A one chaper story

Yay the 6'th chapter! Again sorry for the hold up, I thought I had uploaded this one O.o Anyway, as I say to the customers at the store when they deliver the movies late, better late than never! ;)

Chapter 6. He went over there for a chicken wing?

They had gotten the week off because of the baby project, and Grimmjow got the brilliant idea of letting Yuzu take care of it. Who was way too happy to get it. This of course gave both the espadas and Ichigo a lot of free time. Earlier that day, Isshinhad fallen down the stairs, so he had sprained his ankle. Which meant that Ichigo had to fill in for him.

They had just gotten up the walls around Ichigo's room and were now working on destroying the bathroom wall. It was a hot day, 35 degrees and the sun was shining like never before. So they worked with only their shorts.

"Damn," Grimmjow complained as he put the hammer down on the floor. "Yo, girl, is it possible to get some cold drink up here?" he shouted.

"Hey, don't command my family like that," Ichigo said, annoyed.

"Coming!" Yuzu yelled.

"You don't have to bring anything, Grimmjow will get it himself," Ichigo yelled back to her.

"Shut up, baka!" the espada mumbled.

Yuzu came up with some cold lemonade with ice. "Here you go!" she smiled.

Grimmjow grabbed a glass and downed it immediately. It could be Ichigo's imagination, but he wondered if his little sister had a crush on Grimmjow. She always smiled a little extra when he was around. Not that the espada noticed any of that. He returned the glass and thanked her before continuing on the wall.

*-*-*-*

"Ding, dong"

Ulquiorra knew it was Orihime with the doll. He opened the door and looked at her. The doll had gotten a new hair color (pink), makeup (looked like a hooker) and clothes that matched Orihime's.

"Orihime, can you take her today too?" Ulquiorra asked when she tried to give the doll to him.

"Why?"

"Because I am going on a job hunt."

"Oh, well, okay. We will just go to the park then, right sweetie? You are going to get to play with Yuzu's child. Bye Ulquiorra! Say goodbye to daddy!" She took the dolls hand and waved with it.

The espada was unsure what to say or do, so he just closed the door. What a strange woman. He just shook his head as he walked to the kitchen table and got the job list. He had spent the morning writing down every open job there was in the newspaper. He had also quit his last job. There was no point working there since Ichigo got fired. At least that's the reason he gave Grimmjow when he had asked why he had quit. Grimmjow didn't need to know about the old lady.

*-*-*-*

"Dad, where are those stupid tubes we are supposed to put around the wires?" Ichigo yelled.

"They are down here. Yuzu, can you give this to you brother? Be careful not to trip in them like daddy did when he walked down!"

"Yes," she answered and walked upstairs. "Here you go," she said and gave her brother the tubes.

"Thank you Yuzu."

"No problem," she smiled and went down again.

They grabbed one tube each and started covering the wires. "I wonder which documentary they mention this in," Ichigo mumbled. Grimmjow considered telling him it was only a commercial, but with the risk that Ichigo would refuse to work, and he'd get stuck doing everything, he quickly pushed that idea out of his head.

After a while they walked downstairs to get the materials they needed. "Hey dad, when are we going to paint the rooms again?"

"Well son, when you guys have finished all the rooms upstairs we can do that," he smiled.

They carried some of the wood upstairs. Ichigo went in the front, walking too fast. And a complaining espada in the back. Putting up the walls was easy, and they only spent one hour doing it. They spent most of the time arguing how to get the wood upstairs easiest. After they were finally done they went down for a break.

*-*-*-*

"I am sorry Mr. Ulquiorra. We need adults, not kids here," the store chief said.

"I am a lot older then I look," he tried.

"Laws are laws. You must be 19 to work here, come back in some years," he said and patted Ulquiorra's shoulders. How could this be? He was the third that had said no. He crossed off the store's name on his list and walked out.

Okay, so seven more to go, he thought as he started walking down the street.

*-*-*-*

Ichigo and Grimmjow had been to the paint store, they had figured out that they would be done with the walls later today. The work went a lot faster with Ichigo on the team. Mr. K. was so damn slow.

"We are back!" Ichigo shouted as they walked inside the door again. Yuzu was the first to welcome them, and gave Grimmjow his 16'th cup of lemon juice.

Mr. K had fallen asleep long time ago on the couch, and woke up as they walked inside. "Paint…" he said, "Does that mean you guys already finished putting up the walls upstairs?" he asked surprised.

"Yeah dad, we only have the bathroom and one of Yuzu's walls to put up now then we are done," he answered, and put the buckets of paint on the kitchen table.

They both grabbed the same planks and walked up the stairs. This time Grimmjow was in the front, leaving Ichigo in the back complaining about the same things the espada did earlier.

*-*-*-*

Ulquiorra had crossed off every job that had said no. Apparently everyone wanted adults, not students. Ironically he was older than everyone. There was only one job left, he had saved that one for last. He really needed a job, but hoped to find something else before going there. He walked inside a mall, hoping to see some "help wanted" signs.

It was not his lucky day. Not one sign in sight and ended up in front of the store on his list. "I can't believe I'm doing this," he sighed and walked inside.

*-*-*-*

"There you go," Ichigo sighed as they had nailed the last nail into the wall.

"Thank you," Yuzu said and hugged Grimmjow, who seemed a bit surprised. "You're welcome," he said and patted her on the head,

"I will get you some more Lemon juice!" she said and ran downstairs.

"Yo, no offence Ichigo, but if I have to drink any more lemon juice, I think I'll puke."

"She means well,"

"Whatever, let's get started on the bathroom" Grimmjow said as he walked downstairs to get the planks to the bathroom.

*-*-*-*

Okay so he had gotten a job, he should be happy. After all, it was his own fault for quitting before getting a new job, so he shouldn't complain. He looked over the shopping list, there was not much they needed, just the normal stuff. Milk, bread, that stupid cereal Grimmjow always ate in the morning.

He grabbed the stuff he needed and walked towards the register. That's when he saw the old lady shopping for tampons. Out of old habit he hid behind the shelf. The old lady grabbed an unfortunate soul and asked about the tampons. He didn't even work there.

"You see, my husband don't like to pull it out when we are having sex," she explained. "So I need something that don't get stuck there. You see I am an old woman and my vagina is a bit dry…"

The only way out of the store was past the old lady, then Ulquiorra saw a fat woman that was about to walk out. He got behind her and walked past them without being seen. The old lady had started to talk about her husbands penis, and how it was allergic to her tampons, so she needed a new brand.

The fat woman looked strangely at Ulquiorra, but didn't say anything.

*-*-*-*

He walked by the a park on his way home with the food, where he saw Orihime and three dolls and her best friend. He recognized Grimmjow's doll among them, but didn't wonder. He kept walking, still not understanding woman and babies. The so-called bond between them, was it that powerful? So powerful that it appeared even though the baby was a doll? He needed to look into that when he got home.

*-*-*-*

Ulquiorra was finally home with the groceries. He tried to find the key when he heard the window break and saw a long wooden plank going through it. Then there was a lot of yelling, probably Ichigo and Grimmjow.

He sighed and found the key. He unlocked the door and inside he collapsed on the couch where he took a nap that lasted about two hours.

*-*-*-*

"Stop it you two!" Yuzu begged for the tenth time. Her sister did not even bother looking up from the book she read and her father was still in the bathroom. "It's not like any of you meant it. Accidents happen." They wouldn't stop arguing, like she wasn't even there.

Mr. K. finally got out of the bathroom and looked at the window. "Yuzu, what happened?" he asked curiously.

"One of them slipped and fell backwards and the wood hit the window, and now they won't stop arguing about who's fault it is."

"Ah, I see. Don't worry Yuzu, daddy knows what to do!" he said and patted her head. He rolled his chair towards them and joined the arguing. It took about ten more minutes before it was finally over. "Okay, now shake hands and get to work," Mr. K said, happy with the result.

Neither of them wanted to shake hands, but they got back to work.

*-*-*-*

"Damn it," Grimmjow cursed.

Ichigo turned around just in time to get a spray of water in his face. "What the hell?" he shouted as he stood up so that he could see something. The espada had hit a pipe and the water kept running out of it in all directions.

"Here use this" Ichigo gave him a wrench, Grimmjow tried to pull it, but failed. Ichigo got behind him and helped.

"We need to shut the water of!" Grimmjow said loudly to be heard.

"DAD, SHUT THE WATER OFF!" Ichigo shouted, but nobody answered. "Damn it," he cursed and let go of the wrench, "I need to go downstairs and do it myself." And with that he went down.

By the time Ichigo got the water off it had started running down the stairs. "Whoa son, what happened?" his dad asked.

"Just a little accident, it's under control," he reassured him.

"Is Grimmjow-san okay?" Yuzu asked,

"Yeah," he said and walked upstairs again. When he walked inside the bathroom he saw Grimmjow on the floor. The water was high enough to cover Ichigo's feet. "What are you doing?" he asked.

"It's so nice and cold just lying here," he mumbled.

"Get up! We have work to do!"

"No,"

"What?"

"No fucking way!"

"Bastard" he said and grabbed the espada's neck and forced him up. Halfway up, the older man kicked Ichigo's legs, making min fall down on top of him. Just then, Mr. K walked past the door with his crutches.

"WHOA, ICHIGO!" his father shrieked and his son sat up and looked at him. "I never thought I had to make this clear son, but we do NOT rape the handyman!"

"But, but… WHAT?" Ichigo was about to protest more, but was cut short.

"Thank god you are here Mr. K! I was starting to get scared!" Grimmjow sounded scared. Even if it was so obvious that he faked it. Not that Mr. K sensed that.

"Don't worry Grimmjow! I am here. Ichigo get off!" As Ichigo got off, Grimmjow was grabbed by Mr. K who gave him a big hug. "Don't cry little man, I will hug all the fear out of you! And Ichigo will be punished for this!"

Grimmjow gave Ichigo the biggest grin he had, as the father patted him on the back.

*-*-*-*

They worked on the bathroom all afternoon, with Mr. K sitting on a chair, watching over Ichigo. They had have a lot of talk about sex, how both partners had to want it and so on. His father had began saying his son's name every time they got to close to each other.

"Dad, I didn't try to rape him! He didn't want to…"

"Denial, denial and more denials," Grimmjow said, sounding disappointed. Then he gave Ichigo a pat on the shoulder. "It's okay Ichigo. I forgive you!" he said and hugged him.

"Aw, that's big of you Grimmjow!" His father said and started clapping.

"You bastard," Ichigo whispered in his ear.

"Well, I am sleepy, son. Can I trust you not to rape him while I sleep?"

"For the last time, I…"

"Still denying it... Anyway, here Grimmjow. Take this whistle. If he tries anything, blow it!" he said and threw it to Grimmjow.

"DAD, " Ichigo said, angry, but was cut off again.

"Yeah, thanks."

And with that Mr. K went to his room to sleep. Since there was only the bathroom left, they decided that they would get done with it and worked there until late at night.

*-*-*-*

Ulquiorra woke up suddenly. He'd had a nightmare about Grimmjow and Ichigo. They were having sex in the living room, while he was looking in from outside the windows for some reason. Grimmjow's voice had been shouting Ichigo's name over and over, making Ulquiorra insane with rage.

He looked around, but it didn't seem like anyone was home except him. Where was that damn espada? He still felt sleepy so he walked to the bedroom. Maybe he would get better slept there. Still having that dream shouting inside his head, he buried his head in the pillows, hoping for it to go away.

*-*-*-*

Around 03:00 am.

Ichigo woke up by a strange noise from downstairs. What could it be? A burglar? He walked out of his room quietly, forgetting that he was still only in his underwear. He walked in the hallway that was still out of power, but he could see the lights from downstairs. That had to be the dumbest burglar ever.

As he walked down the stairs he saw the fridge open, and somebody was standing behind the door. He grabbed one of the planks that lied on the floor. As the burglar was turning around with a chicken in one hand and a soda in the other, Ichigo gave him a real swing with the plank, breaking it in two.

"OUCH, GOD DAMN IT," the burglar yelled.

"Grimmjow?!" Ichigo looked at him surprised.

"Yeah, who the hell did you think I was? A burglar?"

"Um, well yeah."

"You must be the stupidest man on this planet! Have you EVER seen or heard about a burglar that turns on the lights and get's food out of the fridge, WHILE the family is home?"

"Erm, no. I'm so sorry I… HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! How did you get in here?"

"I have a key… and you guys are missing a window in the back, remember?"

"Oh yeah… who gave you a key?"

"Your father. He told me to make myself at home the first day I worked here."

"Oh…" then he mumbled something Grimmjow didn't hear. The espada sighed and opened the soda can. Ichigo pulled him up and dragged him with him.

"Hey where are we going?" Grimmjow did not get an answer, but got it when he saw the room they normally treated their patients.

"Sit," he said and went over to one of the shelves. He grabbed some equipment and put them on a metal table that he pulled over to Grimmjow.

"I don't n…" Grimmjow began, but was interrupted.

"I know," the redhead began. "This is my way of saying sorry," he added.

Grimmjow had gotten a cut on his forehead. It didn't bleed much, but Ichigo wiped away what little that had come out before cleaning it. Grimmjow growled at the stinging the alcohol caused, and Ichigo mumbled an apology. Then he gave him small butterfly bandits that kept the wound together.

"You're lucky, we don't need to stitch it together."

"Gee thanks. That means a lot coming from a man in his underwear,"

Ichigo felt his face become red. He had totally forgotten about that. "Yeah, well…" Ichigo's mind became blank, not knowing what to say or do.

"I'll go eat that chicken," the espada mumbled as he got up and walked out of the room.

"Why are you still here Grimmjow?" Ichigo asked.

"I wanted to be done as fast as possible, so that I won't have to work that long with you. Baka."

Ichigo, still feeling a little sorry, looked at the paint buckets. Almost all of them were empty. "You did all that?" he asked.

"Yeah, figured I could paint them now since we are done with the hallway. Only the rooms left now."

"Oh okay…" he said and followed him in the living room.

*-*-*-*

Ulquiorra had trouble sleeping. The bed was too big and empty. He never thought he would miss having an arm around him, or a warm body. Why didn't Grimmjow come home? Probably just busy fucking Ichigo.

Just the name made him so mad that he got up and walked to the kitchen. He splashed some water on his face, trying to push the mental pictures out of his mind. It was as if he could hear Grimmjow's voice scream Ichigo's name out in the dark. He had to get the sound out of his head, now. Before it drove him crazy.

He walked to the living room and turned on the TV.

"AH, ah, ah, ah, fuck me harder, ah,"

Click

"Oh yeah, come for me baby, Ah, you sexy…"

Click

"And as you can see, the jaguar fucks…"

Click

"How could you cheat on be bitch?," "You are the one who…"

Click

"And in other news: a male was found dead after an other male had stabbed him to death."

Finally something else, he thought as he sat down on the couch.

"The murderer stated he had found the victim and his girlfriend in bed together."

"Oh for crying out loud!" Ulquiorra whined and turned the TV off. It clearly hated him.

Okay so the TV didn't work. He got out of the couch and walked to the window. It annoyed Ulquiorra that he couldn't see Grimmjow in any of the windows. The lights were on downstairs, so there had to be somebody there. Then he saw the espada coming from one of the other rooms, grabbing a chicken wing and sat down at the dinner table not far from the window.

He went over there for chicken?

Then Ichigo came after him, sitting down on the other side of the table, in only his underwear! What the hell had they been doing? He actually felt angry and betrayed for the first time in his life as he stood there watching them talk.

He considered the possibility that he actually was in love with the lower espada. Why else would this bug him? Before he knew it he had gotten his clothes on and was out the door. Unsure what to do, he just kept going, hoping that he would come up with something before he reached the house.

Okay, so what will he do? Who knows, I have not decided yet lol. Hmmm I think there was a lot of drama here… my bad, don't know how that happened. Won't be that much in the next one.

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