Author's Note: A large thank you to my collaborator SilverInkblot, and my other two reviewers ChesireCatwoman and AriaAlways. Also, in response to the latter's comment: Yeah, I know, but it hardly the only one of it's kind around here, is it? I'm planning on starting a REAL fan fiction for the Wheel of Time, if you want a look at my actual writing style. I do thank you for you constructive criticism!

Disclaimer: Second verse, same as the first, might get better but it can't get worse. I own nothing here but my own convoluted musings.

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