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This is my 4th Fan Fiction. This one is a Hidan/OC
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Chapter 1: Bars are an Abomination

Kiyoko hated bars: pure simple fact. If she did not have a mission, she would not be here at all. Being intoxicated was far from her favorite-things-to-do list and the men that were intoxicated made everything worse. She brushed a lock of her shoulder length black hair out of her face. Her crimson eyes scanned the area and had spotted her target. Well, at least with my ability, this will not be overly difficult.

Her target was some business man from the Mist Village who dealt with a lot of black market things with many missing Nin; most notably the Akatsuki. Her task was simple: kill the man. The man in question noticed her sipping lemonade quietly at the bar. She's pretty. With that simple thought in mind, he walked over to Kiyoko and extended out his hand. "Hello there beautiful. My name is Daiki Kane."

Kiyoko smiled. Way easier than I thought. She removed the glove on her right hand and shook his hand. A second later, the man collapsed and a not-so-discrete pool of blood formed. Kiyoko smiled. Mission accomplished no reason to stick around here now.

Just as she was about to leave, a hand grabbed her arm. Thankfully for the man, she wore long sleeves. "What is your rush pretty woman? You don't want to spend the night with me?"

Kiyoko scowled. She poked gloveless pointer finger at the man's forehead. Within a second, this man also collapsed. Around the poked spot, blood was gushing out. She then made a big show of putting her gloves back on and dashed out of the grungy bar. She barely got out of the door when another hand grabbed her arm.

That was the last straw and now Kiyoko did not care for maintaining the patience that she had during the mission. She immediately whipped out a kunai and glanced at the man who grabbed her arm. He had slicked back silver hair, his eyes were lavender, and should could not help but stare at his bare chest. However, her eyes were glued to the robes he was wearing. Hmm… kill two birds with one stone. "Who are you?"

"I am Hidan and you are coming with me Kiyoko." Hidan had been warned to be beyond civil in dealing with Kakuzu's new target. She had to be brought in alive for the money and Hidan was blackmailed into retrieving her.

"No thanks. I just accomplished my mission and have absolutely no intention of going anywhere with an Akatsuki. Now let me go or I will kill you."

Hidan laughed hysterically. "Me die? That is so fucking rich!"

Kiyoko twitched at the profanity. "Look, leave me alone and we will not have to resort to fighting." Kiyoko turned away to leave, but Hidan grabbed her arm again. Before Kiyoko could do anything else, tentacles grabbed her arms and attempted to separate her from Hidan.

Kiyoko had enough. She ripped her gloves off of her hands and placed her hands on Hidan's arms. Her eyes widen in shock as Hidan smiled widely. "See! Killing me is impossible."

"How…? How is it that you can…?"

"Simple. I follow Jashin. He grants me immortality. Kakuzu isn't so easily killed either."

Kiyoko's eyes became downcast. "I see… I suppose this means you lot will not leave me alone."

Kakuzu nodded at her. "There is quiet the massive bounty on you alive. After all, your ability has given you quite the reputation among shinobi. This is merely a business transaction and we are here simply to collect."

Kiyoko's eyes shot towards Kakuzu and she laughed. "I remember some of those bounty offices. Some of my friends would turn me in so they could collect the money. Then I would simply touch the bounty hunters and that problem was solved. After that, we would go to other bounty hunters." Kiyoko stopped as there was currency signs in Kakuzu's eyes and the sound of a cash register could be heard."

"Good going. Now this money whore will want to drag you to every single fucking station to collect your bounty." Hidan rolled his eyes.

Before Kakuzu could say anything, Kiyoko smiled. "No thanks. Besides, I still have no intentions of joining you two on a trek towards riches. It has been interesting gents but, I must take my leave." With that, a teleportation jutsu followed and she disappeared in a puff of white rose petals and a gentle wind picked up the petals.

"What the fuck?! We came all this way and she vanishes on us? That bitch!"

Kakuzu pulled Hidan towards the direction the wind was heading towards. "She's that way. I can tell that that jutsu relies on wind direction to carry its user."

Hidan nodded in understanding. "That's cool. I didn't know that."

"Hidan… what you don't know would fill several libraries."

"Where the fuck did libraries come from? … Hey! That wasn't nice you asshole!"

Kiyoko smiled as she appeared in a storm of white rose petals several kilometers away from the bar and the two unusual Akatsuki members. Time to go home.

With that, she began walking towards her village and it did not take long before she could see the walls and gates of her beloved village. Kiyoko gazed at the village with longing and missed every small aspect of it.

She reinspected her clothes and groaned. I lost another pair of gloves… I do not have any more gloves in my pack. Cursing under her breath, she was about to enter the village when she was yanked back into the forest by tentacles.

Kiyoko once again came face to face with Kakuzu and Hidan. Before she could retaliate, Hidan came close to her and held his hands out. "You left these at the bar."

Kiyoko noticed her black ninja gloves. Nodding with a silent thank you, she took the gloves and meekly looked at the two of them. "You really have no intention of letting me go home do you?"

Kakuzu was the one to smile now. "A supposed missing nin and assassin for hire working for the Leaf Village truly is rich. I am curious however: why do you not have a Leaf Village headband if this is your village and you are obviously working with the Hokage?"