Welcome to the FBI Chat room! This was made for all the workers out there who are sometimes, like Mulder, bored to death! CURRENT STATUS: Diana somehow got "hit" with a very familiar and once dropped screw driver…Scully? Got that right. SCULLY'S MESSAGE: HA HA HA! You should have died Diana…YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED! Starring…
Fox Mulder: As... SpookyMulder42
Dana Scully: As…MzScully226
A.D Walter Skinner: As... SexyIsBack58
Monica Reyes: As... MonicaR68
John Doggett: As... DoggMan727
George Myers: As...TickTickIGoBoom22
And last but not least (God shall help us all)...
Diana Fowley: As... BtchisBack22
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MzScully226: Crap.
SpookyMulder42: What do you mean "Crap"?
MzScully226: I'm screwed. I'm dead. I'm done. SHE DIDN'T EVEN DIE!
SpookyMulder42: Scully I'm so sorry but what the hell are you talking about?!
MzScully226: I'm talking about Diana! She filed a police report about the whole screwdriver thing and put me as her first suspect. What am I going to do Mulder? At least she's alive! WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS TO ME!!!
SpookyMulder42: Well Scully I don't know if you noticed this now or noticed this before but…she hates you! She hates you more than I hate Myers and when someone hates someone else more than I hate Myers…That's a problem.
MzScully226: Might as well say your final goodbyes now…for I will be gone later.
SpookyMulder42: Oh please Scully. Don't let this FALSE accusation get to you. Just tell the absent-minded cops you didn't do it and move on. Piece of cake.
MzScully226: But what if they know I'm lying? Gosh I hate Diana more than ever. I think I hate her more than she hates me.
SpookyMulder42: I'm afraid that's not possible.
MzScully226: Curse you for being right…
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SexyIsBack58: Scully?
MzScully226: Yes sir?
SexyIsBack58: Is it true that you dropped a 2 pound screwdriver on Diana Fowley's head?
MzScully226: No…Who told you that lie?
SpookyMulder42: To think she didn't do it…
SexyIsBack58: Just making sure. Diana told the whole entire bureau it was you. Plus people are starting to think Mulder dropped the screwdriver on Myers head. Is that true?
SpookyMulder42: No…who told you that lie?
MzScully226: And to think he didn't do it…:)
SexyIsBack58: Well alright. Just don't want my top agents to go down for something they didn't do. I'll talk to you guys later. Keep tight and god speed.
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SpookyMulder42: What are we going to do?
MzScully226: What every other American would do…Get Fowley.
SpookyMulder42: How about Myers?
MzScully226: That bonehead could go a whole day without realizing there's gum stuck to his shoe…We don't need him. Just his emotionally disturbed lover.
SpookyMulder42: Gotcha. Just tell me the date, time, and place.
MzScully226: And that's the easiest thing to do…
A/N: I seriously don't know what's going on but my sister volunteered to write this chapter. I don't know if it's any good but your reviews will surely tell me…:)