Okay, thirty ways to annoy the Tokyo Mew Mew characters. First is Ichigo's, as she is the main character. I think I'll do the rest of the mews after this (not including Berry and Ringo) but if there is another character you think I should do before that then feel free to say so.

I do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, or any of the characters.

Ichigo:

1. Keeping sending her letters telling her you hate her, but say they are from Masaya.

2. Every ten minutes, kiss her so she turns into a kitty!

3. Whenever you see her in mew form, shield your eyes and turn away, yelling "Ahhhhh!! The pink, it burns, IT BURNS!!" Make sure you do it every single time she's transformed.

4. Cover Mint in catnip just before Ichigo enters the room. Film what happens.

5. Use the film from number 4 to blackmail her into kissing Kisshu.

6. When she arrives at work late, and you can see that she's been in a rush to try and get there on time, tell her that its Saturday. It doesn't matter what day it actually is.

7. Every time she goes on a date with Masaya, follow them around everywhere, singing the found a peanut song.

8. Kidnap Masha and dye his fur the most disgusting color you can think of.

9. Before you give Masha back to her, tell her that Pai ate him. This could annoy Pai also, when he gets attacked by the mews for "eating" Masha.

10. While she's not looking, put fake cat ears on her, so she thinks hers have popped out, and spends 10 whole minutes trying to make them go back in before realising what actually happened, if you can, do this in a public area where people are going to see her.

11. Find out where her diary is kept, and tell Kisshu.

12. Whenever she mentions Masaya, laugh at her and yell "Your boyfriends a hippie!"

13. Whenever you see a black cat(and when Ichigo is near to you) say hello to it, and call it Ichigo. Ask it if its split up with Masaya yet.

14. Steal her bell and give it to Kisshu to hide.

15. Constantly quote her "Mew mew style, mew mew grace" thing from mew mew power to her.

16. Stalk her everywhere, taking photographs of her, then sell them to Kisshu.

17. Paint everything she owns pink, everything. Except for what's already pink.

18. Tell Masaya she hates him and thinks he's a hippie.

19. Quote her catchphrase thing in a really annoying high pitched voice whenever you see her.

20. Every time she says something, say "NO" loudly, without having even listened to what she said, make that obvious.

21. Run up to her and go "beeeeep!" very loudly in her ear.

22. Keep insisting that she is in a secret relationship with Mint. Make sure everyone can hear when you say this, Masaya especially.

23. Flirt with Masaya, but only when she sees you. If your are a guy, then this will annoy her even more! D

24. Mess with her alarm clock so it doesn't go off, then, when she arrives for work late, start complaining to Ryou about her.

25. Force her to watch Fruits Basket with you. Whenever you see Kyo in it, yell at her. "Look, there you are!! Being ginger!" And try to look really excited, completely ignore the difference between her and Kyo's genders, and if she points it out, just go "Yeaahhh, surrreee."

26. When she hasn't done her homework during the holidays, offer to do it for her. Get all the answers wrong, and write things on the edge of the paper like IchigoandMint4ever, just to add more proof to your claims from 22.

27. Throw rocks at her window in the middle of the night, make sure they're load enough to stop her sleeping. If you can, break the window and get away before she kills you. Before, not after. Getting away after would be difficult.

28. Steal her food at lunchtimes, when she gets hungry, start describing in detail all of her favourite foods to her.

29. Rob her house and give all her stuff to some environment saving organisation thing, saying that its what Masaya said was right.

30. Force her to were a flea collar.