Ares- Hey people of the world, me here with last season of Fear Factor's winner, Percy Jackson!
Percy- Oh yeah, I rock the house!
Ares- Do you have any idea what you're here for?
Percy- Actually, I have no idea.
Ares- Well, you better get one because I've got some exciting news.
Percy-Exciting news?
Ares- You heard me!
Percy- Okay, Ares. What is this exciting news you have?
Ares- Just a general announcement I need to make clear to all you viewers out there.
Percy- Okay, get to the point already!
Ares- Okay, the announcement is… I have huge muscles.
Percy- Um, no duh. Now come on! There has to be something that's a little more important than your guns.
Ares- That's a first!
Percy- You're getting sidetracked here.
Ares- Oh yeah, the actual announcement… got it.
Percy- Spit it out already, I'm dying to know!
Ares- Okay, the announcement is…
-Cuts to clip-
Some announcer dude- (Voices over clips being shown from last season.)
Last season…
Almost 2,000 of you tuned in…
You saw the gross…
Ares- What we have here, is nothing but a...porta-potty! Yes, this is nothing but an over-sized outhouse!
Travis- It seems a little large for an outhouse...
Ares- Yes, because this is no ordinary porta-potty. This is a john fit for a Cyclops! It was made particularly fat Cyclops. His name is Blubose, and he has been sitting on this toilet for a few thousand decades, and he is about to come about.
You saw the gory…
Ares- Okay, here we have some boiled spider legs with a few live worms in the middle! You may start when the timer rings!
…And the just plain weird…
Bianca- Don't go blaming me!
Rachel- Uh, who else do I have to blame?
Bianca- Um...that speck of dust!
Rachel- Huh?
Bianca- The speck of dust! Right there, by your foot!
Rachel- Well, it does look suspicious...
Bianca- Guilty as charged!
Now it is time…
…To do it all again.
-Upbeat music starts playing-
FEAR FACTOR
Demigod Edition
…This Fall…
A/N- Did you really think it was over?
Stunt and character suggestions are very welcome. Note that I will not take self-inserts like I did for DGT, only characters from the book please.
See you in the fall!
~Rainy