Okay, before I get to my final letter, I want to get something off my chest.
Sigh...Two close friends of mine aren't talking to me. Midnight Crystal Sage and CeleBaby20. I can't go into details, but it's been very rocky as of late. CeleBaby hates me to no end, she and Midnight blocked me, and I'm scared because I might lose two of my best friends.
Despite what's going on between us...I will still consider them friends. In my heart of hearts, I feel that they don't hate me...their just really upset...and me a friend, and I hope we can fix this problem soon and be friends again.
This final letter is dedicated to both CeleBaby20 and Midnight Crystal Sage.
Letter Number 4: The G.U.N. Commander
Commander,
I'm here to give you a report status on what's going on here in my time in the Brawl tournament. A lot of things have happened so I'll start from scratch.
First, they were holding a Tourney Match featuring all of the smashers. I could tell who was facing who but I'll just stick to Sonic, because you know him well. His first match was against Captain Falcon. Apparently, he's an F-Zero World Grand Prix Champion and is known to be 'the fastest thing alive.' Hehe...little did he know that Sonic really holds that title.
Their first match was at Frigate Orpheon. A base from Tallon IV that Samus Aran, a bounty hunter who is also a smasher, investigated. You wouldn't BELIEVE how that stage works. The lights go out every now and then, and there's this monster known as the Parasite Queen that watches the battles. It doesn't do anything else, but trust me, that thing is scary.
As I was saying, Sonic and Falcon were battling each other and they were both down to their last stock. Falcon was going for his move that he calls the 'Falcon Punch', but Sonic barely ducked it and taunted him by saying 'YOUR TOO SLOW!' while running on the ground with his feet. Falcon was so fed up in his emotions that Sonic finished him off by kicking him in the crotch and pushed him off the stage. I was laughing my but off after the match was over.
But Falcon didn't want to give up though. He said that he vowed to take down Sonic the Hedgehog and reclaim the title of World's Fastest. Heh, good luck, Falcon. Your gonna need it.
You should also check out a close friend of mine. He is known as Solid Snake. He's saved the world numerous times from a nuclear invasion involving Metal Gear. Trust me, if you ever wanted to hire him, I could tell him about you and maybe work undercover as an agent for G.U.N.
That is, if he's not busy working for FOXHOUND.
Aside from that, my time here isn't a complete waste. I have been summoned to matches every now and then. My first summon was by Zelda. She is a princess from a place called, Hyrule. She's really gorgeous and most of the guys in the tournament can't stop talking about how beautiful she looks. Even Sonic has taken a liking to her. But unfortunately, he has never admitted his feelings to her. Why? Because he is a hedgehog and she is a Hylian.
I don't know if it would work...but it would be nice to get away from Amy, right? I mean, she IS a psycho. Not literally, but mostly when it comes to Sonic.
Anyway, I'll write to you again soon. I hope you guys are doing okay over there without me. Tell Rouge and Omega that I'll be back soon.
Your friend and agent,
Shadow the Hedgehog
Well, that's that. I'm finally finished.
Here you go, CeleBaby. I hope you liked it.
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