It's here! The double-length finale is here! Read with pride! This took many an hour to get down onto paper.

Thank you to all my reviewers who took time to stop and speak their opinions!

I'm warning you, though; It's a huge leg with onslaught of Humor, gunfire action, Grenade experiencing, Test taking, Shopping, Mole-slaying, Foot racing, taxi driving fun!

What do you get when you race with a plumber, penguin and three psychics?

Chaos.

"Previously, on The Extra Smashy Amazing Race, 13 teams set off on a race around the world! The race began at Smashville!"

"GO!" Yelled Master Hand..

"And it went across the planet! Along the way, alliances were made…"

"Say, let's join forces! Let's aid one another!" Explained Lucario.

"…Deal! It's a great idea!" Replied Lucas.

"…As well as some rivalries!"

"We're not losing to you nerd-bags!" Grunted Pikachu as he tackled Mr. Game & Watch head on.

King Dedede punched Captain Falcon right in the jaw.

"And along the journey, 10 teams were eliminated at the different pit stops!"

"Peach and DK…"

"Link and Ganondorf…"

"Meta-Knight and Jigglypuff…"

"Meowth and Wobbufett…"

"R.O.B. and Falcon…"

"Leon and Samus…"

"Quinn and Kirby…"

"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch…"

"Snake and Pikachu…"

"Yoshi and Olimar…" Said Koopa, "You are the last team to arrive. And I'm sorry to say, you have been eliminated from the race."

"The Race began in Kokiri Forest, where teams collected Rupees to go onward!"

"C'mon, c'mon Lucario!" Yelled Victor.

"Team Link and Ganondorf, who were second-last at the time, took the first Fast Forward!"

"…Let's use this Fast Forward!" Cheered Link, "We're good fighters, and we're near last at the moment!"

"…And it proved to be useful, landing them in fifth place!"

"Link and Ganondorf, you are team number five!" Said Master Hand.

"Team DK and Peach proved to be too slow and uncoordinated to race, and were eliminated first!"

"Thank god you two are out, you guys suck!" Said Master Hand.

"Teams then headed for Peach's castle, where King Dedede and Lucas got first place for the second time in only two legs!"

"King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number one!" Said Master Hand.

"And R.O.B. and Captain Falcon accidentally left their bags in a taxi! Forced to go search for them at the taxi rank, which was 15 miles away, they were left behind!"

"NUUUUEZ!" Screamed Falcon.

"Fortunately, they found their bags and someone willing to take them to Peach's castle! It ended up a race to the second pit stop, between teams Link and Ganondorf, R.O.B. and Falcon, Meowth and Wobbufett, and Ness and Mr. Game & Watch! In the very end, Link and Ganondorf were eliminated second, and went down in Smashy Amazing Race history as the team that made the biggest Drop in Placing!"

"Next, teams went to nearby Yoshi Valley, a canyon that was in the famous game, Mario Kart 64! Quinn and Kirby surged to first place, after being second the first two legs!"

"Quinn and Kirby, you are team number one!" Exclaimed Master Hand.

"The first Yield/U-Turn of the race appeared! And Quinn and Kirby had yielded Snake and Pikachu! And as the team sat there, they forged a hatred for one another!"

"Snake, I hate you," Said Pikachu angrily.

"And I hate you too." Replied Snake.

"However, it was not them who were eliminated, but Meta Knight and Jigglypuff, and Meowth and Wobbufett! That was the first ever double-elimination leg of all-time!"

"Well Jiggs and Meta Knight, you two are the last team to arrive at this yield and you've been ELIMINATED!!! Hahaha, fools! We forgot to mention that there is a double-elimination because there was an extra team!" Yelled Crazy Hand who had a spasm.

"On the fourth leg, the race improved dramatically! …And Quinn and Kirby dropped to fifth place after coming first last leg! Also, Yoshi and Olimar took the second Fast Forward of the Race! And because of their decision, they ended up in first place on that leg! In addition, King Dedede and Lucas, Snake and Pikachu, and R.O.B. and Falcon faced off to avoid being eliminated! R.O.B. and Falcon were last…"

"You are the last team to arrive." Said Master Hand. "However! This is a NON-elimination round!"

"…But were given a reprieve!" Said Koopa, "On the Fifth Leg, a Double-length, teams set out to Poshley Heights! Here, Samus and Leon were forced down with the back running teams, after Victor and Lucario foiled them!"

"We're almost completely in the very back!" Said an indignant Samus. "We're only ahead of two teams!"

"And Victor and Lucario went on, far ahead of half the teams! And their enthusiasm brought them to first Place! Samus and Leon, who were the victims of Victor and Lucario's scheming, got eighth Place!"

"Victor and Lucario, you're team number one!" Said Koopa.

"Falcon and R.O.B. were out bagged by Samus and Leon, and were ultimately eliminated!" Said Koopa. "On Leg 6, the remaining 8 teams were encouraged that they were halfway through the race! They intersected for the one and only time for the race!"

"Wanna intersect, ol' buddy?" Asked Victor to Quinn.

"You two, you're with us." Said Mewtwo, beckoning Yoshi and Olimar.

"Want to team up?" Questioned Lucas.

"Sure." Replied Pikachu.

"We refuse to work with these…these…Hooligans!" Said Samus, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch playing Blackjack.

"And Tensions rose between the two dead-last intersected teams, Ness and Game & Watch and Samus and Leon! Once they reached Onett, however, Ness' memory power prevailed over Samus and Leon's wickedness! Samus and Leon were the sixth team eliminated!

"Next, teams went to Hyrule Kingdom for the seventh Leg! Here, Ness and Mr. Game & Watch shot up the ranks and landed in fourth place out of seven remaining teams!"

"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you're team number FOUR!" Said Koopa.

"And it came down to Snake and Pikachu and Yoshi and Olimar. The rivals strategically sacrificed all their bags and headed for the pit stop! This nudged Yoshi and Olimar into last!"

"Yoshi and Olimar, you are the last team to arrive." Said Koopa.

"…But, they were given the second and final non-elimination! Teams found the race getting harder and harder, every leg as the Top 7 braved on to Leg 8! Teams passed Mushroom city, and went into Luigi's Mansion!"

"Augh," Screamed Luigi, "This mansion's filled with ghosts!"

"Here, Ness and Game & Watch made an alliance to eliminate Mewtwo and Luigi! The plan only worked halfway—Mewtwo and Luigi still made it, getting fifth out of seven! Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, however, landed in first for their only time!"

"You are…team number…ONE!!!" Said Koopa.

"And Quinn and Kirby quit after their humiliating defeat!"

"Well I quit!" Said Quinn loudly. "This Race has messed me up!"

"The Six remaining teams went to Dreamland next, and Snake and Pikachu used the final Fast Forward to get first! Dedede and Lucas snuck into second due to Dedede's familiarity with the area! The other four teams raced for the mat! Victor and Lucario waited for their smoking penalty to tick down. Mewtwo and Luigi and Victor and Lucario claimed third and fourth, leaving Yoshi and Olimar and Ness and G&W!"

Yoshi kicked Ness off the mat by a few inches.

"…But Ness and Mr. Game & Watch were unfortunately eliminated!"

"Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, you are the last team to arrive." Said Koopa, "And I'm sorry to say, you have been eliminated from the race."

Tears welled up in Ness' eyes.

"We went from, First place to Sixth, or last," Said Ness weakly. "At least we stayed around for a long while. And besides, we even won a leg, that's good. The best thing is, we had a good time racing."

"On the 10th leg, teams braved through the tunnels in Distant Planet! The Final Five teams bickered amongst one another, and even some teams had inter-team arguing!"

"Just get inside." Blurted out Lucario blatantly. "It's annoying having to do this with you enough, but when you go on and on about obvious things, it's like hell being with you!"

"Fine," Snapped Victor, "I was trying to bond with you by signing us up on this race, that's why I really wanted to do this, but you're being a jerk!"

"And, the question of how Victor got on the show in the first place was finally revealed through an argument!"

"You also just wanted to do it for the publicity," Sighed Lucario, "You revised the team lists to where you and your stupid ferret friend got on the show! This was supposed to be a Smasher-only TV show!"

"And team Yoshi and Olimar finally won a second leg! Victor and Lucario got second by three and a half minutes! Mewtwo and Luigi bickered as they went further and further down the tunnel, while Snake and Pikachu learned to co-operate with each other! These two teams ended up being the last two, and fought for Second-last! But at the last second, Luigi landed on the mat and forced Snake and Pikachu out from the race!"

"Team Snake and Pikachu, you are the last team to arrive," Said Koopa. "And I'm sorry to say, you have been eliminated, from the race."

"Well…" Sighed Pikachu, bloody and in tears. "We got to be in Ten whole legs, and we got Fifth Place. We even won a leg. But most importantly, We gained our friendship back."

"On the 11th and Second last leg, The Four remaining teams hopped on different planes to Corneria! Dedede and Lucas and Mewtwo and Luigi arrived first, leaving the other two teams far behind! Victor and Lucario got held up in their fierce arguments, leaving them in the bottom for most of the leg!"

"I keep bringing it up because you keep forgetting our money, too!" Said Victor.

"How the hell does that have anything to do with my contacts?" Asked Lucario, in rage.

"BECAUSE IT DOES!" Said Victor.

"I swear I'm going to become president and ban all teens from the U.S." Grumbled Lucario. "They're all so stupid!"

"What does it take to shut you up?!" Yelled Victor.

"That's what I've been asking you!" Said Lucario.

Victor thought about that.

"I want an ipod." Said Victor.

Lucario bought one and killed Victor with it.

"I didn't mean kill me!" Said Victor, dying.

"And then teams flew to Yoshi's Island, for the remainder of the leg! Here, all the teams were reunited with one another, and it became a battle to be in the Finalist Three, as teams sculled hot sauce on the roadblock!"

"I can't take this!!!" Screamed Victor after swallowing an entire Gallon whole, "It's flipping HOT!"

"And Dedede performed this Roadblock, because Lucas got knocked out in an incident! He did so well on the Roadblock, that he brought his team up…"

"Team King Dedede and Lucas, you're team number one!" Said Koopa. "You're finally first again!"

"…Much to Mewtwo and Luigi's depression!"

"But…but…" Said Luigi as he broke down crying.

"We sung my song! We even made team shirts!" Said Mewtwo angrily. "…With a psychic plumber on the front!"

"Team Mewtwo and Luigi," Said Koopa, "You are team number Two!"

"And in the very end, it was finally Yoshi and Olimar and Victor and Lucario again! But after a long and dreary battle, The Martial Artists came out on top, being the third team in the Final Three!"

"Victor and Lucario made their way through the race generally respecting one another deeply, and because of their bond for one another and their great combination, it propelled them to the final three!"

"Mewtwo and Luigi Began the Race as a weak team, however, as they raced longer and longer, they ended up becoming strong racers and wound up in the final three!"

"King Dedede and Lucas started the race as a easily distracted team with no real talent, but as time progressed, they became Unbelievable racers, thanks Lucas'…assertiveness, and Paired with Dedede's enthusiasm, and because of that, they won 3 legs and meandered their way into the final three!"

"There are no more eliminations. By the end of this leg, one of these three teams..."

Koopa signaled to the orchestra, who played a dramatic music thingy.

"...will win The Extra Smashy Amazing Race!"

The Final Three! (With Plans for the Million):

Victor and Lucario (Blow it all on Video games, books and an ipod! No, scratch that, THE BIGGEST PARTY EVER/Drugs, drugs, and drugs and more drugs)

Mewtwo and Luigi (Use it for bribery to get back into the Smash Brothers/ Use it to prove that I'm awesome)

King Dedede and Lucas (Play with it/Use it all to advertise Lucas' Lemonade Stand)

"This is Mt. Lavalava, an active Volcano," Said Koopa, "On Yoshi's Island! This Place was the eleventh pit stop in a race around the world! Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg for a mandatory rest period, where they can eat, sleep, and mingle with the other teams!"

"Which two teams will falter after coming so far? And which of the three teams will win the one million dollars?" Said Koopa. "Team King Dedede and Lucas who were the first to arrive at the pit stop at 6:16 PM, shall depart at 6:16 AM!"

King Dedede and Lucas
1st to Depart; 6:16 AM

"We're in it to win it!" Said a teary eyed Lucas, clambering into the taxi. He stifled his tears and ripped open the first clue. "Make your way back to Smashville!"

"Teams must now fly back to Smashville, where the race had begun!" Said Koopa. "Kokiri Forest was, eh, 'Unfortunately', destroyed. Once there, teams will be given their next clue by Toon Link, who wasn't in the Race."

"Finally!" Said Lucas, "We're going back! Wait…we started out in Kokiri Forest…That means it was annihilated and they placed Smashville there…but who would give such a harsh, cruel order?!"

Dedede turned red and started whistling loudly.

Mewtwo and Luigi
2nd to Depart; 6:17 AM

"This race sucks!" Said Mewtwo, grinning slyly, "It sucks and what's worse is you're in the Final Three!"

"Then why are you grinning like a loon?" Asked Luigi angrily.

"Ask me why." Replied Mewtwo, still beaming.

"bu-"

"I said, ask me why," Grinned Mewtwo menacingly, holding a blade to Luigi's throat.

"Why?!" Asked Luigi, chuckling nervously.

"The prize we'll be winning," Snickered Mewtwo, climbing inside his taxi.

Victor and Lucario
Last to Depart; 6:22 AM

"Dude, we're last now," Explained Victor, "This is all a lethal game now—One wrong move and we're screwed."

"Play it calm and easy." Lamented Lucario; slamming the phone against the booth he was in.

"Oh, and this is also our first time to leave last from the pit stop…" Explained Victor.

"I said calm and easy!" Yelled Lucario in the phone, blowing up the phone booth.

"Right…" Said Victor nervously, backing away towards a wall. "You know the only flight is almost booked?"

"CALM AND EASY, DAMNIT!" Screamed Lucario, banging Victor against the brick wall.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place

"Hyuk, hurry boy, I see Jigglypuff and Ganondorf!" Said Dedede, smiling dumbly.

Dedede realized something important. He looked at his script.

"Whoops, how funny, I was reading the wrong script!" Laughed Dedede, "…Ever since Leg 10!"

"You…idiot…" Cried Lucas. "Just…no, concentrate on the road."

"Got it!" Said Dedede, driving off a cliff.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates

"We need to plan out the fastest flight and beat the other prompt teams to Smashville, it's now or never," Explained Mewtwo, scanning the board. "Wait…why does this say, 'Mewtwo and Luigi, do NOT board this flight listed here, please dear god, don't do it'?"

Koopa Troopa
Host

"Oh damn—They figured it out! Stop them from winning!" Screamed Koopa. "It's hard enough tolerating the losers this long, but I swear I'll kill the producer if they win!"

Tabuu cleared his throat angrily.

Koopa chuckled nervously. "Er, just talking about how fair this game is!"

Tabuu floated away.

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

"We need to slide ahead of those other teams, we're last right now by five minutes." Explained Lucario, as he and Victor sat in the taxi outside the airport, "Looks like we're going to have to use all our brain power for this time around!"

"Hey…" Laughed Victor, "All three remaining teams have a psychic in the team…hehe…"

"Concentrate, Victor!" Said Lucario angrily, "Be with your inner self!"

"I have no inner self," Said Victor, ripping open his chest and revealing his missing organs, "Not after you ripped them out, one by one onto the floor, cackling at the sound they make every time they hit the ground!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

Dedede and Lucas stumbled inside, both badly shaken from the cliff they had gone off.

"Where…is…ticket…booth…" Asked Lucas, shaking with fear.

A nearby worker who wasn't working pointed thataway.

"Thanks!" Said Dedede, patting the high-strung Lucas on the back. "C'mon son, let's go!"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates

"I think the camera panning between just us three teams is a little annoying," Said Mewtwo, his face red.

"Oh shut up, you just want all the-a attention," Said Luigi, right on the head of the nail.

"Sigh, yes I do. I can't help it that I'm awesome." Chuckled Mewtwo.

"There's over fifty replies I can think of," Said Luigi, "But this is the best one; You suck."

Mewtwo cried.

Victor and Lucario

"Fastest tickets to Smashville, please!" Pleaded Victor, "This is very important!"

"Fastest one is the 7:30, no earlier flights." Replied the worker.

"And it arrives…?"

"At 8:00 AM." Finished the worker.

"Great, everyone's getting on the same flight." Sighed Victor.

"All teams now have a flight to Smashville!" Said Koopa annoyingly, "And they're all on the 7:30 Flight, arriving at the Village at 8 AM!"

7:30 AM Flight
Arrived at 8:00 AM

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"Dude, we owned!" Snickered Victor as he dashed for their pre-ordered taxi, "We're several steps ahead of the other foolish teams!"

Their Taxi blew up.

"Damnit!" Yelled Lucario, "Why us? And who?!"

Ganondorf, who was a mile away in a jail, cackled evilly.

Victor sighed and took the next clue from Toon Link.

"Here's your next clue," Cried Toon Link, "I never got to race!"

"Cheer up," Chuckled Victor cruelly, "We can always use you!"

"Really?" Asked Toon Link hopefully.

"NO!"

Toon Link cried and slit his wrists.

"Make your way to Town Hall, there, Tortimer the mayor will hand teams the next clue!" Read Lucario. "Let's roll."

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"They got a freaking head boost! Come on!" Yelled Mewtwo, yanking Luigi off the plane. "We can't lose now!"

"It's over for us…" Wept Luigi.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"Let's roll, the others are now ahead!" Cried out Lucas. "It's done and done for us!"

"Yeah, at least we're still in this race though!" Smiled Dedede dumbly.

"WE HAVE TO WIN THE MILLION!!!" Yelled Lucas as he bit Dedede's beak.

"Biting me doesn't solve anything Claus!" Yelled Dedede.

"12 DAMN LEGS AND YOU CAN'T REMEMBER MY NAME?!" Screamed Lucas, being very out-of-character.

"Well, I uh, er…yeah, pretty much," Sighed Dedede.

Victor and Lucario
Pre-Leg interview

"I think we're definitely the team to win it," Said Victor assuredly. "Lucario is old, but he knows a lot for one animal."

"I can voucsh for thssat…" Slurred Lucario, stone drunk.

"Though sometimes he is idiotic," Said Victor angrily, eyeing his partner.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Pre-Leg Interview

"Sure, we're a bit violent, but we do have qualities to win this race! After all, we are in the final three!" Said Mewtwo enjoying. "We are going to use the million to prove how great we truly are!"

"Yeah, and everyone will respect us!" Added Luigi.

Koopa burst out laughing.

Luigi and Mewtwo glared angrily at the host.

King Dedede and Lucas
Pre-Leg Interview

"We are the toughest team, we have won the most legs than any other team, 3 to be exact." Said Lucas. "I think we are gonna pull through here."

"Yup, We'll win alright!" Hyukked Dedede.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"Well, we figured out a way to use Toon Link…" Explained Victor, pointing a gun at the kid's head. "He tells us the directions, and he gets to live."

Toon Link whimpered, as Victor backhanded him.

"Tax driver, go left." Ordered Lucario.

"You ain't going nowhere," Cackled the shady driver. "And yer not gonna win!"

"What?!" Asked Victor, Lucario and Toon Link.

The driver revealed himself to be Marth.

"And the cool team Dedede and Lucas will win!" Snickered Marth.

"Marth?" Asked Victor.

"Yeah?"

"You weren't even in the race." Explained Victor.

…

…

"Oh yeah…" sighed Marth as he walked away.

Ganondorf jumped inside the car and locked the windows.

"But I am!" Chuckled the King of Evil. "And now, Dedede and Lucas will win easily!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place

"We passed Mewtwo and Luigi not too long ago." Explained Dedede, "Though we think something bad may happen."

As if on cue, their tire went flat.

Lucas hopped out and inspected it. The boy realized that the tires had been slashed by someone.

"Hey," Suggested Dedede, "Would your PK Heal work on inanimate objects?"

"Sure, I think it would…" Mumbled Lucas as he concentrated his energy on the tire.

The tire was instantly back to normal.

"Good job, Lucas!" Complimented Dedede as their car started back up again.

Lucas

"I finally think Dedede's starting to respect me now!" Grinned Lucas annoyingly. "It took a while, but now we're closer than ever before."

"Yep, we'll be the best of friends after this is over!" Continued Lucas.

….

"Yeah…friends…"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place

"Damn, we slipped up while leaving at the airport, so now we're about last." Mused Mewtwo carefully.

"Don't worry, I think the others will be busy for a while!" Cackled Luigi evilly.

"I like how you think!" Said Mewtwo, giving a thumbs up.

Mewtwo

"I think Luigi's starting to get the picture now. We finally are on the same page!" Grinned Mewtwo slyly.

"Same page, like a violent page…" Chuckled Koopa.

Mewtwo choked him.

"ASFSYSGSYRGRURRR!!1!" Screamed Koopa.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"So are we just gonna sit here?" Asked Lucario angrily.

Victor hit him.

"You doofus! …That was what I was gonna say!" Snarled Victor.

"Shut up and keep reading your Calvin and Hobbes book or I'll shoot," Explained Lucario.

"No, both of you shut up," Hissed Ganondorf as he aimed his shotgun at Lucario's head. "…How did you get a gun when you went through security just a couple minutes ago?"

"Don't point out the plot hole, please," Asked Lucario.

Victor pulled out a scimitar.

"Now that is just dumb," Explained Ganondorf.

"It's not wise to argue with a scimitar-owner," Chuckled Victor sadistically.

"Well shotgun beats all…" Said Ganondorf, leering towards Victor now.

"Quiet!" Screamed Victor as he held the scimitar at Ganondorf's throat.

"No, you keep it shut!" Yelled Lucario as he turned the Machine Gun at Victor now.

"Actually, you need to pipe down, loud mouth," Explained Ganondorf as he pressed the shotgun even harder on Lucario's bulging neck.

All three fired. But because Victor decapitated Ganondorf, which made Ganondorf shoot Lucario, who just killed Victor, they all three died.

Toon Link just decided to write an autobiography on himself and the depravity he suffered in his life.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 2nd Place

"I see Mewtwo and Luigi behind us…" Said Lucas, who had been driving, but wasn't looking at the road now, because he just looked back to see Mewtwo and Luigi. Which also meant he wasn't driving.

He ran into a hole.

Link cackled evilly, knowing his work was done.

"Crap." Said Lucas angrily. "After coming all this way, we screw up!"

Mewtwo and Luigi drove past.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"Yess! We passed the Party Boys!" Cheered Mewtwo. "Hopefully we can just stay way ahead of them and then outrace the Martial Artists…"

"We can win this thing!!" Yelled Luigi happily.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"This sucks, we're losing now!" Yelled Victor.

"Sit down or I'll shoot," Threatened Ganondorf.

"This is your fault," Growled Lucario.

"My fault?! You're part of this team! And how is it my fault?!" Asked Victor.

"Well you're the one who pre-ordered this taxi!" Explained Lucario.

"Sit down I said," Hissed Ganondorf, cocking the gun.

"Shut up, it was your fault for suggesting the idea!" Ranted Victor.

Toon Link made a break for it, but Ganondorf grabbed him by the collar before he escaped.

"Well you ordered it!" Said Lucario, pinning the blame on Victor.

"I said shut up," Said Ganondorf, getting louder.

"Everyone knows Victor is superior to Lucario! Everyone knows, everyone knows!" Yelled Victor in third-person.

"I'm gonna fix you good after we win the million," reasoned Lucario, "So until then, shut the hell up."

"One last chance to shut your traps," Said a furious Ganondorf.

"And I'll fix you good," Said Lucario menacingly as he narrowed his eyes.

"…Oh yeah?!" Said Victor, trying to think of a snappy comeback.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed Ganondorf as he shot himself to commit suicide.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"We just passed Victor's team! We're saved!" Praised Mewtwo. "We're gonna win!"

"This is-a unbelievable!" Said Luigi, utterly shocked.

"Look, I think I see the Town Hall and the mayor!" Exclaimed Luigi as he pointed at the mayor waving to them.

Luigi jumped out of the car and took the clue from Tortimer.

"Okay, it says Shop for the following items at Tom Nook's store." Read Luigi.

"Teams must now go to Tom Nook's shop and find 9 different items! Each specific item they must find has a word on it! Once they have successfully found all nine items, they must place the items in order and read aloud what it says! It will say 'Go to the Wine Storage three miles from here'!" Explained Koopa.

"Let's-a do this!" Explained Luigi.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"Okay get back on the road!" Explained Victor. "We're just now starting to drive again. We're second now."

"This really sucks that we've lost so much time already." Grunted Lucario.

"Yeah," Lamented Victor.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"Why does it always end up bad for us?! Why, why?" Asked Lucas in frustration, hitting the driver's wheel of the car.

It set the airbag off.

"We're having…airbaginal difficulties…" Chuckled Dedede.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Items Found: 1/9

"We found one, it's pre-cooked ham," Explained Mewtwo.

"Only about Eight more to go!" Explained Luigi.

They went down another aisle.

"Is this on the list? Corn?" Asked Luigi.

"No, there's nothing for this aisle." Replied Mewtwo.

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

"I swear that the taxi behind us is Dedede and Lucas," Explained Victor. "I just know it."

"It is, most likely." Mused Lucario.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Okay, I found four different items!" Chirped Mewtwo joyfully as he walked up to Luigi.

"Uh…Mewtwo?" Asked Luigi.

"Yeah?"

"Where did you get this Snickers bar?!" Asked Luigi.

"Oh, I stole it from someone as they were buying this stuff," explained Mewtwo casually.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"There's Tortimer the mayor," explained Lucario.

"And behind us is Dedede and Lucas. Just great." sighed Victor.

"Hey guys!" said Lucas as he ran up to them. "We can't let Mewtwo and Luigi win, we have to double team them!"

"Good, you guys go get a taxi for all four of us, and we'll do the next task for you!" said Victor shiftily.

"Good thinking!" complimented Lucas as he ran off to go order a taxi.

Victor and Lucario ran inside Tom Nook's old but still standing store.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"We got all the items," Explained Mewtwo as he spilled them on the floor.

"What the heck should this spell?!" Asked Luigi as he filed up the items.

"Obviously something about the next location…" Mused Mewtwo.

"But what?! Maybe like put the words 'Wine' and 'Storage' next to one another. There, now do 'three' and 'miles' after the wine storage. See? Almost done!" Exclaimed Luigi.

"Yeah, do 'go to' before the 'Wine storage three miles'." Explained Mewtwo.

"It says 'go to wine storage three miles.' We still have the words 'the', 'from' and 'here' to use." Explained Luigi.

"Okay, put 'the' between to and wine storage." Continued Mewtwo.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're losing still," sighed Victor. "We tricked Lucas into getting us a taxi and we'll easily leave them behind but Mewtwo and Luigi will still take our lead."

"I have a plan," said Lucario as he went off to distract Luigi and Mewtwo.

"I'll stall Lucas then get the items together." finished Victor.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"Okay, we got a taxi!" Explained Lucas as he ran up to Victor.

"Now get us some food!" said Victor quickly. "We're…running low!"

"Okay, Dedede should be back any minute with an extra tire in case ours goes out." Said Lucas as he ran off to buy food.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 1st Place

"Go to the Wine Storage three miles from here!" Said Mewtwo. "That's it!"

"Yeah, what he said!" said Luigi.

"That's correct," sighed the grocery manager.

"C'mon Luigi, let's win this race!" Said Mewtwo excitedly.

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

Victor stole the item list and found all the items.

He sorted them in a random order.

It didn't make an ounce of sense.

"Damn, if we lose to Mewtwo and Luigi, I'm gonna blow a fuse or two," growled Victor.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates

"Luigi, you dropped your…purse!" Said Lucario desperately, "And hurry!"

"I don't have a purse!" said Luigi indignantly. "Nice try you moron."

"But…you do…yeah, you're just missing…it…" Said Lucario shiftily.

"I think we should go back," said Mewtwo.

"But I don't have one!" grunted Luigi, "We don't need to go back and I don't have one!"

"We know how sensitive you are about your purse, just calm down," said Mewtwo calmly.

"I DON'T HAVE A PURSE!" Yelled Luigi desperately.

"We'll go back and see and lose our lead to make the race more suspenseful, just calm down," explained Mewtwo.

"THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE OF WINNING!" screamed Luigi. "FOR YEARS AND YEARS I HAVE FAILED AT EVEN COMING THIS CLOSE!"

"Bu-"

"I DON'T HAVE A PURSE!"

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"We're taking the lead!" Yelled Victor as he darted past the arguing pair.

"You get out the map and I drive," said Lucario cooperatively.

They drove off.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"Oh no, see? We lost our lead!" cried Luigi, "I'll never win at this point!"

"Just run to the car and jump inside!" snapped Mewtwo, "I'll see to it they don't get far!"

Mewtwo sat in the driver's seat, cackling.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"I got the food!" said Lucas grinning.

"And I brought the extra tire!" continued Dedede.

"Uh, where's the taxi we ordered??" asked Lucas angrily.

"And the Martial artists?!" said King Dedede in frustration. "Hey…"

"Wait a minute… …the Therapy Classmates tricked us!" said Lucas angrily. "They took our taxi and Victor and Lucario are trying to stop them! Oh how heroic of them!"

Mewtwo and Luigi

"We're almost equal with them!" said Mewtwo evilly.

"You hit Lucario and they'll swerve off the road!"

Victor and Lucario

"Look out," gulped Victor as he used Lucario to block a blow aimed at him.

"Ow! Hey, no-one's driving anymore!" yelled Lucario as he fell in the back of the taxi.

"This is extremely illegal, but it's for a million dollars," sighed Victor, shaking his head as he took the wheel and began driving at 100mph.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Zoom up! Zoom up!" screeched Luigi insanely as he forced Mewtwo's footpaw down on the acceleration pedal.

Luigi cackled manically as he jumped inside Victor's car.

Victor tried to kick Luigi out while he steered awkwardly.

"Get out you green moron," snarled Victor as he bit Luigi and threw him at Mewtwo who was driving. "If Mewtwo and Luigi win, Luigi will finally win a leg and he will win the million dollars. We'll be letting everyone down in the history of the Smashy Amazing Race!"

"A little help here?!" said Lucario, the only thing keeping him from soaring out of the open trunk was his seat belt on his foot.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"So this is the time…" Sighed Lucas. "The time where anything can happen, everyone's gonna try everything they can to win."

"Mewtwo and Luigi cannot win!" said King Dedede in frustration, revving up their car.

"Okay, drive left!" seethed Lucas, pointing right.

"Uh…clearly that's right…" said King Dedede, "left's over there."

"No, that's left you moron!" said Lucas angrily, beating King Dedede.

"How do you know it's not right?!" asked King Dedede, ignoring the beatings and just absorbing the blows.

"Because you've always been wrong!" said Lucas with a scowl as he continued to throttle the penguin's huge gut.

Lucas punched Dedede's tummy. It swung away and then swung back, hitting Lucas.

Lucas cried.

Victor and Lucario

"We need to ditch them," said Victor. "I have an idea…"

He immediately took his foot off the acceleration pedal.

"Hee hee I'm such a genius…" Chuckled Victor evilly as his car came to a screeching halt, while Luigi's stolen taxi, which was still going at a break-neck speed, hit Victor's taxi, head-on.

The force caused Victor's taxi to rocket ahead, and then Victor hit the gas pedal again, leaving a dazed Mewtwo and Luigi behind.

This caused Lucario to swing right back into his seat.

"High five man, that was awesome!" said Victor, high-fiving his own hand.

Lucario was shaken badly.

"I know Victor, you are so cool and amazing…" said Victor in a high-pitched voice.

Lucario was shaken badly.

"I know Lucario, I just can't help it," said Victor.

Lucario was shaken badly.

"And awesome and sexy…" said Victor in falsetto. "I love you for your talent and ability to lead!"

Victor cried.

King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals

"Keep going left!" said Lucas in an overexcited manner.

"This is the wrong way, and we're last!" said King Dedede angrily. "Can't we be serious?"

All sanity was now lost in Lucas, for the boy finally went insane.

"A hahahahaha!" cackled Lucas evilly as he ran over innocent civilians, his two eyes rotating in completely different directions.

"Look out for the-" Lucas already ran over the hot dog stand.

"Avoid that Stop si-" Lucas cleaved the stop sign in two.

"Look for the-" Lucas threw Dedede out of the car.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"We need a plan," said Mewtwo. "Like…a recipe!"

"We need originality, as far as I know," mused Mewtwo.

"Yeah," lamented Mewtwo. "We need more material."

"Oh hey look, it's the amazing race marker, at least we're on the right path!" said Mewtwo.

"Dude, we'll win this and be rich, rich!" cheered Mewtwo.

"Are you talking to yourself again?!" asked Luigi angrily.

Victor and Lucario

"Oh look there's the wine farm garden thing!" said Victor with hope, "We're going to win this race!"

"Just shut up and park," Said Lucario threateningly. "I'm gonna kill you if you keep acting like a sefl-righteous idiot, and there will be no-one to witness! Ha ha ha!"

"I've been here the whole time you know!" Said Toon Link, who had been tied to Victor's back.

"Shut up!" Screamed Victor, slamming his back against the seat, which crushed Toon Link to death.

"You… …do know that you just killed your only chance of me not killing you?" said Lucario.

"Uh…well…I…shut up." Said Victor angrily.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"Oh no, Victor and Lucario have slipped ahead," panicked Luigi as he watched Victor and Lucario run inside the wine shed.

"We'll beat them in alcohol chugging!" said Mewtwo suspensefully.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"You know…it's the last leg, right?" asked Victor.

"Uh-huh," said Lucario as he threatened the wine owner.

"I was thinking…would we get penalized for cheating or smoking?" Asked Victor nervously.

Something clicked in Lucario's head then.

"We won't get penalized…YES!" cheered Lucario as he smoked while drinking Five Gallons of beer at the same time.

"Here's your next clue," explained the worker.

"Wow…your drug addiction actually pulled us both ahead!" said Victor inspirationally.

"I know, ain't life great?" Smirked Lucario.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"Hi guys, bye guys," snickered Lucario as he passed both Mewtwo and Luigi who ran in the place just as Victor and Lucario ran out.

"Damn it, how are they so darn better than us!" cried Luigi, starting to rip up the clues in frustration, "All my life I've dreamed of proving my worth to the other smashers! I have tried hard to fit in and be accepted! But who likes me? No-one! Why?! Why?!"

Luigi sat there, crying, as Mewtwo walked inside the place.

Luigi just sobbed. He watched the building for thirty seconds, and then Mewtwo walked out, with the next clue.

"But huh? How did you…"

"I know the owner, I found a loophole through the task," chuckled Mewtwo.

"Wow…you did that for me…" said Luigi, shocked. "Thanks…"

"Let's hurry and beat Victor and Lucario there, those dirty traitors and cheaters!" said Mewtwo quickly, trying to change the subject.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 1st Place

"Roadblock! Who is the Resourceful one?" Read Victor.

"Roadblock!" Said Koopa, "A roadblock is a task only one person may perform!"

"In this last roadblock, one person from each team must head to a starting line and pick one of four people who were previously in the race! Once they pick someone, that person may follow them throughout the course! In this course, there are marked people who will try to tag the racer! Once the person and team mate have successfully crossed the finish line about 4 miles from the starting point, the team will be given their next clue! There will be markers along the way to guide the teams! This may seem easy enough, but they must pick their sidekick wisely, as they may possibly hold a grudge against the person performing the roadblock, and may refuse to work with them."

"I've done four out of six Roadblocks so far." Mused Victor. "I'll do this one, which will be my fifth out of seven."

"Good luck and all that crap." Sighed Lucario. "If you fail this I will personally tear you in half."

"Oh, that's pleasant to know." Grunted Victor, rolling his eyes.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"Oh no I see two taxis next to the wine shed!" gulped King Dedede.

"And there's the two teams a distance away from their taxis, I think they're on a roadblock!" cried out Lucas.

"Go down the hill, stupid!" screamed King Dedede as he shoved Lucas tumbling down to his demise.

Victor

"Okay, the people I can choose are between Ness, Quinn, Yoshi or Link." Mused Victor.

"Hey Quinn, wanna—"

"Drop dead," said Quinn simply.

"Okay, Link, how 'bout you and me partner u-"

"I will personally assassinate you when this thing is over." Threatened Link.

Victor said as he called the FBI, "Ness, you come with me."

"Okay!" Smiled Ness. "In the mean time, can we partake in some precalculus?"

"No, and I can already guess I made the worst decision and I should've sprung for Yoshi." Sighed Victor, shaking his head.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"You do it," Explained Mewtwo.

"But…I don't think I'm that popular…" Sniffed Luigi. "Nobody will like me!"

"Dude, we have to try you now; I injured myself trying to pry open the wine door, you need to do it." Explained Mewtwo. "Please?"

"Okay." Sighed Luigi.

"Uhh…Want to help me on this short Race?" Asked Luigi humbly to the three remaining eliminated racers.

"Hell no!" Spat out Link.

"I'd rather barf my guts out," said Yoshi, secretly not hating Luigi but he wanted to look cool in front of everyone else.

"Er…what they said!" Said Quinn quickly, trying not to be picked.

"Quinn? I pick you." Said Luigi.

"Darn…" Muttered Quinn quietly.

"What was that?" asked Luigi.

"Nothing!" said Quinn quickly, smiling painfully.

"Okay."

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in Last Place

"There! Finished!" Said King Dedede as he swallowed down the rest of the stuff.

"Roadblock, run, run to the others! I do it!" Yelled Lucas as he ran where the other two teams were.

Victor
Luigi

"Now when I say 'GO', you two pairs of two will take off..." explained the worker at the station.

The two teams took off.

"No, the second time!" said the worker desperately.

King Dedede and Lucas

"Quick over there!" Screamed Lucas, running ahead of Dedede and gained towards the starting line.

Lucas was about 100 yards away.

Victor
Luigi

"Ready…"

Lucas

"Wait!" yelled the blonde as he raced ahead, making it 87 yards between him and the starting line.

Victor
Luigi

"Set…"

Lucas was 66 yards away.

"GOOO!!" Yelled the worker, the two teams at the line sprinting away already.

Lucas ran up and picked Yoshi as his partner and ran to catch up with the others.

Luigi and Quinn
Roadblock

"Whoa we're ahead!" said Luigi happily as he ran alongside the ferret.

"I dunno, Victor and Ness are gaining…" Said Quinn as he scratched his itchy snout.

"There should be markers around here…try to look…" said Luigi.

Victor and Ness
Roadblock

"Those two got ahead, I wonder what the chances are of them winning…What do you think, Ness?" Asked Victor.

"I think—"

"Shut up Ness." Said Victor.

Lucas and Yoshi
Roadblock

"Stupid Dog, got us last and all!" Said Lucas angrily.

"Pardon me?" asked Yoshi, furious. "Firstly, I'm not a dog you moronic blonde, second, you are the one who's behind me, even now!"

Lucas cackled as he tripped Yoshi, then yelled, "Who's last now?"

"You know, you've just made it harder to catch up to the others now, right?" Asked Yoshi, picking himself up.

"Um…uh…well…get up! Get up already!" Said Lucas angrily.

Luigi and Ness
Roadblock

"Look, a marker! And we're still ahead! Yipee!" cheered Luigi.

"Look, can we hurry and get this over with already?" asked Quinn impatiently.

"Another marker!" cackled Luigi in disbelief.

"Luigi?" asked Quinn worriedly.

Lucas and Yoshi
Roadblock

"Okay, let's climb that tower!" said Lucas in an overexcited manner.

"Shut up, please…" sighed Yoshi.

"Okay!" said Lucas excitedly.

…

"Okay!" said Lucas.

Yoshi attempted to choke Lucas to death.

Victor and Ness
Roadblock

"I really think that MC-squared should be actually 12 not 13," babbled Ness continuously. "And it seems to me like they messed up big time or I did so I really wonder about that all the time, don't you agree with me?"

"Shut up Ness, you're a freaking nerd nobody likes, and you got 6th. Whoop-de-freaking doo." Snapped Victor.

Ness cried.

Lucas and Yoshi
Roadblock

"Me and Yoshi are such good friends," said Lucas with a goofy smile, "I think we will be life friends."

"No we won't! I hate you, get off me!" Said Yoshi frightened.

Luigi and Quinn
Roadblock

"Here comes the two other teams! Run run!" screamed Luigi.

"Ohh, no we won't!" Laughed Quinn evilly. "I will not let you and Mewtwo win! You both are losers, and don't deserve to win! I will stay here, and let Victor and Lucario easily win, and you will lose once again for the fifth time in Smashy Race history!"

"Nothing you can do will stop me!" Cackled Quinn, starting to cry from the privilege he had and how it was up to him how the race would shape up.

Luigi started to cry again, but then thought of something.

"You're coming with me, pal; whether you want to, or not!" said Luigi slyly.

"What are you going to do," asked Quinn, poking his tongue out, "Sue me?"

"I'm gonna handcuff you!" snickered Luigi.

"NUUUUUUEZ!!1" screamed Quinn as he was foiled once again.

Victor and Ness
Roadblock

"I see the other team! Pick your pace up!" screamed Victor.

"I think if you were to run with more in a curve than just plain running, you would-"

"Shut up nerd!" yelled Victor as he stomped Ness, grabbed his corpse and ran after the handcuffed pair.

Lucas and Yoshi
Roadblock

"Dude, we're terrible together…" said Lucas exhausted.

"Say…is that a taxi?" asked Yoshi.

"Why it is! They mentioned there being a secret taxi hidden along the trail! Get in it!" said Lucas with hope.

The got inside.

"Shouldn't there be a freaking key here?!" Asked Lucas confused.

"Maybe it's hidden." Suggested Yoshi.

"Yeah…I can't find it." Sighed Lucas as he felt along the bottom. "Hotwire the car."

Luigi and Quinn
Roadblock

"No, no, no! The others are gaining!" cried out Luigi as he sped ahead.

"Get back here!" laughed Victor harshly as he reached hearing range.

Lucas and Yoshi

"Stick that there!" said Yoshi proudly. "Start the engines!"

"Okay,"

"Wait I drive." Said Yoshi.

"Are you kidding? You're a dumb animal, let persons do this!" snapped Lucas as he sped up into the 100s in less than 5 seconds.

End of Roadblock

Lucas and Yoshi zoomed by Victor and Ness, then chased after Luigi and Quinn.

Luigi stumbled, making them slow down.

Victor threw Ness onto the taxi, and then Victor ran for it.

All three groups ran for the finish line, where Lucario, King Dedede and Mewtwo waited.

Lucas ran onto the mat, followed by Luigi, Quinn, Victor, Yoshi and Ness.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place

"We made it first now!" grinned King Dedede with a texan grin as he read the next clue.

"Detour!"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"Talk to Resetti…"

Victor and Lucario
Currently in Last Place

"…Or Mail Some Letters!"

"Looks like a three-way battle at the Detour!" mused Lucario with delight.

"Detour!" Said Koopa, "A detour is a choice between two tasks, each with it's pros and cons! On the final detour, the choices are Talk to Resetti or Mail Some Letters!"

"In Talk to Resetti, teams must confront the legendary talkative mole, Mr. Resetti, and try to receive the clue from him! This may seem extremely easy, but Mr. Resetti is known for chattering for hours non-stop! He may cause one or two teams to drop behind!"

"In Mail Some Letters, teams must go to the nearby Mail Place and help the Mailmen with sorting out the mail! Teams who are experience or know how to quickly use their hands may find themselves taking up the lead!"

"It's Mail Some letters." Said Victor, "I know how to mail."

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place

"Mail Some Letters!" chuckled Dedede.

"How is that funny?" asked Lucas angrily.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"Talk to Resetti, it may end up good for us," sighed Mewtwo.

"We'll try Resetti," said Luigi skeptically.

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place

"I think I see the mail place ahead," yelled Lucas to King Dedede who was running behind him.

"Run inside before Victor and Lucario do!" puffed Dedede as the two said racers gained from behind.

"Don't let them escape from us!" said Lucario, throwing a bag at Dedede.

Mewtwo and Luigi
On Talk To Resetti

"He's right there? Wow. He seems out of it." Said Luigi nervously, approaching the mole.

"Resetti? Wake up!" yelled Mewtwo.

"…Huh? Oh hi there fellas. Nice day isn't it? This sure reminds me of the time I caught the measles and chicken pox at the same time! I was about age of 34, and I was workin' away in those corn fields…"

"Oh I can already tell this was a poor choice." Whimpered Mewtwo.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"They're already inside?! Dammit!" yelled Lucario, "Go faster!"

He shoved Victor inside, grumbling.

"If we lose, I'm gonna scream…" sighed Victor.

Mewtwo and Luigi
On Talk To Resetti

"And then it was about there I felt the sneezy feelin'…" rambled Resetti. "The sneezy feeling is where ya wanna sneeze but you can't, I –I had some sort 'o sneezing disease, I don't know though, but I had it rough- Had this sort of dank sensation, then I realized that it was pure oil! And that was how I made it to Animal Crossing the game! Have you younglings played that ol' game before? It's really clever and talkative and funny and I'm in it so yeah it's pretty good an-"

"Shut the hell up!" screamed Mewtwo, jumping up and down in fury, "How the crap does Animal Crossing have to do with sneezing?!"

"You wouldn't understand, boi!" yelled Resetti. "This reminds me of a time when I was three I went to the dentists'…"

"That's nowhere near related!" cried Luigi, struggling to stay awake.

"We screwed…" lamented Mewtwo.

"…And he decided he ought to pull out most of me teeth! Now what would a thing like that would make him do that…"

King Dedede and Lucas
On Mail Some Letters

"Stick the green letters over there," explained the tired Mailman.

"Okay," said Dedede. He inhaled all the letters and spat them out in the right slot.

"Wow, here's your next clue!" said the worker happily. "…Psyche! the red go in the red and the blue go in blue you idiots!"

The worker cackled evilly.

…

Dedede ate him.

Victor and Lucario
Currently in Last Place

"Whoa they're almost done hurry up Lucario!" gasped Victor in disbelief.

"Okay, obviously green in green, etc. You do green, I do blue, we both do red once ours are done!" explained Lucario with speed.

King Dedede and Lucas
On Mail Some Letters
Letters Completed: 9/45

"Move, Dedede, move!" said Lucas with terror, "This is do or die!"

"Wow we're ahead of them by maybe a few letters!" gulped King Dedede.

Victor and Lucario
On Mail Some Letters
Letters Completed: 5/45

"Dude, you keep doing that, in the mean time I will go stack up all greens and then stick 'em all in at once," said Victor.

"Okay," replied Lucario.

King Dedede and Lucas
On Mail Some Letters
Letters Completed: 16/45

"Oh no Victor's going even faster than us, he's going to do them all at the same time!" panicked Lucas.

Mewtwo and Luigi
On Talk to Resetti
Currently in Last Place

"…So then I decided I ought to go and tell her that her husband died from a stroke. She felt awful hurt, but she was proud I told her about the incident. Then she awarded me with the Purple Heart, because I got sore from that plank of wood that she hit me with a few hours ago. So yeah, and that's about it. Now, what was it that you guys were here for? Oh yes, you wanted yer next clue. …Boys?"

Mewtwo and Luigi were asleep.

"Booooooooooys? Boooys?!?" asked Resetti.

…

"You want the clue, right?" asked Resetti.

…

"Last time somebody didn't respond to me was back in the good ol' days when they were inventing Donkey Kong the arcade game…" Continued Resetti.

Victor and Lucario
On Mail Some Letters
Letters Completed: 12/45

"Dude, hurry with your idea," snapped Lucario as he snapped three more in.

"I'm trying man, this heavier than it looks…" puffed Victor, chugging about all of the Green cards (15).

King Dedede and Lucas
On Mail Some Letters
Letters Completed: 24/45

"Dude dude dude!" yelled out Lucas. "We're slowing down!"

"Wait a second…" said King Dedede, lifting up a mirror.

"How is looking at yourself going to help?!" cried Lucas.

King Dedede tilted the mirror, which bounced some light, directly into Victor's eyes, causing him to fall and drop all the letters everywhere.

"Way to go Dedede!" cheered Lucas, hugging the penguin.

"I am the best…" said Dedede suave.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place

"…And then I decided I should just go ahead and sneeze to save time and money, so I did and I ended up living on the streets! Why, I could have bought a box for a house for only a dollar! And that is how I became a hobo…"

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place

"Drive one of three buses parked in front of the Mail Place and drive it to Smashville Middle School!" read King Dedede, having finished the detour.

"Teams must now transport teenagers on a bus to Smashville Middle School! Once they park at the School's parking lot, they will receive their next clue!" Explained Koopa.

"Let's move!" screamed Lucas as he saw Victor and Lucario come out.

"After them!" announced Lucario as he dragged his confused partner out to a bus.

King Dedede turned on the bus, and Victor and Lucario were still trying to reach their bus.

King Dedede drove off, leaving Lucario and his partner coughing up the gas left behind.

"Dude…we just did both the detour and the Roadblock! That means we're right next to the final task, and after that…" explained Victor angrily.

"…The finish line, dammit." Mused Lucario. "We've worked too hard to fail to those morons."

"Of course, all grudges are off once the race ends…" reminded Victor.

"Look, just get inside the car already!" snapped Lucario.

They ran inside their bus.

"What?!" said Lucario, outraged. "The buses are filled with teenagers?! DAMMIT!"

"Don't worry, I know how to keep them quiet…" whispered Victor. "Hey dudes, you can use your electronic devices!"

"Yaay!1" cheered everyone on the bus.

The noise that followed was deafening, as they all started to text to their friends who were 5 meters away.

"Did you say quiet or loud?!" yelled Lucario over the noise, covering his ears.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place

"Dude…" said Luigi as he woke from his nap. "He's still going!"

"Ten more seconds, and then…pow!" said Mewtwo angrily.

"So yeah I threw the popcorn at him, which started a nasty ol' fight, ya know?" asked Resetti. "I punched the daylights out of that little sucker, boy did I teach him good!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Currently in 1st Place

"There's the parking lot, but I hope Victor and Lucario are far behind!" said Lucas, fuming as he remembered as how the two martial artists betrayed them.

"Lookie, the person with the next clue!" said Dedede happily as he jumped outside the bus and ripped open the clue.

"You must now make your way to the Art Classroom!" read the penguin.

"Teams must now make their way to The Art Classroom, where they must search for their next clue! There are multiple paintings scattered throughout the room, they must inspect each one closely so they can find out which room to go to next!" said Koopa.

"Awesome, let's head inside the school!" said Lucas, running into a side door.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in Last Place

"And then I learned how to brush my teeth at the age of four." Finished Resetti.

…

"That's it?" asked Mewtwo angrily. "No more montages or flashbacks or anything?"

"Well…now that you mention it…" said Resetti, remembering another story.

"NO NO NO NO, we just want the clue!" cried Luigi.

"Oh, is that all? You could have just asked!" said Resetti.

"WHAT?!" yelled Mewtwo and Luigi.

They fainted at their idiocy.

Victor and Lucario

"I wanted to win the million." Pouted Victor.

"We got here second, so we just need to work harder!" explained Lucario. "Quit acting like a brat and get out. We're still in this."

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Okay, we finally got the clue, but we're obviously last because there's only one bus here." Said Mewtwo as he ran towards one of the buses.

"We still have some hope of beating this, I think these tire marks on the ground are fairly new! Apparently the two teams had a scuffle here!" explained Luigi as he inspected the ground.

"Good work, we're verrrrrrrry close to the final task as well." Said Mewtwo.

"Well, we have to hurry!" panicked Luigi, remembering, "This will be my only chance of ever winning!"

"Come on then!" said Mewtwo angrily as he teleported inside the bus.

King Dedede and Lucas

"We need to slip Victor and Lucario up somehow," said Lucas as he stopped Dedede. "Like…a plan."

"I know just the thing!" cackled Dedede evilly.

Victor and Lucario

"According to that teacher, it's this way," explained Victor as he scurried down the hall in an attempt to bump back into first.

"We just need to tip off Dedede, and then run by them, officially marking us as the winners!" said Lucario with a smug grin, rubbing his paws together evilly.

"Hold it," ordered Victor as he tripped Lucario, face-first onto the tile floor. "The sign, stupid."

The sign on a door read 'ART CLASSRUM FUR RACIRS'.

"Uhh…someone misspelled this…" said Lucario skeptically.

"Whatever, you being old and decrepit wouldn't understand modern English," shushed Victor as he elbowed Lucario.

"I happen to know that when someone is angry, they call the person a damn CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED," said Lucario.

Victor flinched horribly every curse word Lucario had said. He quickly regained his composure and answered.

"This is different, we have to go in the door," said Victor.

"Dude, this doesn't seem right," said Lucario, "What's tipping me off is this poorly written sign!"

"Again, shut up and let younger racer take charge." Said Victor.

"You're 14." Said Lucario angrily.

"You're 145." Said Victor angrily.

Lucario cried.

"Now hurry and get inside!" said Victor as he rudely kicked Lucario in the room.

"This…is a skills for living classroom," said Lucario angrily.

"Maybe it's a skills for living Art classroom!" said Victor angrily.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Look, one of the buses has just recently gotten here! We're still in this!" explained Luigi joyously.

"And someone also dropped a clue, so we're one step ahead, catching up." Said Mewtwo smugly.

"First Place, here we come!" said Luigi.

Victor and Lucario

"Look, I swear this is the wrong room," said Lucario angrily.

"You're wrong, okay?! R-O-N-G! Wrong!" spelled Victor furiously.

"That's not how you spell wrong," said Lucario.

"I'm bad at spelling, okay?!" cried Victor.

King Dedede and Lucas

"We've finished the thing, we need to find room 1413!" said Lucas with glee.

King Dedede added, "And Victor and his partner haven't even came here yet!"

"Yeah, we're now leaps ahead of them, instead of baby steps," analogized Lucas.

"Let's move move move!" chanted King Dedede as he broke into a run.

"No running in the halls!" said a frantic teacher. "I'm writing you two up!"

King Dedede and Lucas anxiously waited as they were written up by the teacher.

Victor and Lucario

"Okay, somebody has obviously tricked us," said Lucario. "Because why would an art-classroom have an art-shredder?!"

"Okay, I give, I give, we were tipped off," confessed Victor, jogging out from the classroom.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Whoa, I think I'm seeing Victor and Lucario ahead of us!" said Luigi, almost bursting into tears.

"Shh, we can't let them know we're here," whispered Mewtwo.

Victor and Lucario

"Oh no, I just saw Mewtwo and Luigi out of the corner of my eye," explained Victor with annoyance.

"I thought we left them behind at the detour!" spouted out Lucario.

"Shush, we'll simply fool them." Said Victor. "Do as I do."

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Dude, Victor and Lucario are yelling something," said Mewtwo.

"Okay Lucario, we must go into the wrong classroom," said Victor quite loudly. "So in case anyone is watching, they will follow us!"

"Oh yes, you are so smart Victor!" said Lucario just as loudly.

"I know I am," said Victor sexily, lowering his voice to a purr.

"I mean, yes, and we MUST NOT go into the right classroom, over there," saved Victor, pointing clearly to the wrong classroom.

"Yes, yes, off we must go now!" said Lucario, marching off into the right classroom, followed by Victor. When they were gone, Luigi turned to Mewtwo.

"Oh yeah, we're now going to be one full step ahead of them! They went into the wrong classroom, while we'll already be in the right one," said Luigi, smiling.

"Yeah," smirked Mewtwo. "Wait…I am catching a glimpse from Lucario's mind…hey…hey! They were tricking us! We almost fell for it!" Mewtwo's smirk fused into a frown. "The swine! We have to go into the one they went into!"

"Let's-a go!" said Luigi.

King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals

"Okay, we're on the second floor and we are nearly in the right room!" said Lucas.

"So now we're just about on the final task," said King Dedede suspensefully.

"This isn't suspenseful, we're bound to win with us being so cool and popular," said Lucas.

"True," said King Dedede.

Victor and Lucario
Martial Arts Fighters

"Hee hee, look at this one." Chuckled Lucario, pointing at one painting.

"Okay, we have words 1413, Room, and go so far." Explained Victor as he wrote it down on a piece of paper.

"Okay, we obviously don't need the final word, it may say 'go to room 1413'," said Lucario.

"Yeah, let's leave this dump." Said Victor. "No offense, ms. Hangleshire…."

"Don't worry, Victor, I'll make you pay once your racing is over," cackled Ms. Hangleshire evilly.

Victor whimpered, and Lucario backed up a few feet.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates

Victor ran out, covering his head in fear, Lucario following him.

Mewtwo and Luigi had just ran in.

"They're already done?! Wow…" lamented Luigi.

"I already see our first word, to." Said Mewtwo.

"Hold it, what's this paper?" asked Luigi, picking something up.

Victor had dropped the paper on the floor, with three of the four words.

"It says here 'Go Room 1413.' We found to…Maybe… 'Go to Room 1413'?" asked Luigi.

"That's it! Luigi, you're a genius!" praised Mewtwo. "Come on, we're going to finally win, win, win!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Party Animals

King Dedede and Lucas ran into the room, puffing air in and out from exhaustion.

"We made it! There's the next clue!" said Lucas, getting hyper.

They accepted the clue from Jigglypuff, who then ran out of the classroom.

"Your observation and attention will be tested on this task!" read King Dedede happily.

"On this Final task, teams must take a test given to them from a teacher!" said Koopa. "This test has twenty questions based on the race! Teams will have to answer all twenty correctly, so their memory must be ready. The last question will ask the teammates to graph a complete chart, showing every placing everyone got on all eleven past legs! They must also get every placing correctly! Even one mistake will mess every leg after it up on the chart! When both people on each team get all twenty questions correct, they will be given their next clue, which will lead them... to the finish line!"

"You must take a test on the race! If you and your friend get all twenty questions on the test right, you will be handed your final clue! Hurry, as the finish line is near!" read King Dedede, almost laughing at the victory.

"Come on, grab a test sheet, a pencil and some extra paper!" said Lucas, "We're doing this for the million!"

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"Yes, yes, we'll win a million, man!" said Victor.

"Oh crud, behind us is Mewtwo and Luigi!" freaked Lucario. "Beat them to the room!"

"This is a freaking footrace!" panicked Victor, "Hurry, hurry!"

King Dedede and Lucas
Taking the Test
Questions correct: 0/0

Who was the first team eliminated?

"Okay, this one's easy, it's obviously that dumb team, team…uh…Sonic and…Popo…?" asked Lucas.

"It's DK and Peach," said King Dedede.

"Nonsense, it was like Snake and Samus, am I right?" said Lucas.

"Dude, DK and Peach." Said King Dedede, slightly annoyed.

"Seriously, quit joking! I'm trying to play it serious here, wasn't it DK and Peach or not?!" asked Lucas angrily.

"But just a moment ago you were saying it was Snake and Samus!" said King Dedede angrily.

"DK and Peach it is, then." Sighed Lucas, writing them down.

Questions Correct: 1/1

"But you just took my answer and-"

"Question two," said Lucas quickly.

2. What team got first Place the most often so far?

"This one's easy; we did! We got like 3 legs and Victor and Lucario got 2 I think." Said Lucas, grinning.

They wrote it down.

Questions Correct: 2/2

Mewtwo and Luigi
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're outracing them!" said Mewtwo excitedly.

"That's because you tied them up," said Luigi somewhat angrily.

"Get back here!" shouted angry tied up racers.

King Dedede and Lucas
Taking The Test
Questions Correct: 3/10
Questions Correct: 10/10

11. Who made history as the team with the biggest Drop in Placing?

"Oh! I think I heard this one somewhere! Ness and G&W, those slowpokes went from first to sixth," said Lucas.

"Yeah, Maybe you're right," said King Dedede, both boy and penguin writing it down.

12. Which leg was the least spaced out, timewise, from first to Last? (Include the time gap between first and last)

"Okay, this is for even the dummies out there, last leg! I think we were all seven minutes apart, us first and Yoshi and Olimar were in last, the past leg!"

Lucas wrote down Leg 11, 7 minutes.

Questions Correct: 6/11

Victor and Lucario
Currently in 2nd Place

"We're here!" Yelled Victor quite loudly and annoyingly.

After spending a total of thirty seconds reading the clue, Victor and Lucario grabbed five pencils, two test papers and lots of extra paper as notes.

"We're taking a systematic approach," explained Victor, "We're going to write down everything we already know, like records and stuff."

"Yeah, we feel we're going to win now." Lamented Lucario.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Therapy Classmates

"We're last here," said Luigi.

"Just hurry so we can win the million," said Mewtwo a bit pushy.

Victor and Lucario
Taking the Test
Questions Correct: 0/0
Questions Correct: 1/1

"I went ahead and did the first one because it was so easy," explained Lucario to the camera.

"Now we're writing down notes," said Victor as he wrote down several things at once.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Taking the Test
Questions Correct: 2/5
Questions Correct: 2/5

"We're winging through this thing!" said Mewtwo, writing down more answers.

"I think the others are distracted," pointed out Luigi.

Victor and Lucario

"Oh look a penny!" said Victor as he picked it up.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Questions Correct: 5/8

"We're almost halfway through!" said Luigi.

"Awesome, I don't know why this would possibly be so easy…" wondered Mewtwo as he wrote more down.

Victor and Lucario

"Oh look another penny" said Victor.

Victor and Lucario
Questions Correct: 2/2
Questions Correct: 2/2

"Because we're carefully answering each and every one, we are getting all of them so far correct I bet," said Lucario smugly.

"We are so good," said Victor, cackling.

King Dedede and Lucas
Questions Correct: 3/18
Questions Correct: 18/19

"How far have you gotten now?" asked Lucas to King Dedede.

"I am on 19 now," said King Dedede proudly, proud of himself.

"I'm on the last problem, it says 'Graph a chart showing what every team got on every leg. Underline eliminations. You do not have to show FastForwards or Yields/Uturns', it's the hardest one." Said Lucas, showing his paper.

"Though I'm almost done," said Lucas boastfully.

Victor and Lucario
Questions Correct: 7/7
Questions Correct: 4/4

"We're easily answering each one correct because of our patience and note-taking," chuckled Victor heartily, "We are the official winners of the Extra Smashy Amazing Race!"

"What'd you get for number five?" asked Lucario, looking up from his paper.

"What, 'Who was the fifth team eliminated?'…It was Falcon and R.O.B., dude." Explained Victor.

"Oh yeah, right." Said Lucario, writing it down.

Victor read question eight.

8. Which three teams won two legs?

"Well…" said Victor, "Us, Yoshi and Olimar, who one-upped us at least twice, and…maybeee…Quinn and Kirby! They too pushed us to second two times in a row!"

He wrote those three teams down.

Victor: 8/8
Lucario: 5/5

King Dedede and Lucas
Questions Correct: 3/20
Questions Correct: 19/20

"WE FINISHED!" yelled Lucas and King Dedede.

The other two teams gasped in horror, and watched as the Penguin and blonde turned in their papers.

"Lucas…you missed one question!" said the teacher who graded their papers.

"King Dedede…you missed, unfortunately, Seventeen questions!"

"What?!" asked King Dedede and Lucas, outraged.

Victor, Mewtwo, Lucario and Luigi all sighed with relief.

"How on earth could you miss seventeen?" asked Lucas.

"How on earth could I miss seventeen?" asked King Dedede.

"Let me see your test…Well no wonder! You put down Mewtwo and Lucario as the fifth team eliminated, you said Popo and Nana had made the record as the biggest drop in placing, from last to negative five, and then you wrote that King Dedede and Claus had won the most legs! MY NAME IS LUCAS, DAMMIT!" hollered Lucas as he stamped the floor. "Lucas LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS!1"

Victor and Lucario
Questions Correct: 12/12
Questions Correct: 9/9

"Hehe, Blondie and fattie must have rushed through, at least Dedede did," chuckled Victor as he leaned back in his seat. "They don't have quite the talent we do,"

"They aren't gonna make it anytime soon, I'd say…" said Lucario as he relaxed.

King Dedede and Lucas

"And the only ones that you got correct were ones from when you cheated from me!" cried Lucas. "You're an idiot!"

"I feel like such a dumb blonde!" exclaimed King Dedede, hitting his forehead.

Lucas just cried harder.

Victor: 12/12
Lucario: 9/9

"Yep…we sure aren't gonna be passed anytime soon," said a smug Lucario, putting down his head to rest.

"Yeah…" said a tired Victor, closing his eyelids momentarily.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Questions Correct: 10/15
Questions Correct: 12/13

"This is easy!" snickered Mewtwo, "What a joke for such a dumb final task!"

"Yeah man, I think this is easy," explained Luigi, showing his paper.

Luigi

"Me and Mewtwo actually get along now," explained Luigi. "We both never argue anymore, and we've come closer, throughout the race. We are here to win!"

"We may not be the most awesome and coolest team out there like maybe Victor, and Lucario, but we do show that we have talent and skills, to prove to be the best of the pack!" exclaimed Luigi, jumping in joy.

Victor and Lucario

Victor and Lucario were starting to snore in their slumber.

King Dedede and Lucas
Questions Correct: 3/20
Completed

"I'm done, Dedede! Hurry up, this is our chance!" said Lucas angrily.

"But…I cannot see how all these could be wrong!" spouted King Dedede, in anger. "I mean, look at this one!" the penguin exclaimed, pointing to Question 11, "The biggest drop in placing record is clearly Wolf and Ganondorf! Those punks went from 1st to 10th!"

"Uh, Dedede? We're focusing on our race," explained Lucas. "And quit making Bootleg Smashy Amazing Race references!"

"But you too got this one wrong," pouted King Dedede. "I refuse to admit I was wrong until you admit you were wrong!"

"I was wrong! Okay? It wasn't Ness and G&W either, it was Link and Ganondorf! They were second-last, remember? They had used a Fast Forward on the very first leg, landing them in fifth, and then they fell behind on the second leg and were ultimately eliminated!" explained Lucas rapidly.

King Dedede pondered this for a moment, keeping that fact in thought.

Wait a minute… he thought. That makes Question #11 wrong! It is in fact Link and Ganondorf! And so, Link and Ganondorf could not have been the team with the most wins! It must have been us, winning three legs. And the team with no wins but made it to the final Three is not us but Mewtwo and Luigi!

King Dedede
Questions Correct: 6/20
2nd attempt

Victor and Lucario
Questions Correct: 12/12
Questions Correct: 9/9

Victor started to snore even louder.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Questions Correct: 14/20
Questions Correct: 15/16

"Wow, easy, easy test!" smirked Luigi.

"This is so easy I could do it in my sleep!" chuckled Mewtwo, turning in his paper.

"Yeah, we are probably the closest to finishing now," said Luigi as he licked his finger and turned the page.

Victor and Lucario

"Whew…where are we?" mumbled Victor as he woke from his nap. "OH NO! We slept! We slept! Lucario! Wake up! We fell asleep from exhaustion!"

"Oh no…" sighed Lucario, "We're such idiots, we have let everyone get a bigger jump on us! We have to work even faster! Oh, what a price to pay for not getting any sleep for 36 hours!"

Mewtwo and Luigi
Questions Correct: 14/20
Questions Correct: 17/20

"We're done!" cheered Luigi as he and Mewtwo turned in their papers automatically.

"Oh no!" gasped Victor. "We screwed up!"

They cried.

"Mewtwo, you missed six!" Said the teacher.

"Luigi, you missed…three!"

"Yes!" said Luigi and Mewtwo, "We barely missed any!"

Victor and Lucario
Questions Correct: 17/17
Questions Correct: 13/13

"Oh no oh no!" gasped Victor, shocked, "Dedede seems to be zooming through this!"

"Just don't stop writing! We cannot fail! Failure can't happen to us!" scolded Lucario, whapping Victor with his pencil.

King Dedede: 12/12
2nd Attempt

"…And Luigi and Jigglypuff can't be the ninety-second team eliminated, because that was a trick question! And that makes the ninety-second team eliminated out of all of Smashy Amazing Race history was Yoshi and Olimar! And they were fourth place! Not Ness and Pikachu!1" continued King Dedede, correcting them left and right.

Mewtwo: 16/20
Luigi: 20/20
2nd Attempt

"We're all coming close," explained Luigi, about to crack under the pressure, "It's now the final battle!"

"This is it!" exclaimed Mewtwo as he reached question 18.

Victor: 19/19
Lucario: 16/16

"We are maybe going to win!" said Victor hopefully.

"This is the picture--- It's now the final footrace, one winner, two losers. Make us winners by working!" said Lucario angrily.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Almost…done…" said Mewtwo as he wrote the last few bits to the chart.

Victor and Lucario

"Nearly…completed…" said Lucario.

King Dedede

"… So then that makes Luigi and Mewtwo still in the finals!" chuckled King Dedede as he marked the last leg down on his chart.

Victor and Lucario

"FINISHED!!!" screamed Lucario.

"Make your way to the finish line of the race, the Smashville Middle School Football Stadium!" read Victor.

"Having completed all tasks in the entire race, teams must now travel across the school and to the final destination of The Extra Smashy Amazing Race, The Football field of Smashville Middle School!" said Koopa, "Teams must run along a long marked path before entering the stadium, where they will see the finish line straight in front of them! The first team to cross the finish line will win the one million dollar prize!"

"Hand to her, run for your freaking damn life!" yelled Victor.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Complete!" said Mewtwo, following them behind by a few yards.

"This is too much for me!" cried Luigi. "I may not win!"

Victor and Lucario

"Beat them to the gym, which will lead outside!" said Victor inspirationally.

"Where's the gym?!" asked Lucario to a passing student.

"Um…on the other side of the school. But school's over! It's a 13-day vacation, everyone's coming out of class to their lockers so they can leave!" explained the student.

"It's the final epic footrace," hollered Victor, "We just have to beat them in a race across the whole school!"

"C'mon, start running like never before!" said Lucario, sprinting down the hall.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"That way that way!" screamed Mewtwo, pointing down the other hall. "We'll go down this one!"

"Oh man, this is tight!" panicked Luigi as he ran his hardest.

Victor and Lucario

"We can make it just a bit further! It may lead over there, slide into that hall, it will lead downstairs to the gym!" explained Victor intelligently, pushing Lucario.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Nuue, I don't wanna lose!" cried Luigi.

King Dedede

"…So then, that makes the three remaining teams, us, Victor and Lucario, and Mewtwo and Luigi!" finished King Dedede. "Say, I'm done, ha, ha, ha!"

"Make your way…to the finish line!" read Lucas ecstatically.

"We're still in this!" cheered King Dedede.

Victor and Lucario

"Run Lucario, we're almost to the stairs leading to the gym!" yelled Victor.

"Oh Victor, I feel sick!" complained Lucario.

Victor grunted angrily, and kicked Lucario, straight down the room with the stairs.

"Feel better?" cackled Victor.

"Yeah," sighed Lucario.

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Oh No, Victor and Lucario are a couple yards ahead!" gasped Mewtwo, "Do something!"

Luigi used Green missile to fly almost into the stairs.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed Victor.

Victor and Lucario

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

King Dedede and Lucas

"That way!" nodded Dedede, acknowledging the screams.

"Of we go!" cheered Lucas, dashing ahead.

Victor and Lucario

"DO Something!" said Victor angrily.

Lucario thought for a moment, and then threw a beer bottle at Mewtwo's head, stunning him.

"Augh, start running!" cried Victor, seeing King Dedede and Lucas.

King Dedede and Lucas

Lucas sprinted ahead, and Dedede puffed up to speed towards the two other teams.

They zoomed next to a shocked and confused Victor and Lucario, punching both and stealing their guns.

"You'll suffer soon, you maggots!" snarled Victor, tripping down the stairs.

"This is for cheating us and lying and stealing our stuff, you rag bags!" yelled Lucas strongly, being OOC, and throwing stuff at them.

"Let's beat them," said King Dedede angrily.

"Yeah," agreed Lucas angrily.

Victor and Lucario

"Wait…what happened to Mewtwo and Luigi?!" asked Victor, scared.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH, they are ahead!" pointed Lucario.

The Gym

Mewtwo and Luigi

"Ha ha, we snuck ahead of them!" high-fived Mewtwo and Luigi.

"Wait, here comes the other two teams!" cried out Luigi, running faster across the gym.

"Dammit, why don't they just let us win?!" asked Mewtwo angrily.

"Because they want to win the million…?" asked Luigi.

Victor and Lucario

"Catch up, ha, we're catching them!" snickered Victor, dashing.

"Lucas is coming up from behind!" warned Lucario.

As Lucas tried to run underneath Victor's legs in an attempt to reach the finish line, Victor kicked the kid behind him, knocking down Dedede and Lucas.

"Yes!" cheered the martial artists.

At the Finish Line, Smashville Football Stadium

Mewtwo and Luigi
Victor and Lucario
Tied for 1st

They started to run along the marked trail, which went completely around the stadium's side, until they could enter and run onto the finish line.

They ran, passing one another every few seconds.

Lucario jumped ahead of the rest, leaving the other three behind by about 2 yards.

King Dedede and Lucas

"Sprint Dedede, sprint it hard man!" screamed Lucas as he ran out from the gym and saw the two other teams.

"Oh no they're ahead!" cried King Dedede, panting like a dog.

"Please quit doing that," said Lucas angrily.

Lucario

"I see it! Ahead! The finish line!" whooped Lucario, turning to Victor. He wasn't there, he was trying to pass Mewtwo, who kept tripping him and was keeping Luigi in front of him.

"Arrrgh!" yelled Lucario in frustration, going to the finish line by himself.

Mewtwo and Luigi
Victor

"Sprint, dammit!" yelled Mewtwo to Luigi, "Beat Victor there and it's done and done!"

Lucas ran by all of them.

"DAMMIT" yelled everyone.

Lucas ran onto the finish mat thirty seconds later.

"King Dedede, puff up and float above them!" called out Lucas, to King Dedede who was trying hard to pass the three other runners.

King Dedede puffed himself up, and floated directly over the group.

"This is the finish line battle!" Screamed everyone, all terrified about losing.

Finish Line

King Dedede landed back onto the ground with a thud, halting him for a moment.

Victor shoved Mewtwo to the ground, and was left behind. Victor darted, and tried to pass the slow Luigi.

"Ha ha ha, admit it Luigi, you're never gonna win!" cackled Victor evilly, getting closer and closer.

Mewtwo ran like a bat out of hell, trying to catch back up and make his team win.

King Dedede struggled to stay in front, but to no avail, with Luigi passing him, by a few inches.

Victor tried to dash in front, but then tripped on a rock as he passed Luigi and King Dedede.

Luigi shoved down King Dedede.

Mewtwo ran by Victor, cackling. Victor yanked Mewtwo's tail, bringing down the cat.

King Dedede tried to pick himself up, but Luigi kicked him down.

"Go Victor and Lucario!" chanted most of the crowd, the martial artist being one of the more popular teams with the others.

Luigi tried to run ahead. King Dedede growled and picked himself up, running to beat the living tar out of Luigi.

Mewtwo and Victor bit and fought one another as they rolled closer to the mat, in a deadlock.

King Dedede hit Luigi with his jet hammer, careening Luigi off the course to the mat.

King Dedede puffed up and floated upwards.

Victor and Mewtwo rolled by Luigi, clawing at one another.

Luigi pulled himself together and dashed for the mat.

King Dedede continued to float higher.

Mewtwo reached for the mat, but Victor bit his hand, which spurted out blood everywhere.

Luigi was now only 5 yards away.

King Dedede made his move, using super Dedede jump, his up-B move to soar up into the air and down towards the mat.

Mewtwo kicked away Victor, and reached the mat with his bloody hand, touching the finish line.

Luigi was less than a yard behind the finish line.

King Dedede started to fall back down to earth, planning to land onto the finish line.

Victor sprinted towards the mat, jumping up.

Luigi saw what he had to do to reach the mat first. He cunningly jumped on Victor's head, sending the furious alligator back down, and propelling him up.

Luigi then quickly planted himself underneath King Dedede's falling form.

King Dedede, who was falling down to the finish line like a meteor, hit Luigi hard.

The force caused Luigi hurtling down… …straight onto the finish line.

Luigi smiled weakly as he hit the finish line first, but battered and bruised.

Then the other two remaining racers hit the mat.

Koopa Troopa the host looked stunned at the results.

"…Six Continents, ten Countries and more than 80,000 miles…" said Koopa dramatically.

Everyone gasped and looked onward.

"By a meteor smash…"

Luigi's throat throbbed.

"…Mewtwo and Luigi, you are the official winners of the Extra Smashy Amazing Race!"

"YAAY!!1" cheered Mewtwo and Luigi, hugging and then crying. Not from sadness or happiness, but from feeling their injuries.

"Nuueee!!" cried Victor and Lucario.

"Victor and Lucario, you are team number two!" said Koopa.

"It is…better than…than…third…" cried Lucario, on the mat.

Both bawled.

"And King Dedede and Lucas, you are team number three!" finished Koopa.

"Well…at least we tried," shrugged Lucas, helping up King Dedede.

"Yeah…and we've come closer on this race," explained King Dedede.

"I can't believe we won! We won!" laughed Luigi, happy-crying. "I actually won my first leg, ever, and I won the grand prize! I did it!"

"We're the winners!" cheered Mewtwo, dancing around the mat.

"We came second…to them…" cried Victor. "We deserved to win…"

"Save it for the post-race interviews!" chuckled Koopa at their expense.

Final Results:

Winners!) Mewtwo and Luigi- Therapy Classmates

2nd Place) Victor and Lucario- Martial Arts Fighters

3rd Place) King Dedede and Lucas- Party Animals

4th Place) Yoshi and Captain Olimar - Hocotate Employees

5th Place) Snake and Pikachu – Best Friends

6th Place) Ness and Mr. Game & Watch –Nerds

7th Place) Quinn and Kirby – Gifted Students

8th Place) Samus and Leon – Dating Astronauts

9th Place) R.O.B. and Captain Falcon – Renowned F-Zero Racers

10th Place) Meowth and Wobbufett – Pokemon

11th Place) Meta-Knight and Jigglypuff – Dating 2 years

12th Place) Link and Ganondorf – Adventurers

Last Place) Peach and Donkey Kong – Newly Dating

Post-Race Interviews

Mewtwo and Luigi
Winners

"We're honored to have run this race," said Mewtwo, almost in tears of joy, "And to race against these twelve unique and quirky teams. It was a challenge from beginning to end, but somehow we've made it!"

"Yeah, we're proud to finally win a race!" said Luigi, cheering. "I bet everyone respects us now!"

All the twelve teams who placed lower than them glared angrily at Mewtwo and Luigi.

"Yeah…they respect us…" said Mewtwo shiftily, reaching for the exit door to avoid the angry mob.

Victor and Lucario
2nd Place

"Yeah, we really let everyone down because we slipped up and let Mewtwo and Luigi win…" sighed Victor. "But on the bright side, we got second out of Thirteen teams…"

"I guess we'll be headed back to the ol' gym, where we'll just work out some more…" sniffed Lucario. "Same thing, never different."

"Yeah, we're gonna just go back to the same routine and such," said Victor with a sad glance over in Mewtwo and Luigi's direction. "We should have won that million. We beat them there, fair and square!"

Several videos played, showing all the times Victor and Lucario cheated.

"Um…you get some more food, Lucas…" Said Victor shiftily.

Lucario tripped King Dedede.

Victor and Lucario threw two bags away from the pile, after beating everyone in the first leg footrace.

"W-well never mind…" said Victor as he dejectedly walked off, Lucario following him.

King Dedede and Lucas
3rd Place

"We're extremely ecstatic to have gotten this far," explained Lucas with a grin. "We may not have won, but heck, we beat ten teams! Tough ones, too! We're thrilled to make it to the end! Ha ha, we still won the most legs!"

"Hyuk, I think I have learned a valuable lesson," explained King Dedede, "In true friendship."

"Really?" asked Lucas, on the verge of happy tears.

"NO!" screamed King Dedede, running off to go cry in misery of losing inside his personal jet plane.

Yoshi and Captain Olimar
4th Place

"We got free slushies!" Said Yoshi, slurping down his free slushie.

"And we also got promoted!" grinned Olimar, giving a thumbs-up.

"…But the main thing is that we got free slushies!" added Yoshi quickly.

They grinned cheesily.

Snake and Pikachu
5th Place

"We won a leg…" Said Snake shiftily.

"We got Fifth…" said Pikachu.

"And most of all…we got our friendship back!" said Snake. "Put 'er there!" Snake held out his hand.

Pikachu graciously extended his hand.

Snake ripped it off and ate it.

"…" said Pikachu.

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch
6th Place

"Ummm…" said Ness, staring at Mr. Game & Watch, beeping away. "We did good?"

"We did better than some of them, I guess," said Mr. Game & Watch in his own language.

"Heeey…guys…remember me? Your old translator?" said their female translator for G&W. "You…you are gonna share some of your prizes with me…right?"

Ness and Mr. Game & Watch beat her up as payback for ditching them early on in the race.

Quinn and Kirby
7th Place

"We're in the middle?!" said Kirby a little nervously. "Half got ahead and half we beat?"

"The other half behind us suck, the damn idiots," grinned Quinn smugly.

Everyone that got eighth or below glared at Quinn.

"They were all freaks, too!" added Kirby. "Criminals, idiots, you name it!"

"But I'm sure they all love us!" smiled Quinn.

"Yeah, we're so likable…" continued Kirby.

They got sued from multiple people and ended up in the hospital.

Samus and Leon
8th Place

"The little twerps got ahead of us, Quinn and Kirby and Ness and Mr. Game & Watch, but we've highlighted the back of the whole pack?" said Leon.

"I thought you were dead when Dedede killed you," reminded Samus.

"Darn you, Samus, and your awarenessssssssss…" screamed Leon as he died.

Captain Falcon and R.O.B.
9th Place

"I'm Falcon!" said Captain Falcon stupidly, next to R.O.B.'s remains.

…

"Anything else?" asked Koopa angrily.

"No, because I'm Falcon!" said Falcon cockily.

"We know already," said Koopa angrily.

"Yes, of course! …Because I'm Falcon!"

"Security!" yelled Koopa, the security guards taking away Falcon and R.O.B.'s corpse.

Meowth and Wobbufett
10th Place

"Ha ha ha, you idiots don't realize that me and my stupid partner have cheated to get in this race!" cackled Meowth evilly, his eyes glowing red. "Our plan worked! Worked!"

"Wobba!" said Wobbufett.

"…Okay, it worked halfway…" cried Meowth. "We didn't win."

"Wait…you guys cheated to get into the race?!" said Koopa, outraged. "I hereby eliminate you from the race!"

"We're already eliminated!" said Meowth angrily.

"Oh." Said Koopa.

…

"You guys suck, 10th place, ha ha," chuckled Koopa.

Meowth and Wobbufett glared angrily at Koopa.

Meta-Knight and Jigglypuff
11th Place

"How does it feel to be one of the suckiest teams?" asked Koopa, sneering.

"Like hell," muttered Meta-Knight, forcing Jigglypuff off of him.

"Me and Metie are thinking about marriage," said Jigglypuff sweetly.

"What?! No we aren't you dumb BLEEP" yelled Meta-Knight.

Jigglypuff pulled a gun on him.

"Dumb BLEEP this!" sobbed Jigglypuff, shooting.

"What the fu-"

Link and Ganondorf
12th Place

"So, how does it feel to be known as the team with the biggest drop in placing in Smashy Amazing Race history?" asked Koopa with a chuckle.

"We will get our revenge on you, all of you!" yelled Ganondorf and Link as they were taken to prison.

"That…wasn't even an answer…" Said Koopa.

…

"Hello?!" said Koopa angrily.

Donkey Kong and Peach
Last Place

"We came in last, but—" Said Peach.

"CUT!" yelled Koopa. "That's a wrap!"

"But—" protested DK.

"Well, my goose is cooked for sure…" sighed Koopa, later after the final leg had aired. "Everyone will be pissed that Mewtwo and Luigi won, and then they'll complain and-"

"Mail for mr. Koopa!" said a Wigglytuff delivery boy, handing Koopa tons of letters.

"Have a nice day!" said the Wigglytuff, walking off.

"Too late," sighed Koopa, staring at all the fan mail. "Here I go…" he opened the first one. "Dear Koopa Troopa, your show was awesome, I loved how Luigi finally got to win and he cunningly beat Dedede and Victor. Please consider a season two, the TV show rocks. Yours truly, Dwight shanglebobber."

Koopa paused.

"He liked it…" he surfed through the rest of the mail. "This is amazing…phenomenal… everyone liked it! Ha ha, I have prevailed! Finally I can be a star! We can become a bigtime series, and beat that dumb show with Crazy Hand and the superheroes! Season two, here I come!" said Koopa dramatically.

"Next Season, of the Extra Smashy Amazing Race…" Said Koopa. "Eleven different teams set out on a quest around the world!"

"Meet…The Frats, Falcon and Ganondorf!"

"What?!" screamed Ganondorf loudly, obviously stone drunk. "Whaddya mean we can't drink and drive at the same time?! What kind of twisted government do we live in?"

"Meet Mewtwo and Lucario, Lawyers and bickering twins!"

"I hate you!" Cried Mewtwo as he slapped Lucario, "You and your dumb drug addictions!"

"Like it's my fault I have to get high," sighed Lucario.

"Go and die for all I care," simpered Mewtwo, wiping his tears.

"And I love you too," said Lucario cynically.

"And other teams that involve longtime rivalries and old enemies!"

"Die already!" said King Dedede menacingly as he shoved his partner into the abyss.

"I WILL KILL YOOOOOUUUUU…" screamed Wolf as Fox threw him into the steak hole.

"See you next time, on the Extra Smashy Amazing Race!" Said Koopa, turning off the camera once and for all.

THE END