Title: "Screaming Eagles"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: G
Summary: Miami, FL, where the buffalo poop, the eagles scream, and the Presidents . . .
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: Dorothy, Rose, Sophia, Blanche, and the Golden Girls are & TM their respective owners, not the author, and are used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.

"Dorothy?" Rose laughed. "She'd never go in for it! My Charlie may have been able to make a buffalo poop, but Dorothy can make Abe Lincoln pee!"

Sophia cracked a proud, but amused, grin. "Yup. That's my Pussy cat all right!"

Blanche laughed so hard she had to hold her sides.

The End