looked on in amusement at the scene they had unwittingly stumbled upon when they crested the stairs of the Higure shrine.

Hiei stood, bare from the waist up in the heat of the summer sun, balancing an only half-dressed Kagome on his shoulders. The hybrid maintained a perfectly innocent expression as the woman straddling his neck stretched her arms up high to reach a ripe peach hanging invitingly from a branch above her head.

Kagome's younger brother joined them, watching as his sister shimmied and grunted softly in frustration when her fingers just missed the fruit. "Why doesn't Hiei-san just jump up there and get it for her?" he asked in confusion.

Yusuke gave Kurama a devilish smirk and replied to the boy, "You should ask him when he gets over here."

Souta just crinkled his brow uncertainly. Shaking his head, he turned to go back into the house to play his video games. They heard him mumble, "Youkai are so weird."

The avatar chastised his companion, but a grin prevailed on his mouth nonetheless. A "Hold on. Almost got it!" brought their attention back to the unlikely couple under the peach tree.

As the young miko reached for the enticing fruit, her back arched suggestively. Unwittingly, her stretch pressed her hips into the back of Hiei's neck and caused the round undersides of her breasts, barely covered in the little pink bikini top she wore, to brush the top of his spiky head. The hybrid didn't seem to mind, and only tightened his hold on her bare thighs to accommodate the change, feeling the hard muscles under the smooth, silky skin.

"I can see now how Hiei was able to steal the Shadow Sword from Reikai," Yusuke chuckled as a sly smirk alighted on their friend's lips when the woman on top of him unconsciously pressed her breasts into his head. "He's a sneaky little bastard."

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