Title: Another Note:

Chapter: One – Greetings

Coupling: Crack - MelloxBB

Summery: BB wants his story told but he will only tell it to one person, the chocolate loving Mello. But what happens in the year Mello doesn't know he has to get all of the information?

"I want them to know my story. But I will tell no one but him."

Bzzzzt!

As the buzz sounded to unlock the prison doors the clomping of boots could be heard. Piercing blue eyes shot from cell number to cell number. A black cloak swished around the figure's ankles and as the pace stopped a snap could be heard. But it wasn't a finger snap; it was the snap of a chocolate morsel.

Blonde hair swished as the teenage mafia boss glanced at a piece of paper and then back at the cell number.

"Cell 1313, how cliché BB…" the voice muttered as a clink of keys opened the cell door.

Red eyes looked up at the sound of a cell door opening. They met with a tall blonde male figure clad in leather. A chocolate bar wrapped in silver was held to the boy's mouth. A snap filled the room and reminded the convict inside of the snapping of bones. Images flashed through his minds as he watched the boy's lips form a smirk.

"Hello Mello," the boy inside the cell stated from his seated position back against the wall.

Mello stared down at the convict. His blue eyes staring at the L look alike who had been the first one to initially take over L's position. He almost wanted to glare but instead he smirked.

"Hello BB," he replied as he stood in the door way.

He heard the guard clear his throat and Mello stepped into the room. He listened to the door being locked behind him and then the foot steps as they were left alone.

"I see that you are doing as I asked," BB stated as the air stiffened.

"No. I'm doing as I want. I don't like people being around when I'm working. It's a pain in the ass," Mello stated as he bit into his chocolate once more.

Grabbing a chair he swung it in front of him and plopped down in a sexy manner.

"Now, let's get to business…"

BB just continued to stare at Mello as he watched the chocolate eater stare back at him. This would be a long meeting of just getting the simple information. Mello was really in for a long relationship.

AN: This is a crack fic for my friend Sara (BB cosplayer). She once said that BB is under no one and I replied with some comment about no one but Mello (As I cosplay Mello. XP). And she told me to prove it. So here we are with my proof in this story.

This was to be a one shot but she was too damn anxious for it so I decided to do it in chapters. So a chapter is just whatever I feel like making it, some will be longer than others. Depends on when she bugs me for another chapter up to how long it will be.