Emmet, Shut Up!
Chapter 1; Introduction
A/N: ALL HUMAN! B&E EM&R J&A….Funny! Romantic!
Disclaimer; I wish I owned Twilight -sigh- but I don't
Bella's Point Of View
I, officially hate the Cullen and Hale family. I also hate Emmet. But for right now let me just explain from the beginning. My brother Emmet, is currently dating Rosalie Hale. Rosalie's twin brother, Jasper is dating Alice Cullen. Alice Cullen's brother, Edward is currently dating me. Let me tell you, I have no idea why Edward dates me or why the Hale's, Cullen's and Emmet are even my friends. They are gorgeous while I am plain. Rosalie and Alice have been my best friends since like FOREVER! They take me shopping all the time, which I hate but they silence my protests.
So let me get to my point. I am sleeping over at the Cullen's house today with the Hale's, Cullen's obviously!, and Emmet.
" EMMET! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" I mean how long does it take a 16 yr. old teenager to get ready?!
He just strolls in here with a huge suitcase. When I mean huge I mean HUGE!
" Emmet, what is in your suitcase?!"
" oh just in case Edward decides to do something with you ."
"You know what Emmet-"
"Let's just go. I don't want to miss quality time with my Rose."
I take my suitcase and I throw it in his huge jeep. Emmet throws his suitcase in his trunk too and lifts me into the passenger chair. He jumps in his seat. Great! He starts changing the radio station. I mean like WHAT THE HELL?! He listens to loud, obnoxious music. After picking my least favorite radio station he turns it up to 100 and starts to drive.
" Emmet, seriously what's in that suitcase?" We were getting pretty close to the Cullen's house. They lived only 2 minutes away…I didn't know why we had to drive. Emmet gave me a reason before, but I still think it's stupid to drive there.
Flashback
I was getting ready to leave for the Cullen's house.
"Emmet! I'll wait outside for you!"
"Kks!"
I stand there waiting outside, about 5 minutes later he shows up.
"Ready to go?" I asked Emmet.
"Yep."
I start walking down the driveway, passing his car. Then I feel big strong hands pull me back. I turned around with I guess a really confused look on my face. The Cullen's lived down the street and when you got the end of the street you turn right and walk straight down that street to the last house.
"No Bella. We're using the car."
"WHY?! We can walk there in like 5 minutes, Em. By the way, if we use the car then we are just wasting gas stupid."
"I am not freakin' walking for five minutes. If we use the car then we can look way cooler, and if we do walk than we will be all sweaty when we get there. I don't want to waste stupid time walking when I could be with my Rose."
End Of Flashback
"Bella, Bella!" He was shaking me and when he saw me jump, he laughed. We have already arrived at the Cullen's house… Wait, since when do Rose and Alice wait for outside smiling evilly?
"Gah!" I was about to take my suitcase when I saw a small hand grab it out. I turned around to see Alice and Rosalie standing at my side. Emmet was barely getting out of the car…
"Hey Rosie, you wanna go inside with me now?" Emmet winked. Typical Emmet. Rosalie pushed him away when he tried to hug her.
"Sorry Emmie-Bear…. We have to go give Bella a make over." HUH?! I never agreed to a makeover… I was trying to go over what happened after I got out of the car…
"WHOA!" Someone picked me up. I looked to my side to see Alice. She looked really really impatient. This must be an important makeover…I wonder what they are going to do…
Rosalie opened the door with my suitcase in her hand. Alice jogged past Edward's room to her room at the end of the hallway…Where is Edward…
"Ally, where is Eddie?"
"He doesn't know you are going to sleep over… he went to the store to get some candy and a couple movies… if you haven't noticed the obvious we are giving you a ma-"
"Yeah, yeah Ally….why are you giving me a makeover? Is there any way I could get out of this?" I was really getting scared. Ally's room had a closet bigger than her room and she put me down on the couch in her closet… I saw a lot of new clothes, ones with tags. When I was at her house yesterday, I didn't see those clothes…oh, crap. She is gonna make me wear or try on those clothes… those clothes were so revealing and lacy. No way I'm gonna wear those clothes.
"Ally, I don't wanna wear these clothes. They look sluttish."
"Bella, we have to make Edward think you look nice…and Emmet told us too."
Oh, so that was what was in his suitcase… Just then Emmet popped in with his suitcase in his hand. Alice and Rose opened the suitcase….
A/N: REVIEW! If no one reviews or I get flames I will just stop writing. I really do mean it… it's cause I type suckish so I don't wanna write a story that no one will read…