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Sirius,

I am not a hypocrite! I tell you that we're too old to prank because WE ARE.

Of course I've done that sort of thing before, not to such an extent, but the principle is roughly the same. Who else do you think charmed Dumbledore's socks to dance all over the staff table in 3rd year?

Mr Black, why have you sent me a piece of blank parchment? It's hardly an amazing piece of technology. Or is it? Intrigued beyond belief…

B.A.R

Lily

P.S. Has Remus forgiven me yet?

Lily,

Ummm, well, ummm….

I honourably decline to pass judgement on your enquiry concerning Mr Lupin.

*smiles sweetly*

Lily, why in the name of Merlin's sweaty Quidditch robes would I send you a blank piece of parchment? Of course it's special! I sent it.

That "amazing piece of technology" is enchanted. You have one piece and I have another. If you write on it, it appears on my parchment and vice versa. Clever, eh? I'm not just a pretty face you know. Just like you not being half as innocent as you seem.

Hmmm

S

Sirius,

No, I didn't know that you weren't just a pretty face. I didn't even know that you had a pretty face Sirius.

However, I'll admit that your idea is ingenious. It should stop the owls drawing attention to us. Perfect. I'd hug you but it would seem really odd for Lily Evans to show affection to any one of the marauders. So I'll send you a virtual one for your streak of excellence. I can see what McGonagall sees in you now.

B.A.R

Impressed

Lily

Lily,

What McGonagall sees in me? What are you on about woman?

I thank you for the hug. And I also agree that it would seem odd for someone that appears to hate me to run up and hug me. Also, I'd rather not be impaled by an angry quidditch player with dodgy spectacles. So yes, very well thought out Evans 

Sirius

Siri,

Everybody knows that she has a soft spot for the four of you, well maybe not Peter so much, but definitely the rest of you. Maybe it's because you're so good at transfiguration. I don't know. All I know is that she's let you off without reporting you to Dumbledore on loads of occasions.

I don't hate you Sirius. You're my favourite agony aunt! I mean uncle… yes, uncle. Seriously though Sirius, hehehe I just spotted the pun there, I've come to think of you as a friend recently. I like writing to you.

B.A.R

Your sort of friend

Lily

Lily-flower,

I'm touched, I really am. I guess we are kind of friends now. I look forward to your witty replies. I honestly never realised how sharp your tongue, or quill, was before now.

I still don't buy the McGonagall rubbish though. Minnie let me off with anything? I don't think so!

Oh, and please don't call me Siri'.

Friendly greetings

Sirius

SiriUS (is that better?),

Is it true that James asked Dorcas in 6th year to the next Hogsmeade trip? Is he really going with her? Why? I thought you said that he still liked me?

What the hell?

B.A.R, or just wipe clean- can you do that on this parchment thingy?

Confused, by boys not by the parchment. Although this parchment stuff does send my mind whirling…

Lil

Lily,

I'm so sorry. James is being a prat. I'm sure he still likes you. Remus agrees but is still refusing to send you anything himself. You have to credit him for his ability to hold a grudge. We're both refusing to speak to him if that makes you feel any better. Peter still doesn't understand why. But then again does he ever?

And before you say anything, I won't say a word to him about this.

So, yeah, it's just something he needs to get out of his system. Nothing to worry about. A minor blip. A slight anomaly. A fingerprint on the glass window that is your life. A skid mark on the knickers of love and discovery….

And I'm going to stop there before my metaphors get any weirder.

Cheer up chuck

Love

Sirius, and Remus by default

A few days later…

S

Urghhhh! That boy! No, that girl! Oh I don't know, just urghhhh!!!

They won't stop being all gooey and mushy ALL the time. I mean I can't even talk to him about head duties anymore. He's always too busy attaching himself to her face! It's vile. Can't they just do it in private? Away from me: away from anybody? Infact why can't he just not do it with her at all? Why not do it with me?

Mary's told me that I'm overacting. She doesn't get why I'm so upset.

"Bleugh"… ("your word, not mine" :P)

L

L

Ahhhhh! There's a green eyed monster!

Oh, no, wait: that's you.

Love

S

S

You're not funny

L

L

Au contraire ma copine, I am in fact very funny.

But you needn't worry Lils, it won't last long.

S

S

What won't last long- James' relationship or you being funny?

Love

L

L

Oh, would you look who decided to grow a sense of humour?

I was of course talking about James and Dorcas. She doesn't stay with guys for too long. She's a bit like a female version of what I used to be. Generally, a bit of a slag. And James isn't in the state of mind to commit to anything at the moment. Mostly due to the fact that he's still madly in love with you.

Stop panicking worry wart

Love

S

S

I'm not worrying, in fact I don't care. Did you just call me a worry wart?

When did you stop being a man-whore extroadinaire? I just realised that you haven't been out with anybody this term. Are you feeling ok?

Check your temperature for me; it'll save me having to think of a sly way to do it myself.

L

Lily,

I feel fine. And Remus says that my temperature is normal. AND that I'm very funny.

I just haven't wanted to go out with random girls this term, is all. Just one. And she's way out of my league. My god here we go again with the girly love stuff again. I'm going to go and play Quidditch. Come and watch practise if you want; you may learn something.

Honestly I'm completely well matron

S

SB,

Sirius Black are you actually growing up?!

Oh sweet Godric the world is going to end!

Who's the lucky girl then? Hmmm? Is it Marlene? You were staring at her at the last Quidditch match weren't you? Oh my god you like Marlene! But she's not out of your league. What are you on about?

Enjoy your Quidditch Mr Maturity 1978, I'm going to stay inside where it's not raining.

Love

Lily

Lils,

Hah! It is raining inside now!

No, I don't fancy Marlene you dimwit. I've told you before; it wasn't her that I was staring at.

Keep guessing Miss Marple (that's the muggle detective right?)

Or even better: just drop it and go and talk to James. Okay?

Love

Sirius

Sirius,

Wow you're touchy about this. Angsty much?

Ypu didn't need to get me wet! I was qiute innocently showing concern for a frind. I could help- a girl's perspective and all that.

And would you mind cutting out the insults in you letters! So far you've called me:

1) Carrot top

2) Worry wart

3) Dimwit

4) Hypocrite

5) Miss Marple- she's really OLD. I'm not!

I'm going to figure out who you like Black.

You're a muppet by the way.

Love

Lily

L

Oh no you won't.

And you're a plonker dear Lilykins.

S

S

So, you were staring in our directing at the match. Who was around? Peter, Remus, Hailey, me, Marlene and Mary.

*Insert insult here*

L

Lily

Honestly, I want you to drop it.

You should spend your time writing that transfiguration essay that I know you haven't even attempted to start yet. Or drawing or picking those flowers you like. Do anything but think about me and my feelings okay?

Busy body.

Lovingly yours

S

Sirius….

You've told me to ignore your feelings. So I will. But I will listen to mine. And I feel like helping, or harassing depending on your point of view, a friend in need. So I'm going to.

How did you know all that stuff about me by the way? A little bit scared right now.

Stalker boy

Love

L

Lily,

I live with James, you can't NOT know these things.

You are so good at twisting my words. PUT IT TO BETTER USE!

Stubborn hag

S

S

Hag?! Cheeky arsehole.

Hang on, Mary and Marlene were sitting next to each other at the match.

Hmmmm….

Evasive man whore

All my love

Lily

You can't seriously still be going on about that can you?!

You like a woodpecker, you just keep pecking away.

And I can't be a manwhore, they don't pay me. Bloody injustice really.

Love for the woodpacker girl

S

S

Yes, I am still going on about that.

You dog

Love

L

L

Why thank you!

Dogs are great aren't they? Loyal, playful, strong….

S

S

Stop changing the subject!

Mary and Marlene were sitting next to each other. It really wasn't Marlene you were ogling was it? It was MARY.

You fancy Mary?

Since when?!

Love

L

The end of sixth year, happy now?

A/N: Oooh.. I thought it was time for a twist. So here it is. You may have noticed from the top that from now on, I've decided to dedicate a chapter to a reviewer. A little extra incentive to talk to me? :P Thanks for all the feed back so far everybody!