(Please note that underlined and italizised words are the Narrator. Bold is me whenever I feel like saying something.)
Know Your Stars!!
After escaping a fight from Kagome, and no 'sits', Inuyasha traveled off into the forest. He just got done killing off a demon. Now he's taking a small break, sitting on a tall tree branch, letting the sun rays shine on him.
Today's interviewer is no other than Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Huh, what? Who said that?!
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars!
Inuyasha: What the is going on?!
Hey, watch your language! You're being interviewed!
Inuyasha: Oh...
Anywho, Inuyasha... has been caught seeing Kagome in the hot sprigs.
Inuyasha: WHAT?! No I haven't!! That was probably Miroku!
See? Inuyasha just said that it was probably him a week ago.
Inuyasha: GRAHHH!! Don't make me go Soul Stealer on your #& !
Did he just say that he was gonna rape my #&?
Kuyoko: NARRATOR!! You can't say stuff like that!
Why..?
Kuyoko: Because you're the narrator! It's ok for the interviewer to say stuff like that, but not you!
Inuyasha: HA!!
Inuyasha was seen trying to touch Miroku's butt!!
Inuyasha: OK!! THAT'S IT!! IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER!!
HAHAHAHA!! What're you aiming at?!
Inuyasha: DAMMIT!! Where are you?!
Kuyoko: NO ONE CUT THAT OUT?! Ok, who is supposed to cut out cuss words?!
You missed again, idiot!
Inuyasha: ARGH!! That's it!!
That's what you said last time.
Inuyasha: ... I'm leaving...
Now you know your star!!
Inuyasha: THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!
And Inuyasha has left the building! Or in this case, the forest! Join us next time on, Know Your Stars!!
Kuyoko: I sooo fired that guy. He was #& sleeping!!
Then who's cutting out the cuss words now?
Kuyoko: Oh, I hired another guy. He's a hott emo guy!
Oooooh, that changes EVERYTHING!! Yet again, join us next time on, Know Your Stars!