Warning: BoyxBoy. Is it yaoi then? Cos' I don't think it is…. I prefer shounen ai… (squeals)

Author's Note: I've read a shounen-ai fic about Naruto getting paired up with Sasuke… I find it cute! Uwaaa! They are so cute together! So, as a budding fangirl, I dared myself to write a fanfic of my own! Whoosa! Well, here it is! Enjoy?? Hehehe… Leave your reviews!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto… Masashi Kishimoto does… xp

Please read my own version of the story of Naruto:

Sasuke came back after 3 years, he was 12 years old when he left Konoha. He was carried home by Naruto along with Team7 claiming that he killed Orochimaru and cleaned Itachi's name about his clan's massacre. He obtained the Mangekyou Sharingan when he was 15, because of the training he had with Itachi. Itachi now lives in Konoha with his wife Shizune and had three kids, he is now teaching in Konoha Academy. Naruto was already a Jounin that time Sasuke came back. When Naruto turned 16, Tsunade and Jiraiya got married after Akatsuki was destroyed, they put him in training for the candidacy of being the Rukodaime of Konoha (Hokage). That time Sasuke already passed the Chuunin exams and Jounin exams, he became a Jounin in the age of 17. Sakura is now a full pledge medic-nin, all the Rookie 9 are excellent Jounins. Kakashi was promoted to being an Anbu, Iruka is still a teacher of Konoha Academy and these two sensei's are living together.

Chapter 1 - Be My Sweetheart

Afternoon in Konoha, where all the ninja's of Konoha are resting, on a mission, training, and other things a ninja or a simple civilian does on a day like this. On the outskirts of the village lies a small ramen stand called The Ichiraku's. A place where the most wonderful and delicious ramen is served according to someone.

(The author looks at Naruto, said Naruto grins awkwardly…xp)

"Do you think you can do it?" asked 19 years old Sasuke Uchiha to a certain 18 years old blond ramen lover Uzumaki Naruto. The said boy just ignored the question and continued to stuff his face with noodles and soup.

"Hey, dobe. It's rude not to respond when someone is talking to you." growled the annoyed Uchiha. Naruto swallowed his food quickly and turned his head towards the older boy.

"Nani? You're talking to me? S-Sorry Sasuke… I think I did not hear you… I was busy eating ramen so… so… uhm… hehe… you know…" said boy grinned awkwardly as he scratched the back of his head.

"So… What were you saying earlier?" continued the blond shifting his attention back to his ramen and licking his lips.

Sasuke sighed and rolled his eyes, "I was just asking you to be my pretend sweetheart." said Sasuke in a bored manner, resting his elbows on the counter and placed his chin above his entwined fingers. When suddenly a bunch of kids passed by running and laughing and being Naruto, he got distracted and misheard what Sasuke said. The part he heard was:

"I was…asking you to be my… sweetheart."

'Hmmm… sweetheart… huh? d-does he mean… like a you love me, I love you thingy?! He wants me to be his BOYFRIEND?! But, he asked so casually! It would be better if it was romantic type of asking where the place is… Huh? What am I thinking?? Wait, back to the topic, don't tell me Sasuke is GAY??'

Naruto choked at this and incidentally sputtered ramen towards Sasuke. Good thing it landed on Sasuke's shirt and not his face.

"What is wrong with you, dobe!" yelled Sasuke, standing up quickly and looked at what's on his shirt in disgust.

"Wha- I'm sorry! So sorry!" Naruto grabbed a table napkin and hurriedly cleaned the gunk off Sasuke's shirt. So as not to stain.

Sasuke wanted to back away, but seeing Naruto's flustered face up close and those clumsy, tanned hands moving up and down on his chest intent on cleaning the mess was a thing he reconsidered to think twice.

After the blonde was done, he quietly sat back down on his seat grumbling as he did so. Naruto sat down too, tilted his head, looked at Sasuke in a confused manner and unexpectedly formed a slight blush that grazed his whiskered cheeks. Sasuke stared back with a raised eyebrow.

'Hn. He's cute when he looks like that…Especially those whisker-like scars…. Huh? What did I just say in my thoughts? Naruto is cute? What? Ugh… I think my mind is messed up. It's all the blonds fault! He's rubbing off on me!'

Naruto saw Sasuke's frown deepened.

"You're angry? I'm sorry. I was shocked. I don't know what to say." asked Naruto, looking hesitant and nervous as he looked down on his knees cutting Sasuke's inner ranting inside his mind.

'Huh? Wha-'

"I mean, you're my best friend and the closest person to me. I mean, you're a guy… I'm a guy- and the feelings I have for you is…" twiddling his fingers that are currently resting on his lap, fumbling over his answer.

"What actually are you saying, dobe?" interrupted Sasuke, Naruto looked at him dumbfounded.

"Huh? You asked me to be your sweetheart, remember? You want me to be your boyfriend. But, were both guys… Could it be possible? However, since Kakashi and Iruka sensei are living together now. blah… blah…blah…"

Sasuke's eyebrows twitched. All he can think of now is to punch the lights out of this idiot who is currently in front of him. However, he can't help but let his famous Uchiha Smirk™ form in his thin yet so kissable lips.

(A/N: …sigh….)

"Who said I want you to be my girlfriend?" said Sasuke in an irritated tone.

"You did not? I thought I heard you asking me to be your-"

"I did not, baka dobe!" spat Sasuke.

'Moron! That moron did not listen to me again! It's a mistake for asking him about it!'

Sasuke mentally slapped himself while Naruto huffed and after a few seconds realized that the Uchiha just called him 'dead last' and 'stupid' in one sentence.

"Take that back, teme!" yelled Naruto after he registered the information inside his brain. Pointing at the stoic Uchiha accusingly and severely.

"Make me, usuratonkachi." came Sasuke's comeback crossing his arms above his chest and raised his head to glare at the now standing and fuming blond.

"Teme!" screamed Naruto as he threw a punch towards the Uchiha. Sasuke calmly dodged it and also stood up knocking his chair in the process. While standing up, he did not notice that Naruto threw another punch and hit him straight on his pale cheeks.

"Ugh." Sasuke was taken aback, he quickly regained his posture and quick as a lightning, appeared behind the blond and kicked his behind. It sent a disgruntled mass of yellow and orange on the ground.

"Wargh!" falling face first on the solid ground. He quickly hoisted himself up and the two got into their fighting stances. Ready to kill.

"Could you two take your businesses somewhere? You're scaring customers away from my shop!"

The two ninja turned their heads to the speaker, it's the owner of the ramen shop.

"Ah! Obaa-san! Gomenasai! " Naruto bowed his head and scratched the back of his head out of habit.

"Hn. Whatever, I need some air." And with that, the pissed off Uchiha left his payment on the counter and walked away.

"Eh?! Wa- wait! Darn it!" cursed Naruto as he quickly slurped the remaining scraps of his 10th bowl of ramen and also left his payment on the table beside Sasuke's. Grumbling about not having free food today and quickly dashed outside when he bumped into someone.

"Watch where you're going, usuratonkachi."

"Eh? Sasuke-teme? I thought you left already."

"I only told you that I needed air. Not leaving." said Sasuke bluntly.

"Oh."

"Hn. Let's go."

"OKAY!"

They walked down the road in silence, well, not actually since the most unpredictable hyperactive ninja is whistling the closing theme of "Powerpuff Girls". Hands behind his back and eyes gazing above the clouds, Naruto did not notice that Sasuke stopped walking. Resulting to a second time around collision with Sasuke.

"What the heck, teme?!" screamed Naruto covering his hurt nose from the collision.

"Hn, and you call yourself a ninja." sneered Sasuke. Naruto stuck his tongue out and huffed as he crossed his arms. "You know what? You are such a prick!" yelled the blond to the raven, glaring, while the stoic one just raised his eyebrows.

They continued to walk while the loud ninja, as usual, are blabbering about things like how easy their earlier C-rank mission and what a genius the inventor of ramen is. Sasuke just 'hn'-ed or grunts in reply which is enough for Naruto to know the Uchiha is listening to him. The two arrived on the fork road, one leads to Naruto's apartment while the other one leads to the Uchiha's compound.

"Well, we're here." said Sasuke.

"Hey, what were you actually saying earlier, teme?"asked Naruto.

"Nothing, dobe."

"You did! Now spill!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Hn. Alright. Come over to my house tonight." grumbled Sasuke and walked towards the direction of the Uchiha's.

"You mean I can sleep over at your house?" shouted Naruto to the raven. Sasuke just raised his hand and put it back again inside his pocket. Naruto took it as a yes.

Evening, inside the Uchiha's mansion. The atmosphere of the place is different from the usual peaceful one, because as of tonight the Konoha's most unpredictable ninja is sleeping over at the house of the Konoha's no. 1 ninja prodigy. All things are still the same eventually, but the stillness was disturbed by a sudden loud cry.

"Aaaw! No fair!" cried the blond as the raven beats him with a fire special attack combo. They were playing "Guilty Gear" on Sasuke's PS3.

"Now you know you're inferior to me." said Sasuke.

"Another round! I am so gonna kick you're ass this time, teme!"

"Hn." Sasuke smirked. 'Hn. Already 18, but still so childish…'

After 10 wins and 5 loses (Sasuke) and 5 wins and 10 loses (Naruto), they decided to watch a movie. Seated on the living room couch, Sasuke and Naruto watched comfortably.

Naruto shot out his fist on the air, "Wohoo! Yeah! Did you see that, teme? I rock!" a shout of glee came from Naruto as he watched himself on action inside their movie when they were 12 years old, it was about how Team 7 rescued the princess of the Snow Country, Princess Fuun (an actress that is a real princess actually) from the clutches of her evil uncle.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, why did he let the dobe choose the movie that they will watch tonight? He eyed the movie in a bored manner and pouted. Well, for your information, Sasuke Uchiha don't pout it's more of a Naruto persona, but what Sasuke is doing now resembles pouting, okay, I give up, he's brooding, but anyways, enough about that, what he really wanted to watch was a horror movie but to make Naruto stop all the irritating nagging and the puppy eyes that he find so hard to resist and so adorable (Sasuke: What?) he had to say yes. After an hour and a half of watching, Naruto who is still a bundle of energy turned to Sasuke.

"Ne, teme! Can you tell it to me now?" grinning wildly as he rocked from side to side on the couch with his legs crossed. "After we clean this mess up." replied Sasuke standing up with a garbage bag on his hand. Naruto scanned the living room, there were packs of chips and empty cups of ramen on the living room table, some scattered potato chips on the floor, a pack of green tea flavored Pocky (A/N: must be Sasuke's) and two empty glasses of juice.

Naruto scrunched up his nose, "Okay…But after this, spill!" standing up to get the broom and proceeded to quickly sweep the floor.

After, cleaning and washing the dishes (they had dinner before the movie), the two were now standing in the living room again.

"Teme!"

"What?" replied Sasuke, annoyed. All this shouting makes his ears hurt.

"What "what"? You know what I want!"

Sasuke glared at Naruto.

"Tsk. Come with me."

Sasuke walked towards his room, Naruto followed compliantly. Sasuke's room is very large and ornamented with a cream colored cashmere carpet that has the Uchiha symbol printed on it covering the whole floor, he has things that rich persons have on their bedroom and most importantly, it's so clean and organized. If I were you, I would gasp at the sight but Naruto did not since he always comes by at Sasuke's house, he's used to it.

"Heh. You're still such a neat-freak. Now what, teme?" asked the blonde. Sasuke just calmly sat on one of his large dark blue beanbags, legs and arms crossed and signaled at the blond to come closer. Naruto huffed and walked towards the raven and chose to lie down on the cozy carpet instead of sitting on the other beanbag. Propping himself up with his elbows and resting his head between his palms, he waited for the raven to speak.

Without further ado, Sasuke started.

"I want you to act as my pretend sweetheart."

Naruto's eyes grew bigger, "EH?"

"I said, I want you to be my pretend sweetheart." repeated Sasuke.

"No, what I mean is, what?"

"Oh. Hn. At any rate, you can do that transformation jutsu right?"

"My Henge-No-Jutsu? What about it?"

"You'll use that if you're going to act as my girlfriend."

"But, why do you want me to? I mean you can always choose randomly a real girl out there."

Sasuke stared at the blonde in disbelief.

"Don't you know what will happen if it's a real one? They'll attack her."

"So, you're implying I'm not real?"

"Idiot, no. What I mean is, it's just a jutsu, a trick, not a real one. In reality, you're a boy and no one can hurt someone who does not exist right?"

Naruto stared at him.

"Ugh, don't ask anymore questions. You're too stubborn to understand."

Naruto scratched his head and grinned.

"Okay, okay. But, can I ask you one question?"

Sasuke rubbed his temples and sighed.

"What is it?" irritated.

"Why?" asked the blonde.

"You're the only one I can think of to do this."

"What I mean is, why do this thing?"

Sasuke's Sharingan eyes activated, what Naruto saw was, the usual stoic face of Sasuke are twitching with exasperation. Oops, did he just ask a wrong question? He saw an angry vein throbbing in Sasuke's head and the usual passive expression changed to those of panic-stricken ones, Naruto shivered.

"I had enough! I want them to leave me alone! NOW!" yelled Sasuke suddenly clenching his fists. Naruto's brows furrowed, and before he can ask his question what Sasuke meant, he already got his answer.

"I can't take it anymore! Those love sick girls! They've become dangerous! The stalking turned to assaulting! They've become more rabid than rabbits in heat! Even the hidden fan boys I have are now openly out! I can't believe I have fan boys! What the heck is wrong with them! I am NOT GAY! As if they have a chance on me! Everytime I went out, those "fans" chase me! Corner me! Then propose to me! Try seducing me! And things desperate people do! They even fight and drag me into it. I can't even hurt them since the spiteful Hokage give me a direct order not to hurt them! Does she want them to kill me?! Curse those revolting fan girls and fan boys!" Sasuke finished his long complaint with a lungful of air. Blinking his just activated Sharingan away.

"Wha-Hey! Calm down Sasuke! Inhale. Exhale. Breathe. Breathe. That's it." Naruto sat beside the panting Uchiha and even though he's still frightened from the sudden hysteric outburst he bravely patted the raven's back soothingly.

'Heh. Now I know why every time we have no missions, Sasuke is tired and pissed the next day. Especially when it's holidays like Valentines. Haha... Boy, Sasuke sure looks like hell back then!' thought Naruto smiling from the memory.

Sasuke sighed.

"Hn. Sorry for the sudden outburst earlier." Sasuke apologized in a very direct manner. Naruto was shocked to hear the Uchiha apologize, must be that the bastard's mind is not working properly now.

"Nah… It's fine!" Naruto draped his arm over Sasuke's shoulders, Sasuke instantly looked away making his bangs cover his slightly flushed cheeks. Why is he blushing anyway?

"You really want them to leave you alone? I don't know Sasuke… hehe… Maybe you'll regret this since you'll be missing them because no one now would stalk around following your arrogant I'm-cooler-than-you butt everywhere." Naruto laughed, and suddenly jerked away when Sasuke elbowed him.

"Hey, what was that for?!" yelled Naruto wincing as he touched his aching side.

"It's for making fun of me."

Naruto glared daggers at Sasuke and pouted.

"You're such a teme, I won't help you then! Hmph!" Naruto huffed and turned his back away from Sasuke.

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe after hearing my proposition, you'll change your mind." Sasuke smirked with confidence.

Naruto scowled and turned around to face Sasuke who is sitting arrogantly on the large beanbag with legs crossed.

"Hmph! And what makes you think that I'll change my decision?" asked the blonde. Feeling more irritated when Sasuke's smirk turned into a conniving sneer.

"Oh, I don't know." replied Sasuke tauntingly.

"Maybe I'll just only treat you to a free all-you-can-eat-ramen twice a week and I'll even throw in that red fox toy plushy you saw last week on one of the shops here in Konoha. That is, if you agree on my request."

Naruto's eyes bulged after hearing what Sasuke just said. WHAT?! AN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-RAMEN TWICE A WEEK AND SASUKE'S THE ONE WHO WILL PAY FOR ALL OF IT? It's a dream come true! Naruto can't help as he imagined himself eating all those ramen and glomping that oh-so adorable plushy. Sasuke smirked as he looked at the blond who is currently in "Never Never Land" and drooling. The dobe is just so easy to persuade.

"Hn. So, what's your answer now, dobe? "

Naruto eyed him and then broke into a wide ecstatic grin.

"Yes! Of course, teme!" came the instant reply.

"Now, let's go to sleep. It's already late." Sasuke stated as he glanced towards his Shuriken-shaped wall clock, it's already 11:30 and Team 7 still have to do a short debriefing about their successful mission tomorrow.

Naruto nodded and stood up. He yawned and stretched, revealing the two pointy canines and exposing his whisker-like scars on each side of his cheeks that helps giving him that foxy appearance. He rubbed his sleepy eyes and blinked at Sasuke. He smiled warmly to his rival/bestfriend before heading towards the guest room. Sasuke stopped him by grabbing his hand.

"Eh? What's wrong, teme?" asked Naruto innocently, turning around to face the raven.

Sasuke blushed and after a millinanosecond. (A/N: I don't know where I got this term.) Sasuke's face quickly changed to his normal stoic one. 'Did- did Sasuke just blush??' thought Naruto.

Sasuke gazed down making his bangs cover his eyes and making it hard for Naruto to see his expression. Naruto started to get confused. Sasuke sure is weird tonight, asking him about that pretend thingy, then that deals, and the stopping, and the blushing, and the holding hands…

HOLDING HANDS??

Naruto immediately shot his gaze downwards where his own hand lay and there it was.

Sasuke is holding his hands.

'Wha- thump...the- thump… my heart's beating- thump…thump… so fast... thump… What's going on? Tha-thump… tha-thump… tha-thump…'

Naruto swallowed hard and started having a cold sweat.

"Sa-Sasuke? Uhm, can I have my hand back?" asked Naruto trying to sound calm as he bit his lower lip due to his uneasiness.

Sasuke looked at him and gently let go of Naruto. He then lifted his own index finger to his lips and started nibbling it.

"ynnnn…cnn slnnn in…. mm rmmm…" Sasuke said, his hand were in the way so his words were muffled out.

"Huh??" asked Naruto, leaning towards Sasuke to hear what the Uchiha just said. Sasuke glared with pure irritation but withdrew his hand and spoke once again.

"I said, you can sleep in my room." arms now crossed and looking rather bored.

"Eh? Is that it? Of course! I gladly accept! You know, it's rare for you to let me sleep on your bed. I promise I won't drool on it this time!" Naruto said who is already walking towards the raven's room.

"Wait a minute Naruto. Who said you'll be sleeping on my bed?"

After hearing this, Naruto quickly turned around, eyes growing larger with his mouth agape.

"WHAT?? Where would I sleep then??" shouted Naruto.

Sasuke sniggered.

"Huh? What are you laughing at?" Naruto started to pout with his hands resting on his waist.

"Hn. Idiot. I'm just teasing you." Sasuke smirked.

"Oh yeah?!" after that, Naruto started to run towards Sasuke's room.

"I got dibs on the right side of the bed!!" Naruto yelled happily. Sasuke just smirked.

"Dobe."And with that, Sasuke chased after Naruto.

-Owari-

Author's Note:

Whoosa! my first fanfic… Hahaha! Anyways, reviews! Inspire me to write more! (grins) Sorry for the wrong grammars... If there is... Ja ne!