Chapter 39: The Reunion Show
Somewhere over the Mid Atlantic…
Haruhi tightened her grip on the Control stick, to the point where it was making some rather unnerving cracking sounds. Byakuya, sitting in the copilot's seat, glanced over uneasily. At this point, breaking the control stick would not be a very good idea.
The cause of Haruhi's anger was sitting in the back with the other former tree bound and totally lost survivors, yelling at the top of his lungs and threatening everyone within listening distance. In retrospect, everyone felt that perhaps they should not have saved Iba from becoming a Vasto Lorde snack.
"I'm the Vice Captain of the seventh division! I'll have your jobs! You'll be living in the Gotei 13 prisons for the next two hundred years! And furthermore…"
Secretly, everyone was wondering how long it was going to be before Haruhi killed him in a very painful and messy way…
Meanwhile at Soul Society Studios at Soul Society…
All of the former contestants, plus their pets, are assembled on stage ready for the results of the vote. Everyone of them had been given the chance to take a shower and get a change of clothes, including our two prospective winners. All of the former contestants are now wearing the clothing from the anime.
Yoruichi is back to wearing her orange robes and black tight pants. Ichigo, Rukia and Renji are back in their black shinigami robes. Grimmjow is back in his white jacket and white hakama. Orihime is back in her white Espada clothing, making the male viewers drool. Rebecca, apparently, has opted for the alternate leather outfit from RE0. Urahara is back in his black haori, green robes, clogs and green and white striped hat. Thank goodness because his Monkey D. Luffy clothing was freaking me out and Ulquiorra is back in his Espada clothing as well.
And finally, Hanataro is back in his black shinigami robes and Gin is currently wearing…shudders…Orihime's purple blouse and yellow skirt. Right now, I suspect the viewers at home are getting violently ill.
In the audience were Kenpachi Zaraki, Senna, Ikkaku Madarame, Isshin Kurosaki, Yumichika Ayagesawa, Izuru Kira, Marechiyo Omaeda, Shunsui Kyoraku, Retsu Unohana, Isane Kotetsu, Kiyone Kotetsu, Sajin Komamura, Nanao Ise, Yachiru Kusajishi, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Nemu Kurotsuchi and Kaien Shiba, who are all here to cheer for the contestants.
Also in the audience, L is happily munching a strawberry muffin. Next to him is Light Yagami, who is currently unconscious and his body is filled with cuts and bruises and he is also currently wrapped in ropes and chains. Next to Light was Allen Walker, who thank goodness now recovered from his drunkenness and back in his black uniform. Next to him were Lenalee and Lavi.
Also in the audience, Ryo Muang is looking particularly proud of himself. No doubt this is due to the overwhelming success of the show and the fact that he never thought he'd ever get to the end of it…not with his sanity intact anyway. Sitting on his right were his friends, LuckyKazeLight, Jean Kazuhiza and Glowworm666. Next to the three friends is BakaMilkShake, who wishes to have a chance to maim Orihime and Ichigo when the show is over. Next to BakaMilkShake were also Beyond Flight who is currently sobbing because her favorite fanfic is about to come to an end, musicallady1 who is playing her Nintendo DS, 0mohni0 who is currently wearing a shirt that says 'Inuyasha and Fruits Basket Rulez!', Fourpeg who sobbing that neither Toshiro nor Hinamori are here at the studios, and Syrena Li who is dressed like Katara from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
You know with all these funny author pennames floating around I suspect the viewers at home are going to get extremely confused, a condition that does not seem to be bothering Ryo Muang in the slightest. He's evil, what more can I say?
Anyway…
While Ryo is gloating over his great success, Aizen finally arrives with the voting pot. There is a resounding cheer from the audience, several women go so far as to swoon at the site of him. Aizen smirks and sets the pot down on a table near the former contestants. His smirk widens as he said, "Hello everybody! Welcome to the reunion show! Now I know all of you are dying to know who is the winner of the one million dollar prize, right?" This causes the audience to cheer louder. "Alright! Here we go!"
He lifts the lid of the pot and…
Commercial Break!
Stark and Yammy come running into camera view. In their hands is an extremely large cardboard box.
"HELLO!" The two Espada members scream in unison, shattering several nearby windows and killing some poor old woman by exploding her pacemaker. The two hyperactive Espada members do not appear to notice the carnage they have wrought. Instead they drop the large cardboard box they are carrying and smile brightly at the camera. I should take this opportunity to mention the box is roughly six and half feet tall and five feet wide.
"We at the Espada, know how excited everyone is about the new Survivor…so we've designed the perfect collectable for you fans at home!" Stark smiled like a moron.
He and Yammy then jump up and down in unabashed glee. Yammy is the first one to shake off the effects of unchecked perkiness and sleep deprivation to speak.
"So we've created an Aizen you can own!" Yammy said. He and Stark rip open the box to reveal an exact replica of Sosuke Aizen, in his Espada clothing.
"Just call the number at the bottom of the screen and take your choice between Gotei 13 version or Espada version! JUST ADD WATER!" Stark said.
Then the two screamed in unison…
"CALL TODAY!"
A number and brief message pop up on the bottom of the screen:
1-800-1-AIZEN
Disclaimer: The Espada will not be held responsible if your Aizen tries to kill and/or maim you. We will also not be held responsible if your Aizen tries to take over the world. DO NOT under any circumstances allow your Aizen to come in contact with Gotei 13's Ichigo Kurosaki model. If any Aizen model comes in contact with an Ichigo model, we and Gotei 13 will not be held responsible for any ensuing property damage…Thank You…
Back to the Show...
Back at Soul Society Studios, Aizen is just finishing up beating the hell out of the man responsible for cutting to commercial just as he was preparing to tell everyone present who won the million dollars. After some more tortured screams, Aizen saunters back into camera view, wiping a bit of blood from his hands. He grins evilly at the audience, again causing women to swoon, and clears his throat.
"Since I have better things I could be doing with my time, I'm not reading every frigging vote in this jar. Instead I'm simply going to impart to you imbeciles the news that Hanataro Yamada has won the one million dollar prize."
(HANATARO YAMADA – Winner of Survivor: Bleach Style)
There is some shouts of joy from the audience, the former survivors, and loud sobbing from Gin…which everyone ignores. Hanataro proceeds to jump up and down as two scantily clad women hold up an oversized check made out to Hanataro. Aizen continues to smirk with evil glee as a third scantily clad woman struts out holding the actual check for one million dollars…
Somewhere over Soul Society…
"Just you wait! My captain is not going…"
"THAT'S IT!"
There is a loud cracking sound as Haruhi snaps the chopper control stick in half, dives into the back, and beats Iba mercilessly about the head and shoulders. As the chopper spins out of control, Byakuya desperately tries to get it UNDER control while the remaining passengers are torn between screaming from fear and cheering Haruhi on…
Back at Soul Society Studios…
Just as scantly clad woman number three passes the check to Aizen, he neatly plucks the check from her hand. Needless to say this causes the joyful celebration to end quick, fast, and in a hurry. Although I must say no one seems very surprised.
In the audience, Ryo has donned a construction hat and has crawled under his seat, L, Light, Allen, Lenalee, Lavi, Jean, Lucky, GW, BakaMilkShake, Beyond Flight, musicallady1, 0mohni0, Fourpeg and Syrena Li follow suit. While Ryo is hiding, Aizen breaks down into a fit of evil laughter, which lasts for several minutes. Just as everyone looks to be getting bored, he wraps it up.
"Ah well then, it was very nice watching…all…of…" Aizen trails off as a high pitched whine echoes through the studios. However he quickly recovers. "As I was saying, it was…"
"DIE MR. SHADES!"
Even Aizen looks shocked by the echoing scream which appeared to be coming from outside. Suddenly the whine increases, which is followed by more muffled shouting from outside and above the studios…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"DIE, SHADES, DIE!"
"WE'RE GOING DOWN!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Just as Aizen tries to once again make his intentions known, there is a loud crash directly above him…
"Holy shit!" Aizen shrieked. He and the rest of the contestants dive out of the way as a large chopper crashes through the roof of the studios. The audience scatters out the door like scared chickens as debris rains down on them, with the exception of the Soul Reapers and L, Light, Allen, Lenalee, Lavi, Ryo, Jean…who are still hiding under their chairs.
The former contestants, still on stage and now in various states of injury, slowly get to their feet. Aizen, laying near the edge of the stage, slowly stands, coughing at all the dust in the air. He glances up as the nose of the chopper, which is hanging about five feet from the stage floor. Inside he spots Byakuya, twitching slightly and looking ready to hurl.
"Damn Byakuya, can't…SHIT!" Aizen hastily dodges as a body comes flying out of the side door of the chopper and hits Gin in the head, knocking him unconscious. The body is none other than the now severely beaten Iba. Seconds later, Haruhi's head appears at the chopper door. It takes all of three seconds for her to spot her uncle.
"You!" Haruhi yelled.
"Now niece, calm down." Aizen holds up his hand, trying to pacify his niece. In the process he displays the stolen check, which only seems to piss Haruhi, and the other former tree bound survivors, off even more. Haruhi drops onto the stage, just as Aizen takes a tentative step backwards. Seconds later, Chad and Uryu jump out, holding what appears to be rather large pipes. Szayel, Hisagi and Tosen jump out next, brandishing large wooden planks. Momo, Toshiro, Soi Fon and Rangiku are just behind them holding what look to be whips, much like Rukia's. The final person out is Byakuya, holding his zanpakuto.
"Get him!" Haruhi cried.
The former tree bound survivors jump onto Aizen and beat the hell out of him. Seconds later the other former contestants, with the exception of the unconscious Gin, jump onto Aizen and beat the hell out of him as well. Another few seconds later, the Souel Reapers at the audience looked at each other for a moment, then they all shrug, got up to the stage and beat the hell out of Aizen as well.
While the former contestants and the Soul Reapers whale the shit out of Aizen, Hanataro smiles in glee as he grabs the real check and skips off with Kaiba, Fluffy and Liu Kang in tow. Ryo, Lucky, Jean, GW and the other authors are watching the show and eating popcorn…
Several Hours Later…
"Well, that was fun." Haruhi smiles brightly. "Come on Byakuya, let's go get a pizza."
Haruhi and Byakuya walk off, holding hands, in search of a Pizza Hut resturant.
Seconds later, Toshiro and Momo emerge from the sduios and they are both smiling in glee, mainly because they finally got their revenge on Aizen which they always wanted.
"That was fun!" Toshiro smiled.
"Come on Shiro-Chan! Let's go!" Momo grins. She and Toshiro hold hands and they both skip off to a nearby McDonald's restaurant.
Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Orihime, Uryu and Chad all walked out of the studios with smiles on their faces and the heroes all hold hands and skip off to a nearby Subway restaurant.
Gin happily walks out of the studios with Rangiku, who is holding hands with him. The two finally got together and decided to walk to the park and have their first date.
Yoruichi walks out of the studios while carrying Soi Fon, who is hugging her passionately, on her back.
"Come Soi Fon, let's go." Yoruichi smiled.
"Okie dokie!" Soi Fon squealed. Yoruichi then carries her all the way to a nearby Wendy's restaurant.
All in all, all the former survivors step out of the studios and head off on theie separate ways. With the exception of our dear injured Aizen…who's poor mangled body has been drug off stage by Ryo and hauled back to his apartment…
THE END
Who Votes Who:
Renji: Hanataro
Yoruichi: Gin
Ichigo: Hanataro
Ulquiorra: Gin
Urahara: Hanataro
Rukia: Hanataro
Grimmjow: Hanataro
Orihime: Hanataro
Ryo: And there you go. That's the end of Survivor: Bleach Style. Hanataro has won the one million dollar prize and went to the Bahamas to celebrate his victory, Haruhi and the former survivors are back to being themselves and poor Aizen is still being tortured…which no one cares. Thank you so much for all of your support and reviews and yes, I too am sad that the story is over. But don't worry because there will always be new Bleach fanfics from me in the future!
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