A/N just got bored on day so I decided to write a quick story. I didn't pour my heart into this or anything, in fact it only took a few minuets to write, but reviews are still welcome!

Patrick Buys a Watch

Patrick Star wandered into the watch store on Kelp Street. He was looking for a watch when he entered it. He looked absently around the store, and then saw the person behind the counter.

"How can I help you today?" the employee asked with a bored expression on his face.

"I'm looking for a… Uhhhh…"

"A watch?" finished the employee.

"Watch what?" Patrick asked.

"Are you looking for a watch?" the fish said impatiently.

"I don't get it…" Patrick Replied stupidly.

The fish behind the counter was becoming irritated by this point.

"Sir, are you here to purchase a wrist watch?" He said slowly and clearly.

Patrick looked down at his pink flabby wrist, and stared at it for a long period of time. The fish who worked at the store watched Patrick for a minuet, then casually walked away.

3 hours later

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." The employee told Patrick.

Patrick was still staring at his wrist.

"SIR!" shouted the fish. Patrick suddenly snapped out of his trance.

"Well you don't have to yell, I'm right here" He said, putting his hands on his hips.

"The stores closing buddy, time for you to go now."

"But I need a watch!" Patrick said eagerly.

"Ok then which one do you want?" replied the fish, pointing to the display case.

"Which what do I want?"

"Watch"

"Watch What?"

"Which watch?"

"Which watch what?"

"Which watch do you want?"

"What watch?"

The fish glared at Patrick, "Never mind, just please get out of the store." he said.

"But I need a watch!" Patrick replied.

"Aargh!" screamed the worker. "Just go over there to that display case, and pick out a watch," he said pointing.

"Oh ok," Patrick said grinning.

"How much does this one cost?" asked Patrick.

"That's 40.00," said the fish impatiently.

"How much is that one?" He said pointing to a different watch.

"30.00," came the reply.

"How much is that one?" Patrick asked in the same monotone voice he had used on the last two watches.

"24.99"

"How much is that one?"

"Hey, are you going to ask that for every watch in the store?

"Yes." Patrick answered shortly.

"Will you just pick one already?

"Ok, that one," Patrick said, without indicating which watch he was talking about.

"Which one?" asked the clerk excitedly.

"Which what?" Patrick replied.

"Which watch?"

"Which watch what?"

The clerk slapped his forehead. "Which watch do you want to buy?

"Oh," Patrick said, finally understanding. "That one." He still didn't point to the one he wanted.

"Which one?"

"Which one what?

"Which watch!?"

"That one please" he said, still no indication of which one he was talking about.

"WHICH ONE!?" the employee screamed at Patrick.

"What?"

"Sir, will you please point to the watch you want to buy?" Said the fish. He was grinding hit teeth together, and you could clearly see a vain sticking out in his head. Patrick pointed to a silver watch that gleamed in the florescent store lighting. The clerk silently rejoiced that he had finally chosen a watch.

"Ok that will be 35.00" said the employee.

Patrick searched through his pockets for a good five minuets. He drew out, A paper clip, Lint, a wrench, a flower pot, and some old gummy bears, but no money.

"Don't you have any money?!"

"No." Patrick said. The clerk was fuming now.

"GET OUT OF MY STORE!!" He yelled at Patrick.

"Ok." Patrick replied.

Patrick walked down the street, and made a left turn, he wasn't really sure where he was going. When he came to another intersection, he turned left again, and when he came to the intersection of Kelp and Coral street, he turned left onto Kelp street. Eventually he came to a watch store, when he looked into the window, he saw a very familiar fish standing in there behind the counter, so he decided to walk in and look for a watch.

A/N I don't know if this is clear, but Patrick ended up in the same store he was just in because he made like four lefts. I hope it was clear though. This is my first ever Sopngebob FanFic, so please take 30 seconds and review!