Yawn.

Stretch.

Extend claws.

Dig at sofa.

Jump of sofa.

Head for kitchen.

Meow for attention.

Allow yourself to be picked up.

Watch food can being opened.

Jump out of arms and begin eating.

Finish eating.

Duck flying saucepan.

Run out of kitchen before tail is stood on.

Ignore raised voices.

Head for couch.

Jump on table.

Jump onto couch arm.

Curl up in corner of couch.

Yell and run away before being sat on.

Walk out of lair with tail held high.

Stalk rodent sounds.

Pounce on invisible prey.

Return to lair.

Pounce.

Flee from moving skateboard below you.