I do not own Naruto, but I do love Anime and FanFics, Pleas keep in mine that my grammar sucks donkey balls.
One day Naruto andKakashi Hatake were fishing at a river bank when Kakashi Hatake took out a dirty novel. " Hay Kakashi" asked Naruto " Can I read that book?'
"Can you touch your asshole with your penis?" asked Kakashi "No" said Naruto
"Then your not old enough." Half an hour later, Kakashi took out a bottle of soka.
"Hay Kakashi, can I try some of your soka?"
Kakashi looks at him. " Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"
" No," said Naruto solemnly.
'Then you are not old enough for my soka,"
Ten minutes later, Naruto took out a bag of cookies from his food bag.
Kakashi sees the cookies, then asked. " They look good, can I have some."
Naruto looks at him and said: "Can you touch your asshole with your penis?"
" I sure can," replied Kakashi. "Then go fuck yourself,' Said Naruto. " These are my cookies!"