Discoveries

A/N - HoiHoi! I'm back and still insane!!

Warnings - randomness, stupidity, OOC, AU, swearing, and a really bad pairing(to me)!!

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Discovery 3: Ebay

eBay.

The worlds greatest place for online shopping and my heaven…

And the Sukisho guys are only just finding it!?

"Yoru what are you doing?" asked Sora, poor Sora had been left with his other self because Ran and Sunao had decided to go on a shopping trip. Why did they have to go on a shopping trip!? And more importantly why couldn't Sora go with them?

Let's back track shall we?

Start Flashback

"Where are you going?" asked Sora.

"On a shopping spree with Ran." said Sunao shoving his wallet in a bag.

"Can I come?"

"Uh well…" before Sunao could finish Ran burst through the doors dressed all in pink with a pair of stylish pink sunglasses on.

"No you can't, this is our shopping trip!" said Ran.

"Uh yeah what he said." said Sunao quickly leaving with Ran.

End flashback

So there you have it, all very mysterious.

"I'm looking on eBay."

"Wha??"

"You asked me what I was doing I'm looking on eBay." said Yoru.

"What's eBay?" asked Sora standing behind Yoru.

"It's an online shopping place you can by anything from here," said Yoru, "hey do you think Ran would look good in this?"

Sora looked at the screen and practically had a heart attack, the outfit Yoru was showing was, well was hardly anything but tight leather that when worn wouldn't cover practically all to much.

"Your not seriously going to by that are you?" asked Sora.

"Thinkin' about it, if they have Ran's size." he said.

"Oh God." muttered Sora, why did his other self have to have such a perverted mind?

"Hey look there's already merchandise from our show." said Yoru.

"Serious?" asked Sora looking at the screen, sure enough there were bags, pencil boards, plushies, books, doujinshi… wait what?

"Look at that," said Sora pointing to the doujinshi, "it's got a picture of Ran and Sunao on the front."

"Looks like some kind of comic book," said Yoru, "let's have a look."

Yoru clicked on the picture and read the title out aloud, "Sukisho doujinshi 'Pink Blossom' SunaoXRan…" Yoru trailed off, he new what that meant and quickly scrolled down the page.

"No way." said Sora staring in disbelief at the inside of the book, very explicit content containing the twos boys Uke's.

Yoru's eye twitched and he stood up out of the chair forcefully almost knocking Sora over in the process.

"HEY! We're back from our shopping spree…" Ran's hypo state dropped when he saw Yoru and Sora with pissed looks on their faces.

"Sora, what's wrong?" asked Sunao after putting down his shopping bags.

"What's wrong? That's what's wrong!" Sora yelled pointing an accusing finger at the computer screen.

Sunao and Ran peered in at the screen and screamed, well Ran screamed in a very high-pitched way making the window break. Yes it did actually break!

After the screams there was suddenly a loud knock on the door. Yoru got up to answer it and nearly ripped the door off it's hinges, "what is it!?"

"U-Uh, I came to see what the noise was and uh," it was delivery dude, "never mind! This is for a Yoru!" he then ran away as fast as he could.

"O-kay…" said Sora dumbly.

Yoru was about to open the package when Ran grabbed it from him, "what's this Yoru?" he asked before tearing open the package and holding's content with a very large blush on his face. So he did buy it thought Sora.

"What have you been up to Yoru?" asked Sunao disturbed.

Yoru shrugged, "I've been on eBay."

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A/N wow, Yoru is perverted and I told you there was a bad pairing! You had been warned! SunaoXRan :shudders: creepy...

Ran - :holding outfit: you payed for this?

Yoru - It's just your size

Ran - :now in outfit: leather is uncomfortable

Yoru - :smirks: allow me to take it off! :tackles Ran to the ground:

Sora and Sunao - . . . :back away out of the room very slowly before running up the hall:

R&R pwease-nya!

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