Sarah- Hi peeps!
Audience- …
Sarah- GAH! I know, right? I need to post more chappies. A lot. ^^
Nico- Shut up, Sarah.
Sarah- …I'm cold.
Annabeth- Then you should move away from that window.
Sarah- Who asked you? *shivers*
Everyone- …
Sarah- I know I say this every week, but I really will try to update more this time. I will. I forgot how easy it is to type these. And go spring break! By the way, our new guests are- Moony and InvaderDax! Sorry Moony- I've typed this chapter at least five times since whenever.
Dax & Moony- *walk in*
Audience- *claps*
Moony- Hi, I'm so glad to be here!
Dax- …pie?
Sarah- What…? Glad to have you, Moony. ^^ Your nickname reminds me of a book I read in like second grade called Molly Moon.
Moony- I'm… glad?
Sarah- Let's get to the questions. Woot! And thanks to all of you who have made this my most reviewed fic. The book are awesome. The movie is… okay. I was disappointed.
Percy- Me too. I didn't get to play myself.
Sarah- They want people to think it's fiction, smart one. *face palm*
Percy- …oh.
Sarah- The questions are from… Thalia Castellan. I'm guessing they're a Thluke fan. ^^
So...Sarah, Do you enjoy making the characters do things they don't want to do? Cause its funny!Percy, When you and Annabeth have a kid, what will you name it?Annabeth, Do you agree with the names Percy choose?Nico, Are you still in love with Annabeth? And don't say you never had one, just read page 321 BotL!Rachel, I'm not a Percy/Rachel shipper, but I still like you, and hows you job as the Oracle working out?Grover, If you marry Juniper, what will your kids look like? Will they be satyr who can transform into a tree at will?Luke, If Thalia quite the Hunter and risked her life to go talk to you, and begged you to stop working for the Titans, (not even necessarily work for the Olympians) and she'd give you anything you wanted, would you go with her?Thalia, If you had a choose between dating Chris Rodriguez (and angering Clarisse) or dating Luke (and admitting you love him) who would you choose?Thanks, hope you can post this in your story!Thalia Castellan.
Sarah- To answer my quizzie, I do.. Cuz they're all so gullible. Hey, you guys!
Cast- What?
Sarah- If you say banana really slow, it sounds like gullible. *lol*
Nico- Baaaaaanaaaaanaaaa.
Sarah- …is he stupid? PERCY, I choose you!
Percy- *is busy saying banana*
Sarah- Dear gods. Percy, it's your turn.
Percy- …and?
Sarah- Answer… the question. Before I freeze to death.
Percy- Uhhh… um… Guy=Kelsier Girl=Emilie
Annabeth- WHAT?
Percy- I dunno.
Annabeth- What kinds of names are those?!
Percy- …awesome ones?
Sarah- Do I need to break this up?
Annabeth/Percy- No.
Sarah- Okay, let's go… Nico.
Nico- Pass.
Sarah- You can't pass. I'm paying you to do this.
Nico- No, I dun't. Happy now?
Sarah- In an RP I'm doing, you're my brother. ^^
Nico- …
Rachel- *interrupts* My job as oracle is pretty good so far. I mean, except for being in math class and randomly shooting out a prophecy that one time.
Sarah- In that same RP, you get stolen.
Rachel- …
Sarah- I'm gonna edit it something' fiece before I post it as a fic though. First, I have to make it first person POV, then fic all of someone's grammar mistakes.
Annabeth- Why are we talking about this?
Sarah- Because, it's my show. When you have your own, you can torture people. Grover, go.
Grover- I have no clue. It's never been done before.
Sarah- …
Everyone- …
Sarah- Anywho… Luke? By the way, if you died in The Lightning Thief movie, Chris Columbus is gonna get some NASTY hatemail.
Luke- … If I'd had any control, I might have. But, you know, after the Battle of the Labyrinth and all, I couldn't do much…
Sarah- Interesting. *stares*
Luke- Do you… mind?
Sarah- I !
Thalia- Don't… yell at me, pipsqueak.
Sarah- ME? I'm the pipsqueak. Ha. Go look in a mirror sometime.
Dax- …
Moony- Chillax…
Sarah- Just answer the question.
Thalia- I'd go with the second one, only because Clarrise would have things all around me trying to kill me…
Sarah- O.o I guess that means we're done with that set of quizzies, But we have plenty to go. ^^
Percy- O RLY NAO?
Sarah- …yeah…
Percy- Oh.
Dax- …awkward
QUESTION! By .raiin
Sarah:Yeah, being random is awesome! Which do you think is better, being crazy or random? Oh yeah, Paramore rox! My fave song is 'That's What You Get'.Percy:You LOVE Annabeth and you know it! Oh, and i was wondering, if you didn't have Riptide as a weapon, what other weapon would you choose?Annabeth:I want to be an archcitect too!(well i also wanna be a rockstar, but chances are,that might not happen) I already have some monuments planned out. What is your favorite monument?Grover:What's up dude? You are my favorite satyr just to let ya' know. How's Juniper? Tell her i said hi. What are the pros and cons of being a satyr?Thalia:Hi! I would love to be a hunter. It sounds fun. What's your favorite Greenday song? i was curious. So, how does it feel being the daughter of Zeus? Did you like all the attention that you used to get for being the daughter of Zeus? Or was it to much?Nico:Oh my gods Nico you are AWESOME!!I would love to meet you! How's life in the Underworld? Is there actually daytime? Oh, and when you're in the Underworld, can you tell Amelia Earhart i said hi? She's like my :You know, I don't really hate you. Well actually i used to,but when i read TLO, and when i came to the part where you-er- well, cough*die*cough, I kind of cried. It was sad. (wOw, that was a spoiler)But honestly, dude, how come you went over to the DARK side? I mean it's like, all dark and no light...Rachel:I've said this before and i'll say it again:I don't really hate you either. You really bring out Percy and Annabeth's relationship. So, what's it like being the new Oracle? Do you ever eat when you're the Oracle? (another TLO spoiler)
Sarah- That's my least favorite song, haha. It got played way too much on the radio, and now… I've heard Paramore twice in the last 6 months. I mean… aside from talk radio, where it seems to be their theme song. =/
Dax- That's odd.
Moony- Just a little bit…
Sarah- And I'm not sure! I get yelled at for being random, but have not once gotten in trouble for being crazy.
Audience- *sigh*
Sarah- WHAT?
Percy- Didn't you get suspended from some Invader ZIM site for being random.
Sarah- NO! He lies, don't look at him! *hides*
Percy- Whatever… I can't imagine not having Riptide as my weapon. I guess I would just have some ordinary sword. I'd have to carry like 10, considering how much I lose Rip tide.
Sarah- Ain't that the truth? And Annabeth…
Annabeth- My favorite monument in the world would be the Parthenon.
Sarah- I almost went there this summer, but I'm going to Northern Europe instead. TO MAKE BELIAN CHOCOLATE And talk to a member of Parliament. And stay with a German family. ^^
Dax- Lucky.
Grover- Okay, I'll tell her. And one of the best things about being a satyr is seeing people's faces when they find out I'm a satyr. One of the worst? Not being able to get enchiladas fast enough.
Sarah- That would make sense… Thalia, go.
Thalia- I was kind of a tree for years… so I didn't get much attension. During the time I wasn't a huntress, I didn't really like it. Everyone… wanted me to fly planes or… sun chariots.
Sarah- That's my favorite part in the Titan's Curse!
Thalia- Okay then.
Nico- Okay, I'll tell her. I'd have to find her first. Hades really should make a different section for famous people. Life in the underworld is monotonous, and there's no daytime because you're underground…
Moony- The Underworld sounds creepy.
Sarah- I wanna go there… and come back from it, STILL ALIVE!
Nico- Pssh, good luck.
Sarah-Thank you.
Nico- *face palm*
Sarah- Everytime someone sighs, a fairy dies.
Dax- *sigh*
Sarah- …
Luke- I went to the dark side because… they had cookies! Girl Scout ones too.
Sarah- That's stupid.
Luke- I know…
Sarah- Good! *throws a pie at Luke*
Rachel- Yes… oracles eat. Just like bees eat. Everything eats.
Sarah- Awkward…
Dax- It sure was.
Sarah- … O.o
Annabeth (btw, you are the awesomest character in the entire book! Go smart people!): How do your friends react to you constanly blurt out facts about anything?Percy: You and Annabeth are SO obvouis! Why can't you just admit it allready?Luke (TRAITOR!): How does it feel to be America's most hated half-blood?Nico: Do you find it sort of creepy that you can talk to the dead?AND FINALLY:Thalia (you are AWESOME!): Do the Hunters treat you differently because you're a half-blood?
Annabeth- My friends have gotten used to it by now. If they're really my friends.
Percy- I did… a while ago. =/
Sarah- HEY! I don't hate him. 8C
Luke- It feels fabulous.
Sarah- Do you feel pretty?
Luke- What?
Sarah- Haha, do you feel pretty? Oh so pretty?
Luke- No.
Sarah- Oh.
Moony- Awkward
Nico- I don't find it creepy.
Sarah- …I'm normal.
Nico- Good…
Thalia- No, the hunters don't treat me any different. We have humans, half-bloods, and other things. They're allowed as long as they're female.
Sarah- Mhmmm… Interesting, UGH, stupid Internet. Crashing in the middle of a fic. I'LL SHOW IT! *gets back on the Internet*
MORE QUiZZIES! I still have like… five that aren't awkward.
Luke - I like you. Even in the beginning when everyone was hating you. You were always awesome! Question: How can everyone hate you when you are awesome?Thalia - So exactly what do you do in the hunters, beside recruiting girls?Annabeth - Your my favorite character! If you got stranded on an island, what will you bring? (one item only, no people!)Nico - My favorite character! Same question as - You are an important role in the series. You help get (*this contains spoiler from the Last Olympian*) Percy and Annabeth together. So, you are awesome like the rest!Percy - Did you ever tell Annabeth that you went to Hoover Dam?Grover - I got some tin cans for you (throws tin cans out) Okay, now tell the truth...who were you looking for...Annabeth or Artemis in the Titan's Curse?
Luke- People are weird like that. Everyone's a hater.
Sarah- Pssh, I know the feeling.
Moony- It's Luke's turn.
Sarah- No… it's Thalia's turn. And I'm hungry.
Thalia- We hunt things… like animals and monsters. And we keep all mankind safe.
Sarah- *gags on apple*
Annabeth- If I were stranded on an Island… I would bring a cell phone that had service on that island.
Sarah- I'd bring a boat. Nico… what would you bring?
Nico- I'd bring food, and whenever I wanted to leave, I'd just go to the Underworld. *shrugs*
Rachel- Wow, one book later, and I'm not the most hater character,
Sarah- I wouldn't bet on that…
Percy- No…
Annabeth- What?
Percy- Nothing, nothing.
Annabeth- … *steams*
Sarah- ^^
Grover- I was looking for Annabeth, of course. O.o
Sarah- Well, we're out of time. Have an awkard day/night/morning, and we'll see you sometime on…
Audience- Fan mail w-
Sarah- *sighs*
GAH! I hate it. *looks down in shame* Please, tell me what you think! ^^ Not my best chappie, I know, but I eventually got it up. InvaderDax is my buddy who doesn't think he can write to save his life, so this chappie is ALSO to show him what a Chat Show fic is.
By the way, Dax, you NEED to reed PJO. It's the most awesometastical series ever. Any one of the people that review this can tell you that. And I might never get around to the whole 'Twilight Fan Mail' thing, because honestly, I haven't read any of the books since 2008. I've tried plenty of times. I haven't read PJO since last year, but I have the whole series imprinted on my brain and I remember things like how if you say what kind of soda you want, it appears. Remember that from the first book? Or how Percy wrote that note saying IOU 2 canoes in The Titian's Curse.
I really was disappointed in the movie. What did you guys think? Well, I'm gonna stop rambling on, and go eat some breakfast. ^^
~~Snb793~~