I do not own Naruto, but I do love Anime and FanFics, Pleas keep in mine that my grammar sucks donkey balls.

One day Naruto andKakashi Hatake were fishing at a river bank when Kakashi Hatake took out a dirty novel. " Hay Kakashi" asked Naruto " Can I read that book?'

"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" asked Kakashi "No" said Naruto

"Then your not old enough." Half an hour later, Kakashi took out a bottle of soka.

"Hay Kakashi, can I try some of your soka?"

Kakashi looks at him. " Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

" No," said Naruto solemnly.

'Then you are not old enough for my soka,"

Ten minutes later, Naruto took out a bag of cookies from his food bag.

Kakashi sees the cookies, then asked. " They look good, can I have some."

Naruto looks at him and said: "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"

" I sure can," replied Kakashi. "Then go fuck yourself,' Said Naruto. " These are my cookies!"