TRUTH AND DARE: MWHAHAHAHAHAHA

"Another one?" Link asked, "We've been tortured, beaten, and fried in other peoples truth and dares and now Lostwonder has to do one?"

"Yep!" Lost said.

"What will people make us do?" Midna said. "Propose love to each other? Kill each other? Kiss? Drink? Make Navi say stuff?"

"Hello," Navi said in a man's voice. "Listen to me ya'll. I'm talking! But my voice is a little weird…" Lost, Link, and Midna just stared at her. "What? I got ran over by stupid Ganondorf over there," Navi pointed to Ganondorf who was washing his trunk…from the inside…with water. "I mean look at him!"

"Clean up clean up everybody everywhere!" Ganon sang.

"OMG like so weird!" Midna said. She picked up her phone. "I'm texting Zelda, she HAS to see this!"

"I don't know what she would see…" Link said. Ganon bent down to reveal a butt crack as he washed the underside of the car. Midna squealed in delight. Navi, Lost, and Link just stared in disgust at it.

"Okay, Lost your bugging us," Navi said.

"What did I do?" LostWonder asked.

"First of all you're writing this and…" Link paused, "That…" He pointed to Ganon's butt.

"Oh! I didn't write that!" Lost said.

"Clean up clean up everybody everywhere!" Ganon continued to sing.

"Anyway the readers are probably confused so please introduce yourselfs," Link said.

"Oh! Okay! I'm Lostwonder15! Forget about the 15 for now please! I just added that for fun!"

"You added that for fun?" Link asked.

"Yep!," she said, "Now! I will be doing a Truth and Dare thing because everyone is doing it and I'm not original. Also I want to try it and test it and blow it up and…"

"I'm Link, here to keep the author aline," he said.

"Uh…yes! Oh yes!"

"So…what makes it different from the other Truths and Dares?" Link asked.

"Well…you see…it will be…uh…much better…no…and…"

"Fine, I'LL tell them. It will be different because it will have funny clips from the games recommened by our readers of coarse," Link said.

"Uh…Link…" Navi said.

"What?" Navi pointed nervously at Ganon.

"He…is…"

"What!"

"…making a revolt to kill readers."

"COOL!" Lost said, "No…wait…"

"MY READERS! FANS! COME BACK!" Link yelled and chased after Ganon.

"Don't review for Lost's Truth or Dare! She's sick! She's psycho! She's m-" Link tackled Ganondorf and they rolled down a hill that miraculously appeared. "DAME YOU LOST!"

"Now…where were we?" Lost asked.

"Funny clips?" Navi said.

"Yes yes! From the games and stuff! I will make twists in them to make them funny or something. Just like my other fic 'Look, Listen and LEARN'."

"I DON"T SAY LEARN!!" Navi yelled.

"Oh no," Lost said. Navi then straightened robotically.

"Look listen look listen look listen look listen look listen look listen…HEY!"

"Hurry and review before Navi gets run over by Ganon's car again!" Lost said. She then heard a thunk and Ganons red car drove back and forth over Navi.

"Clean up clean up! EVERYBODY EVERYWHERE!" Ganon screamed. Lost waved nervously.

"Help."

Start reviewing! Don't listen to Ganon! I need truth and Dares and recommondations for a scean to do a funny clip! If you don't review Link will come after you, and you would not like to see him angry.