Chapter 4: Christmas party!

--Enjoy--

Ding-Dong

The ringing of a doorbell was heard in the Hokage's mansion. The door opened to reveal a tipsy Tsunade, grinning at the visitors.

"Welcome! Merry Christmas!"

"Merry Christmas." Pein said with a smile and held out a wrapped package. "Here's a present for you."

"Oh, thank you!" Tsunade exclaimed, grinning widely as she took the present. "Come in! The party has already started!"

"Alright." Pein said with a nod as he and the other Akatsuki members entered. 'Enjoy your five year old fruitcake, Hokage-sama! Kukukuku...'

"Oh, look!" Konan exclaimed and pointed at one of their targets, the Kyuubi jinchuuriki. Only, something was strange. He had a pair of fox ears... along with a blond... fluffy... tail. "KAWAII!"

Konan rushed the startled blond and wrapped him up in a bone crushing hug.

Someone bumped into Hidan, who turned around and saw a drunk-off-her-ass Shizune.

"Oh, I'm sorry! Someone pushed me!" she said as she looked around, trying to spot her invisible assailant. When she looked up, she grinned. "Oh, look! A mistletoe!"

"Huh?" was Hidan's intelligent reply as he was suddenly mouth raped by a drunken med-nin. AS Shizune broke the kiss, she winked at the Jashin priest and left. Hidan looked stunned, before looking up. Hanging from the ceiling was a man with black hair in a bowl cut and huge eyebrows. He was wearing a green spandex suit and had a red ribbon tied around his stomach.

"Way to go, my youthful friend! I, Maito Gai, the mistletoe, will make sure that much of that happens today!"

"Konoha is fucked up..." Hidan muttered as he turned to leave, looking for the alcohol.

--The next day--

Tsunade sat in her office, rubbing her temples, trying to get rid of the killer headache. Shizune was laying in the couch next to her desk, a pillow over her head. Suddenly, Jiraiya, not a single sign of a hangover on him, jumped through her window.

"Hey, Tsunade! Killer party last night!"

"Shut up!" Tsunade shouted as she tossed a paperweight at Jiraiya, who expertly dodged. "It was a mess! Konan and Anko started fighting over Naruto. Kurenai and Yuugao joined in, as well as that Yugito girl from Kumo, trashing half the place... That Killer Bee guy was strung up on a flagpole in his undies... Kakashi started beating Gai like a pinata... And Naruto... Well, I have no idea where he is..."

--With Naruto--

"I love Kage Bunshins..." Naruto said in amazement as the memories of his nine Kage Bunshins came back to him. The memories of 45 hours of sex all together. He got up and left, leaving the five unconscious women to sleep.

--Done--

Another short drabble done! Huzzah for me! And Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you!