"Mmm! Delicious!" Kuwabara said happily, eating some clams. The rest of the people agreed. Yukina smiled. She was glad her friends had liked her cooking.

Keiko looked around, and didn't see Yusuke.

"Hey, where's Yusuke?" she asked everyone. Shizuru shrugged.

"More likely in the bathroom," came Kurama's response. Keiko did a mushroom sigh before eyeing Kuwabara.

"Kuwabara, do you know where Yusuke is?" Before Kuwabara could answer, in came in Yusuke. He had a perverted grin on his face. Keiko and Botan stared at him funny.

"Yusuke, what's up?" Botan asked, sipping some tea. His grin got wider.

"OK, who wears cheetah-patterned thongs?" he asked eagerly. Everyone but Yukina nearly choked as Yusuke held up the, uhh... cheetah-patterned thong.

"W-what?!" Keiko asked after breathing deeply. Yusuke pointed an accusing finger at Botan in a playful way.

"Botan, do you wear thongs?"

SLAP!!

Yusuke held his cheeks. Keiko and Botan had both slapped them hard across the face. He rubbed his cheeks.

"OK, ow. Obviously Botan doesn't wear thongs... Keik- I dare you to fuckin' ask me that question, Yusuke Urameshi!" Keiko threatened, cutting Yusuke off. He sweat dropped.

"All right... We can cross off Keiko on the list of thong-owners..." Yusuke looked at the two remaining girls with hopeful eyes.

"Man, if Yukina is the one that wears thongs- Yusuke, I will get JJ to fuckin' castrate your ass if you even think of my sister like that," Hiei's angered voice told Yusuke in his thoughts. Yusuke sighed and then got a mental image from Yukina in a thong.

"Yusuke, is this what you wanted?" Yukina asked him in an innocent voice. Yusuke nodded and grinned pervertedly as he stood up.

"That's ex-ac-tly what I wanted, Ice Baby."

Hiei stood up and tackled Yusuke to the ground. He grabbed Yusuke's throat and gripped it so hard that his hand was starting to turn a white color. Even whiter than Hiei's pale skin!

"I warned you!" Hiei snarled. Yusuke had foam coming out of his mouth. Yukina gasped and ran to them. She tried to make Hiei stop by grabbing onto his arms and pleading.

When that didn't work, she put him in a headlock.

"LET HIM GO!!" Yukina screeched. Everyone stared in awe at Yukina being so strong. Hiei immediately let Yusuke go.

"OK!! OW, DAMMIT!!" Yukina let Hiei go and patted his head.

"Thank you for listening, Brother," she told him.

"Where in the hell did you learn that?!" Hiei, Kuwabara, and Kurama asked her. She shrugged.

"Well, I am related to Hiei. That's one. Another is I see fighting all the time, either on the television or when Team Urameshi was fighting in the Dark Tournament. Oh, and the other is that JJ- Aww, dammit," Hiei said in a depressed voice, cutting off his twin.

Yusuke blinked and shuddered.

"Of course JJ would teach Yukina how to fight and/or defend herself," he thought bitterly. Then he remembered something and he pointed to Shizuru in a disgusted way.

"You're the thong-wearer!" he accused. Both the Kuwabaras stood up angrily.

"What the fuck, Urameshi?!" Kuwabara hollered.

"Likewise!" Shizuru screeched. "I'd never wear a thong!" Yusuke sighed annoyingly.

"Well, someone's lyin'," he announced, looking deep in thought. "Shizuru, I think it's you."

"Oh geez, thongs suck! They ride up your ass-crack and it sucks!" Shizuru complained. Yusuke, Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara's eyes widened in shock.

"You honestly think any of us wanna know that, Woman?!" Kurama and Hiei shouted simultaneously. Kuwabara smacked them.

"Don't be sayin' shit about my sister!" he warned. Hiei growled at him.

"Hey, who wants to 'fess up about the underwear?" Yusuke asked irritabely, holding up the pair and stretching it out with his fingers.

"Yusuke, don't they belong to you?" a familiar sarcastic voice asked. Yusuke and Hiei groaned.

"Hi JJ," Yukina greeted as JJ walked into the dining room. JJ looked at Yusuke with a funny look.

"I'm not jokin'. I thought you wore dumb stuff like that." Yusuke's eye twitched.

"Do you own any thongs?" he asked, holding up the thong up high. JJ grunted.

"That's fuckin' sick, idiota! Besides, I wouldn't touch those if I were you," she warned. Yusuke laughed idiotically.

"Why? Do you know who owns these?" he asked. Everyone in the room turned to look at JJ. She shrugged.

"I have an idea on who might own 'em, so put them dooown." Yusuke stuck his tongue out at her as he sniffed the thong.

"Mmm!" JJ looked like she was ready to puke, and she never pukes!

"Yusuke, no joke, no lie. Put that damn thing down!" Yusuke shook his head.

"Nah..." Then, someone knocked on the door, and everyone turned to see who might be at the door.

"Who is it?" JJ called out.

"The fuckin' pizza man. WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS?!" JJ shrugged.

"The pizza man?" she guessed. Botan shot her a dirty look as she opened the door. In came in Genkai, and she looked pissed.

"Hey Grandma!" Yusuke greeted happily. Genkai flipped him off.

"All right, I'm trying to- Oh, there they are!" Genkai snatched the thong from Yusuke. "I need them for tonight." Yusuke's chocolate brown eyes widened in horror.

"I warned ya," JJ said, shrugging. Yusuke winced as Genkai left the room, thong in hand. Hiei, Kuwabara, and Kurama looked at Yusuke, who turned a green color.

"That was- I held them- I sniffed them!" Yusuke stuttered. JJ snickered before busting out laughing, as well as the rest of the people, other than Yusuke.

"Oh God!" Yusuke ran out the room, gagging. "That's fuckin' SICK!!" Then, vomiting noises were heard.

"Oh God..." Hiei muttered. JJ shook her head. This was a loooooooong day.

Well, this was interesting. Huh. Well, I did warn Yusuke about the thong-thing. But he never listens. (shrugs)

So, want this story to be completed, or do you want this to be continued, peoples? I'm leavin' it all up to you... So, review! :3 BYYYYYYYE!!