Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or anything associated with twilight (apart from the following piece of writing). Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight, and the ideas behind twilight.

Edward: Bella, do you want ride to Seattle?

Bella: With, with ... Santa?

Edward: No, Bella, with me.

Bella: With, with ... you?

Edward: Do you need a hearing aid?

Bella: Not with Santa??

Edward: With me!!

Bella: Okay.

Edward: Good. So, let's not go to Seattle.

Bella: Okay, where shall we go?

Edward: It is a surprise.

Bella: Wait, dont you hate me?

Edward: I got over it, kind of, so stay away from me, but come with me.

Bella: totally...

Later

Edward: Bella, are you sure you want to go with me to the ... place?

Bella: Yes, my pretty

Edward: Alright. IT'S A BAD IDEA. Alright. But, tell the whole population of Forks that you are coming with me to a place.

Bella: Why?

Edward: So that I dont EAT YOU!!

Bella: Good idea

She then goes and tells everyone who knew about her going with Edward somewhere that she is doing washing instead.

Bella: I think that I wont go, I'll do washing instead.

Jessica: Okay... good to know. LETS TALK ABOUT MIKE!

Meadow day

Charlie is gone. Edward is there.

Bella: Our clothes are the same. Oh god.

She reaches for the anti-depressants. They drive to the forest. Then five hours of Bella tripping over her own feet follow. Finally Edward steps out into his meadow, into the sunlight.

Bella: Wow, you sparkle. That's not creepy at all.

Edward: I don't breathe either, I eat animals and used to eat PEOPLE!

Bella: Cool... your so pretty.

Edward: That's so that I can EAT you.

Bella: Can I, um... touch you?

Edward: You sound perverted... so... yes!

Bella reaches out to touch Edward.

Edward: DEAR GOD NO!

He runs away and hides in the shadows. Bella breaks down.

Bella: But, but, you said!

Edward: I know. I will randomly rip a tree out of the ground and throw it at another tree now.

He does so.

Edward: And running. I can run.

He does so. Pretty fast.

Bella: You should join track...

Edward: BUT I'M DANGEROUS! YOU SHOULDN'T TOUCH ME!

Bella:Okay.

Edward returns to her. Bella touches him.

Edward: mmm, that feels sooo good. Keep touching me. I want to eat you. Who knows that you are here with me?

Bella: You?

Edward: NO ONE KNOWS! GOD, NOW I HAVE TO EAT YOU!

Bella: Okay, but don't let anyone find out it was you.

Edward: Let us return to the car, I will carry you.

Bella: How? I am bigger than a bag.

Edward: DID YOU NOT SEE ME BREAK THE TREE??

Bella: sorry...

Edward: That's okay. I'm just annoyed with myself because you ae so dumb.

Bella: Makes sense, don't be.

They go to the car in about five seconds.

Bella: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE! A LITTLE WARNING NEXT TIME!

Edward: You saw me run randomly fast, remember? GOD! What are you, a goldfish?

Bella: I feel sick.

Edward: Head between your knees.

She does so.

Bella: I still feel sick, so I will make out with you.

They do so.

Bella: Now I feel sick.

Edward: Woah! I shall drive.

Bella: why?

Edward: Umm... you feel sick...

Bella: oh yeah! Okay, you drive.

They are home.

Bella: That was fast.

Edward: Seriously, will you get it already?! I am fast, and strong.

Bella: OH YEAH. Night

Edward: Night.

Sorry, I know it wasn't that good, but I was BORED. Anyway, please review.

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